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I Saw Your Tags On The Bachelor Post, Sooooo If You Please? Could You Spare Some Bachelorette Hcs For
i saw your tags on the bachelor post, sooooo if you please? could you spare some bachelorette hcs for the soul? đ¤˛đť
Well, I suppose I could be persuadedâlmfao Iâm kidding. You sent this on Sunday, and I assumed you were talking about the Bachelors In Bed hc list, so thatâs what I wrote. Iâm really glad someone wanted to see the girlies, too :) Enjoy, anon!Â
Warnings: heavy NSFW. Sub/dom dynamics, mentions of headspaces, edging/overstim, dirty talk, degradation and praise, tons of swearing, light bondage(?), mentions of feet yikes, and I used GN!reader. Theyâre listed in ascending age order once again. Minors please do not interact, thank you!
Maru
Sheâs loud
The slightest touch can have her sighing, and lord have mercy on your eardrums if you nibble on her earlobe, because thatâs Her Spotâ˘
She has a tendency to hide her face in the pillows or behind her arms and hands
But that does absolutely nothing to keep her voice down
youâre caught totally off guard by it at first, and at some point you wonder if sheâs putting it on, but no
She really is just that sensitive
And loud. Did I mention sheâs loud?
Desperate for it, no teasing or edging for her please and thank you
Sheâs probably a little repressed, what with her dad being who he is (the stick up his ass is massive, genuinely)
So sex with her is going to reflect that, at least at first
Grabs onto you a lot, and her grip is strong as hell
probably has a marking kink and loves leaving hickeys on your thighs during the summertime when she knows you have to wear shorts
And lordy, does she scratch
You might as well have a permanent tattoo of her nails down your back because of how often she uses you as a scratching post
You like looking at them in the mirror though, and she always makes sure to put ointment on them afterward so they donât become a problem
But this girl doesnât really talk during sex, regardless of the kind
Sheâs too busy blowing the fucking roof off the farmhouse
Oh yeah. No sex at her place. Nope.
Not even a gag can shut her up, but youâre certainly welcome to try!
Probably could make your lips numb if you tried to kiss her while she was moaning
And despite what you might think of her at first, sheâs not innocent
because of how Demetrius is, she may never have had any experience with another person, but that doesnât mean sheâs never used toys
She canât buy her own, but she did make a few for herself!
Feel free to use them on her, but be warned that sheâll give you the same treatment afterward
As far as dynamics go, sheâs a switch, and definitely overstimulates the fuck out of you as a dom, but when sheâs subbing, sheâs pretty docile
Listens to you well, and if thereâs a sliding scale in terms of brattiness, her and Haley are on opposite extremes (more on that later though)
Overall sex with her is pretty intense, and no it does not settle down the longer youâre together so good luck
Maybe invest in some decent earplugs? For you and the whole town LMFAO
Penny
Itâs hard to tell because sheâs constantly muffling herself in one way or another
even though itâs implied that she has a situationship with Sam, sheâs very inexperienced
She knows how she likes to be kissed, but as far as her knowledge on sex goes, nada
Youâre going to have to lead her
She doesnât really like hearing herself, just because it reminds her of what sheâs doing and sheâs embarrassed about it
So you can usually trust that sheâs not going to be super loud, but she can talk
Nothing vulgar or raunchy
Thatâs just not who she is
So youâll probably get way more âI love youâs,â and lots of quiet begging
But as far as noises go, sheâll give you sharp gasps or muffled whimpers
Doesnât have a ton of confidence and kind of just lets you do whatever you want
That causes some problems early on because sheâs not totally up-front about certain things, but you pay very close attention, so itâs not very often that it happens
But itâll take a lot of trust and communication for her to open up about what she likes during sex
And then you find out that she likes being embarrassed
Make fun of her desperation a little bit, but you should definitely still indulge herÂ
Not to mention if you yourself are just as desperate, thatâll def make her short-circuit
The build-up is the loudest
Her volume is high when she comes, but it falls back down pretty quickly afterward
Grapples onto you like a koala
Like Alex, prefers a lot of contact, and similarly to Elliott, likes intimacy
But also tease her a bit
imagine her reaching for your hand to thread your fingers together, and you indulge her, but chuckle a little meanly?
Yeah. She's dead.
