IS THAT NOT WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED??? HE LOOKED AT GIORNO LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE, LIKE

IS THAT NOT WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED??? HE LOOKED AT GIORNO LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE, LIKE

“Mmmmm, don’t like that.”

LOOK PISS FOR BRAINS, IF BRUNO KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING, YOU’D BE LIMBLESS BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN SAY, “IT WAS JUST A PRANK, BRO”

Bruno is so fucking weird from beginning to end and honestly I love that about him. Hell yes you funky little zipper freak keep doin what you're doin.

Wym, is that not how you knead bread?

I have a confession to make. I have no idea how to knead bread. I just punch that thing untill I get bored and then I walk away and immediately forget to bake the bread

↳ pencil tests by james baxter

🖊(bangs fists on table) Strel content NOW🖊

Oh, she? My wife? The love of my life????

So this lovely lady is Strelitzia Esparza! She's a self insert turned full oc for JJBA and hoo boy, she's definitely a favorite of mine.

A few key facts on her:

She's a performer/entertainer in a Naples cabaret called "La Paeonia"

Additionally, as La Paeonia is under Passione "protection", Strelitzia works as an informant for various Passione groups. Her present client is Polpo, more specifically, Team Bucciarati.

She's a Stand User from birth, but her Stand, Moon River, didn't materialize until she was 12 years old under strenuous circumstances.

On the topic of her Stand, Moon River is a mimicry Stand. They can scan/analyze anyone and create a nearly perfect simulacra of the scanned target. Additionally, MR can learn key information about the target including: their name, their age, the name of their Stand if they have one, and what they were doing up to an hour before they were scanned.

However, MR simply has a mimicry ability. They cannot fully recreate a person and drawbacks of the ability include: the simulacra having no pulse, body temperature, or reflection and the failure to be able to copy a Stand user's Stand or even learn their ability.

While she was originally created as a character to ship with Bruno, Strelitzia has gained so much traction and a lot of love from others and it makes me want to work on her more and more!