A sub, 10000%
And if you stop doing all the work and force her to do it herself, she is GONE
âIf you want it, youâre going to have to work for itâ
And she does work for it, but her face is bright red the whole time
A little tomato lol
Youâll have to give her a second to get over her embarrassment though
You can tease her about that too if you wanna
âAre you embarrassed by how badly you want me?â and she shakes her head because thatâs not it but also it is
Probably tears up, but doesnât cry
At least, none of her tears ever fall
Wants to cuddle after sex, and will not let you go for at least thirty minutes
You also are going to need to reassure her
So go for lots of compliments, be sweet and loving to her overall, and sheâll probably want to take a shower together afterward
You may or may not get a round two in there
Abigail
This girl
Well.
Sheâs got quite the mouth on her LMAO
What I mean is: Abigail curses like no one else
Which isnât very surprising for anyone involved, but nonetheless I have to mention it
But as far as noises goâoml this girl is so ridiculousâshe thinks her moans sound like a really bad imitation of pornstars faking it? hdsjhDGSKDJGH
So she doesnât allow herself lol
It would take a lot to get her to make any higher noises
Youâre not gonna hear any whines or whimpers out of her for the most part
But if you want to, you can overstimulate her
The thing about her voice is that once she starts using it, she wonât stop
If you open the floodgates, she wonât be able to close them
Things in motion tend to stay in motion, yadda yadda yadda
You get the point
Anyway yeah she sounds fucking phenomenal but donât bother trying to convince her because it will not work ever at all lmfao
What a stubborn little shit abigail iâm in love with you pls
She jerks around a lot
Sheâs overall pretty sensitive, and if you catch her by surprise, sheâll yank herself away from you
Itâs not because she hates it, itâs just reflex
Youâll have to hold onto her pretty tightly
But also.
Tie her up sometimes, maybe?
I imagine sheâs the type to have some fuzzy purple handcuffsÂ
Probably bought them off amazon after losing a bet
But sheâs never used them before
Except she has you now, so. You know. They see the light of day fairly often
If you want to know how sheâs feeling, check her feet
Hold on stAY WITH MEâ
She curls her toes whenever she likes something you do
So letâs say youâre going down on her, and youâve got her legs slung over your shoulders
And you canât hear her or see her face, but just.
Glance up, or to the sideâwherever youâve got them
And you can tell when sheâs enjoying herself easily
Give her hickeys and bite her a bitâher neck is the most sensitive, so if youâre looking for some real sounds, go for there
be warned that she might make your ears ring
Haley
Now we know when youâre just getting to know each other, sheâs kind of shallow and mean, right?
But give her some patience and sheâll soften over time
So once yâall are together
A brat.
But also not
Like, yeah, sheâs bratty, and needy, and if you try to edge her or rile her up, sheâll just take what she needs ugh i love her
But her sounds will reflect that disposition, so depending on what youâre doing, sheâll either be super sweet, or a bitchy bratÂ
âYouâre so slow, hurry up!â or âPlease, Iâll be good, Iâm so closeâ
Probably a switch, but leans more toward sub
Sensitive nipples (i hc nipple piercings for her lol youâre welcome for that image)
Latch onto her chest and sheâll be ready to go in like. Two minutes.
But if you want to mess with her, stay there for longer
She could probably come just from nipple play, but sheâs never patient enough for it to happen
But touching on what she likes hearing from you for a second, hereâs some advice: degrade her
Call her a slut, insult her a little, bro if you scold her for her attitude? Lol youâre never getting rid of her and why tf would you want to?
But despite her general temperament, she doesnât like pain
So overstim as a punishment is your go-to
But sheâll often piss you off just to get that out of you
Kinda pisses you off sometimes
âWhy canât you just ask me for it? Why do you have to be so bratty? Iâd give you what you want in the first place if you just set aside your pride and used your fucking words.â
âDonât lie, you know you like it.â
She raises your blood pressure every day lmao
Sheâs versatile, so youâll hear just about every kind of sound from her
As far as volume goes, she canât keep her voice down for shit
A fun little challenge is to tell her to be quiet
She canât do it for shit, but itâs still fun nonetheless lol
Leah
Itâs a good thing she moved to the farmhouse with you, because she may not be loud, but you certainly are
This girl knows her shit
Sheâs really great at reading people, so if you were hoping to slip anything past her, you can toss those plans in the garbage right now lmao
Sheâs got a tongue and she knows how to use it
Plenty of experience, and sheâs gonna make sure she puts it to good use
But sheâs not going to go crazy
Thereâs no dynamics with her, no headspaces, nada
Sheâs not boring, of course, but sheâs not really into all that intense shit
The most thatâll happen is she doesnât let you touch her until you come at least once, and will probably overstimulate you if you ask for it, but thatâs it
Has a very nice voice
Kind of similar to Abigailâs, but a little more smooth, and slightly deeper
Sheâs not all that shy about her voice, so you can expect an average amount of volume and frequency from her, but sheâll be at her loudest when all of the focus is on you
Very go with the flow, and doesnât mind a little exploration as long as thereâs a hefty amount of communication beforehand
With her relationship history, the easiest way to get her going is to be loving and sweet (FUCK YOU, KEL!)
So if you kiss her with no ulterior motives, or âjust because,â thatâll probably be enough to rile her up
Also consent. Consent is very sexy to her
She thinks itâs pretty attractive, seeing you hold yourself back for her benefit
And because sheâs so great at reading people, it also means that she knows exactly when youâre doing that
âYou keep looking at my lips. Is there something you want to say?â
Likes to tease you about it, but you both know it drives her just as crazy to see you get like that
Likes being complimented quite a bit, (once again, FUCK YOU, KEL) but nothing too raunchy or nasty
Call her âprettyâ, or say âI love youâ against her lips between kisses?
Youâll have this woman wrapped around your finger like a soulmate string
Emily
In terms of romance, this girl gives Elliott a run for his money
Sex is going to be full-blown occasion for her
Candles, rose petals, music, and definitely some essential oils in a diffuser to help you relax
Probably turns on a salt lamp to align your chakras beforehand or some shit idk
She does not fuck, letâs make that clear now.
Also there are no power dynamics here, nope
Likes intimacy, and prefers any position that makes it easy to kiss you
Which. Oof. She is messy.
Lots of tongue, and if youâre close, probably just gasping into each otherâs mouths
She doesnât actually use pet names during sex
She thinks itâs more romantic and personal to use your name
Maybe a nickname, if youâve got one
But yeah, no âbaby,â âsweetheartâânothing like that
Also. Eye contact.
EYE. CONTACT.
Will hold your face and force you to look her in the eyes if you try to look away
Itâs like the world zeroes in on you two, and she will not focus on anything else
Loves cataloging every expression you make, so if you want to fuck with her facing away from you, you better get a mirror because she refuses to miss anything
Surprisingly not very loud?
Like youâd think she would be, but sheâs surprisingly quiet
Not because sheâs not enjoying herself, but because sheâs just. Not very vocal lol
Loving praise, unsurprisingly
And she gives as good as she wants to get
Probably laces your hands together and presses it over one of your chests, just above your hearts emily please youâre killing me here
Skin contact, a fuckton of foreplay, and honestly her room could serve as a hippieâs sex shop lmfao
So many toys, oils, lube, this girl is prepared for anything
Probably a little vanilla, but that doesnât mean itâs boring
I assure you it is never boring
I think itâs probably a little surprising for you at first, just how loved she can make you feel
I think with the current dating sphere, with the explosion of social media and smartphones and whatnot, everyone is very disconnected from one another
And she hates it, so when she decides to open up to someone like that, sheâs going to do it right
Makes you feel so loved, and youâre obsessed after only the first time
She likes keeping your sexual life private
So donât expect her to be ready to go whenever, and she doesnât like a whole lot of PDA
Will not fuck you in any part of the farmhouse except your bedroom
No kitchen or couch sex. Boo-hoo
She wants it to be personal and private, because she feels like it makes it more special if itâs only shared between you two
And your bedroom is your safe-space
She probably says itâs about keeping the atmosphere balanced or whatever
She doesnât want to have to leave charged rocks on every surface to deal with it if something disrupts that positive energy I am literally in love with her
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Omg hi! May I request something with harvey and gn!reader in which they are in a game of truth or dare with the other balchelors/rettes and one of them dares the farmer to kiss the doctor (farmer and harv are not necessarily in a relationship yet but they are close friends...or more ?)
Drink water! XD
Hello!! This prompt was a lot of fun to do, and Harvey is so cute! Thank you for the request anon, I really appreciate it! I don't have a beta reader unfortunately, so this might have typos or awkward phrasing (english isn't my first language agh) but I hope you enjoy anyway!! This one took me a bit longer, sorry about that! Also I drank water just for you, anon <3
2329 words, foul language, alcohol consumption, general dumbassery. GN!Farmer, implied Sam/Penny, a little suggestive at certain points but this is overall pretty tame, it might be a little ooc near the end but i tried my best whoops, manipulative Haley(but it's for everyone's benefit, don't worry), uhhhh did I miss anything? OH YEAH someone eats a spoonful of mayo sorry about that LMFAO
Harvey doesnât like drinking anything that isnât wine.
Wine lets him unwindâit loosens up his tense, stressed muscles, and after one glass, heâs usually set for the night. He doesnât go crazy. He doesnât drink liquor.
The Farmer, however, apparently does.
Theyâre squeezed in on the loveseat between Elliott and Shane, with one arm thrown over the back of the cushions, and theyâre intermittently stealing Shaneâs beer to down a few gulps at a time. As their doctor, heâs concerned, but as their boyâas their friendâhis nerve endings are singed, and an uneasy feeling is building in his gut.
If he was an idiot, heâd blame the feeling on the nasty liquor Alex and Haley brought to the farmhouse, deep brown and thick like molasses on the way down. Unfortunately, heâs more self-aware than that.
Which means he knows that the sudden stab through his chest when the Farmer leans in a little too close to Elliottâharsh and thrashing, like a green sludge cloying up his throat and gluing his tongue to the back of his teethâis just jealousy.
Maru and Abigail cheer loudly on his left, piled onto the couch with Sebastian and Sam, and part of him wishes heâd stayed home. He couldâve faked sick, maybe, and blamed it on the cold slowly blowing in from the ocean during this time of year. Heâs never really liked the winter season, anyway.
But then heâd have missed this, and even though watching the Farmer eat up the attention from Shane and Elliott is keying him up more than any surgery heâs ever had to perform, he never misses Thirsty Thursday.
âThirsty Thursdayâ is what the Farmer calls it. They coined the term with their old group of friends back in the city, or so heâs been told. Rules are simple: once a month, everyone brings a bottle of alcohol to one personâs house, and they spend the whole night getting plastered while playing drinking games. The game is different every time.
Today's game of choice is truth or dareâor strip.
Everyone is in varying states of undress, and heâs already lost his vest, his tie, and both of his shoes. Thereâs a pile of clothes building in the middle of the living room, and eleven pairs of shoes scattered between half-empty bottles of alcohol.
Thankfully it doesnât look like heâs going to be losing anything else, because the group has abandoned their attacks on each other in favor of ganging up on the Farmer, whoâs still fully clothed. Their boots are still perfectly laced, strings untouched and swinging to-and-fro. He watches them like pendulums, and takes another sip from his cup.
Alex flops back on the floor and throws his arms up in defeat.
âI give up, this is impossible,â he shouts, and Haley pokes him in the side with her foot.
âQuit being dramatic, you big baby,â she scolds him, raising an eyebrow with all the judgement of an angel at the gates of the afterlife. She's always scared him, a little. Too keen, knows too much, sees too much. Reads him like he's a children's book.
âOh come on, thereâs gotta be something they wonât do.â Sam yells across the room, his laugh as boisterous as ever. Harvey winces. His ears always get more sensitive when heâs drunk.
The Farmer tosses their head back and laughs, the sound ringing sharply in his ears. Harvey licks his lips, and rubs off any residual alcohol clinging to his mustache with the back of his hand. The hair scratches his skin, and it grounds him, if only a little bit. He likes their laugh.
âOh, I think Iâve got one,â Penny says suddenly, sitting up and pointing at the Farmer with an eager look on her face. Harvey knows for a fact that sheâs stone-cold-sober, and he honestly canât believe sheâd even show up for Thirsty Thursday, given how she feels about alcohol, but maybe the fact that sheâs been glued to Samâs arm all night has something to do with it. He wonât ask. âFarmer, truth or dare?âÂ
âBring it on, Pen. Dare,â the Farmer says.
âI dare you to eat a spoonful of mayonnaise.â Harveyâs face twists in disgust immediately, and the volume goes up to a hundred. Everyoneâs laughing because theyâre sure they wouldnât. Not even the Farmer would do something so disgusting.
Harvey knows otherwise.
He watches with unsurprised horror as they lean forward, elbows on their knees, and give Penny a wild grin with their tongue bitten between their teeth. He wants to do that.
âThatâs it?â Their voice is like a gunshot in the living room, silencing the group for half a moment before, like vultures to a corpse, Sam is jumping up and rushing into the kitchen with Alex and Leah hot on his heels.Â
Within thirty seconds thereâs a jar of mayonnaise sitting heavy between the Farmerâs thighs, and Emily is handing them a spoon. Harveyâs pretty sure at least seven of them are yanking their phones out of their pocket to video the whole thing, and while he gets it, heâs seen the Farmer do much worse.
Heâs no longer surprised by anything they do. As their doctor, heâs well aware of the shenanigans they get up to during their free time, and if heâs being realistic, eating a spoonful of mayo is probably the tamest thing theyâve done in his presence.
Itâs still fucking gross though. Harvey snorts to himself, watching the look on their face when they twist open the jar and dig their spoon into the devilâs condiment. Even when they talk a big game, he can read them easily. Harvey chuckles a little bit at the slightly green tinge on their cheeks as they bring it up to their mouth, and close their lips over the spoon.
They barely manage to get it down, to the resounding cheers of glee and disgust around them.
âHoly shit, you actually did it!â Sam cackles, shoving his camera in the farmerâs face. They flip him off and he devolves into a fit of giggles.
Sebastian gags behind him, shaking his bangs out of his eyes and flopping back down on the couch behind Harvey. âThat was the grossest thing Iâve ever seen in my life.â
âI donât know whether to be impressed or disgusted,â Shane muses, holding his beer far out of reach from the Farmerâs grabby hands. âNuh-uh, donât even think about it, Farmer. You did this to yourself, and I donât want your mayo mouth on my drink, go get your own.âÂ
The Farmer whines petulantly, and Harvey gets up on his knees to pass the bottle of cranberry juice Penny brought for the punch mix. Thereâs just enough leftover to wash down the taste, and the Farmer plucks the near-empty jug out of his hands gratefully.
âOh, my savior, thank you.â They guzzle the rest of the jug without preamble, and in their haste, a single drop trickles from the corner of their lips and down their chin. Harvey watches it like a hawk, eventually losing sight of it under the collar of their shirt. He wonders how itâd taste to lick it off, and immediately turns his eyes to the floor.
His ears burn.
âThat was disgusting, donât make me do that ever again,â The Farmer says, and Emily throws a pillow at them. It bounces off of their head harmlessly, and Shane catches it as it falls to the floor.
âWe didnât make you do anything,â Shane reminds them dryly, leaning back into the cushions with a smirk. âYou couldâve just taken off your boots or something.â
âBut they have to protect their honor!â Leah laughs, sea-blue eyes bright and twinkling as she throws her arm over Elliott and the Farmerâs shoulder from behind the loveseat.
âOh goodness, I can still smell it on your breath.â Elliott jokes, dramatically yanking himself out of Leahâs grip and leaning far over the arm of the loveseat.
âHow do you think I feel?â The Farmer snaps at him without a trace of heat in their voice, and Elliott snorts into his palm.
âWell, if that didnât work, Iâm out of ideas.â Penny shrugs, sitting back against Samâs chest.Â
âYeah, Iâve got nothing,â Sam agrees. âAnyone else?â
Silence follows, and Harvey almost gets ready to collect his clothes from the pile, when Haley raises her hand.
âIâve got one more.â
âCanât possibly be worse than making me eat mayo, so go ahead.â The Farmer shudders, setting the empty juice jug on the coffee table with a hollow thunk. Harvey settles back down, his heart making a distantly similar sound.
Haley cocks her head to the side, her hair swaying in front of her calculating blue eyes. âI dare you to kiss Harvey.âÂ
Harvey doesnât like a lot of things.Â
He doesnât like liquor. He doesnât like coral, or salmonberries, or the cold. He doesnât like when the Farmer goes into the mines and comes back with a new gash on their skin, or a fractured bone in their limbs. He doesnât like Thirsty Thursday.
He keeps his eyes glued to the Farmer, and desperately ignores every other pair of eyes currently digging into his skin. Theyâre probably all talking, but his ears have lost all functionality. The world sounds muffled and faraway, like his head is underwater.
âI, uhâŚâ The Farmer stutters, and Harveyâs pulled back to shore. He hangs onto every syllable, his gut clenching, waiting for the sucker-punch of rejection. When it comes, heâs going to have to pretend to be normal about it, but everyone will stare at him with that glitter of pity in the backs of their eyes that he hates so muchâ âIâd have to brush my teeth. Harvey hates the taste of mayonnaise.â
Harveyâs lower jaw unhinges itself from his skull and falls into his solo cup with a splash.
He shakes his head, pushing his glasses higher on his nose. âIâm sorry, come again?â
The Farmer shrugs, but they wonât meet his eyes. âI mean, if youâre cool with it, I just have to brush my teeth. It was my dare, why should you have to suffer for it?â
They glance at him, at his lips, and Harveyâs launched to cloud nine.
âIâokay. Go brush your teeth then.â
The Farmer nods stiffly, their cheeks and ears flushing as they stand up. âCool. Be right back.â
He looks up, suddenly afraid, and glances across the coffee table at Haley. Sheâs grinning, her teeth glinting like a lioness who just caught a gazelle in her jaws. Harvey rubs the back of his neck, his skin burning.
Thereâs a few hollers from the guys behind him, and heâs pretty sure Alex and Leah have both clapped him on the back. He didnât even do anything.
âOkay!â The Farmer calls, their voice echoing down the hall and entering the room a few seconds before them. Harvey stays rooted to the floor, his wrists aching from leaning back on them for so long. His palms are probably indented with the texture of the rug beneath him. His eyes donât stray from the Farmer as they walk around the couches and every forgotten bottle littering their living room floor. They crouch down in front of him, settling down on their knees, and Harveyâs brain finally catches up with him.
This is actually happening.
The Farmer is going to kiss him. Heâs going to pass out.
âSo, um. How do you want me toâŚ?â They ask, and he thinks about it for a moment before realizing theyâre looking at Haley.Â
âYou canât figure that out for yourselves?â Haley asks, her voice sharp and cutting.
The Farmerâs hands flap around chaotically as they sputter, searching for an appropriate defense. âThis is your dare! How am I supposed to know, I canât read your mind!â
âFarmer.â Harvey sets his solo cup on the coffee table. âYou didnât brush your teeth just to argue with Haley, did you?â
Itâs the fucking liquor. It always makes him lose his filter. It gives him confidence, but it chases his inhibitions away and makes him bolder. Heâs impatient, and heâs been dancing around this âwill-we-wonât-weâ thing heâs got going with the Farmer for months, and heâs sick of it.Â
Another round of hollers and gleeful exclamations bounce off the walls, but heâs not paying attention anymore.
âNo, I didnât.â They say quietly, and theyâre not paying attention anymore, either. âSo how do you want me to do this?â
Harvey swallows hard, his eyes flicking down to their lips. âHow do you think I want you to do it?â
âMessy,â they whisper, cupping his jaw in their hands, and he might as well be delirious. âBut thatâs not really appropriate when we have an audience, so youâll have to settle for a little less.â
âGuess youâll just have to do it again when thereâs no audience,â Harvey hisses, and then their lips are on his. Thereâs condensation from the beer mixing with the sweat on his palms, but he brings his hands up to grip their waist anyway. They shiver against him, breathing slowly through their nose, and Harvey pulls them closer.
They taste like toothpaste, and feel like silk in his hands. He squeezes once, trying not to groan into their mouth, lest he put on a show for the rest of the group, but they rearrange themselves against his lips, and suddenly his glasses are digging into the bridge of his nose.
He yanks himself away, barely taking a breath as he tears his glasses off his face and tosses them onto the coffee table with a clatter. He pays it no mind. Someone whistles. Probably Sam. He drags the Farmer back in and slots their lips together, clicking together like puzzle pieces as they sling their arms over his shoulders.Â
He slips his thumb under their shirt, just barely, and their voice rumbles deep in their chest.
He loves Thirsty Thursday.
i was looking through my masterlist and saw my new husband harvey post & inspo struck. hence, this.
contains ; fluff. sm fluff. new husband!harvey. fem!farmer. drabble. this might be kinda niche??đđ looking through harveyâs baby book <3

the boxes, once piled all throughout your previously vacant living room, now limited after the many hours spent working through them. you chose to take a chunk of your day off for this, helping him with the unpacking as he wouldâve for you.
although you were leaving one chore for another, there was something so refreshing in the way you sorted through his old stuff, casually making comments about each item before placing it where you deemed fit.
you eventually got to one of the heavier boxes, filled with medical books you didnât bother to open. just placing them beside you for him to move later.
towards the bottom were books you ended up recognizing from your own childhood, gushing short comments about how the nostalgia made your heart warm, and how you couldnât wait to pass them onto your own children (which definitely didnât go ignored by your husband.)
you reached for one that was unrecognizable to you, wide with a wrinkled spine and a puffy, plain cover. âwhatâs this?â you mumble absentmindedly, cracking it open to peek at the front page.
âhm?â he hums across the room, distracted with his own box.
the distressed corners of the open page, small bubble letters in text that instantly gave you the clue you needed, along with the neat writing of âharveyâ underneath.
you gasp at the realization, a little too exaggerated in the way your lips pull to a pout and a loud, âaww,â whines from your throat.
âwhat?â he jumps, a frantic pinch in his eyebrows as he turns to face you.
you quickly open to the next page, where immediately, you melt.
thereâs multiple photographs, the first one of a baby with thin, brown hair thatâs hardly a month old. heâs being held in someoneâs arms, someone you immediately recognize as your husbandâs mother.
âitâs your baby book!â you chirp, leaning in to look at the photo with the softest eyes and the subtlest lip quiver.
the next photo underneath continues to be another baby photo, seemed to be taken the same day as the last, where heâs being held by his father. the sentimental aspect makes your heart ache.
âoh, i havenât seen that in years.â harvey chuckles, now standing over you.
âaww, you look so cute. look at your little hands,â you gush, scanning the contents of each photo like it was your job.
you whine again when you flip to the next page. the photograph is of harvey, around age two at this point with short, messy brown hair. heâs got a shy smile on his face, cheeks red and due to the pumpkins in the background and the clothes heâs wearing, itâs clear itâs around autumn.
âi think that was my first time at a pumpkin patch.â he contextualizes, to which you let out another enamored squeal.
you donât even pay attention to him taking a seat next to you, so captivated with the little book in your hands.
you continue to scan each photo, even a few that carry a small caption underneath. several candids of him at home, some at a what you can only infer is an airportâwide shots of him standing next to large planes with an eager grin, or even just him sleeping on the couch that his mom or dad took purely for the sake of how silly it was.
he sits beside you, only a little interested with the photos, but more focused on how you react with each one.
the way your eyes crinkle each time you sweetly sigh. youâve propped your feet on the coffee table, resting the book on your bent knees while flipping through each page, making sure not to skip a single one.
and each time you find a particularly sentimental photo, you look at him for the backstory that lies behind it.
you flip to a picture where heâs grinning wide at the camera, around age seven or eight. thereâs a large gap between his teeth, and the context is clear in the way heâs holding up the missing tooth with his thumb and forefinger for the camera to see.
this is the first picture where heâs wearing glasses, similar to the ones he still adorned even 25 years later.
âharvey,â you drawl, tone pitched an octave higher as you still carry the same whine. âthis is so sweet, why havenât you ever shown me this?â
âi wouldâve if i knew i still had it,â he explains, looking from you to the book.
he canât even remember when he last thought of it. maybe the last time he actually spent this much time sifting through it was when he was in college, so to be sitting here with the woman he married only days ago, well, it did something to him.
the soft whimpers youâd let out looking at an old photo of him posing with armfuls of his favorite miniature planes.
how you giggled when you stumbled on a photo he remembers being vividly embarrassed about, teasing him for such while his cheeks grow red and you eagerly beg for the backstory, in which he wonât tell you, so you end up saying, âfine, iâll just have to call your mom and ask about it later.â
and it feels like his whole world is falling into place when you lean in to get a closer look, whispering a quiet, âgod, i want one, i want a little you.â

Requests are officially closed! Thank you to everyone who sent in prompts, and to those of you I haven't gotten to posting yet, I'll make sure to work on your asks over the course of this week. I'll probably open up requests again this Friday, if I have the time. Thank you to everyone once again, I really appreciate it <3
it's my off day, stardew valley brain rot hours are now, and I need to writeâso if y'all want to, you can send me requests. I can write anything, for any villager and NSFW is cool too
it's my off day, stardew valley brain rot hours are now, and I need to writeâso if y'all want to, you can send me requests. I can write anything, for any villager and NSFW is cool too