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the woods are lovely, dark and deep,

but I have promises to keep,

and miles to go before I sleep

(Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening BY ROBERT FROST)

concept art of future moments cuz i was procrastinating w work

damn they move in fast

there is something so oddly genuinely comforting about joel's building segment in his new video (31) where he keeps addressing us with "you, Viewer"

i don't know WHY but it's, nice

I'll feast on your body if you'll feast on mine

back after a month, by unpopular demand

every time some jerk complains about the new minecraft update “not adding any value to the game” i think about that one jschlatt clip where he discovers a lush cave for the first time and is genuinely rendered speechless by its beauty. so much of minecraft’s charm and beauty is exploring and discovering new lands and generation and falling in love with a world that was made for you and to love you

who give a shit if the pale garden doesn’t “add” anything game breaking. it will be worth it for the hundreds of thousands of players who stumble upon it by chance. only a few people will be able to relate to being handed a new op block/mechanism on a platter but everyone remembers the feeling of still being new to minecraft and the wonder of uncovering all its quirks. it’s about the loving the universe for its smallest of features and creatures as the love letters tho humanity that they are not exploiting the universe for all that its worth jackass ‼️‼️‼️

Phil doing redstone js the funniest thing. He keeps stopping to yell at chat to shut up and stop mocking him.

Amazing new photos from the babysitter that we definitely think were taken back to back 😭♥️🫶

[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all (blank) a very pleasant (blank)" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant rosh hashanah". In front of Bugs there is a jar of honey, a stack of apples and pomegranates. In front of bug's mouth there is a shofar.]

compilation

ok so basically if the next minecraft update existed in 2020 ranboo half creaking theory would’ve gone crazy

oh, thank you for the tag!!

last song: Choke by IDKHOW

favorite color: black is my go-to answer, but if people force me to choose a "real colour" it would be either a dark red or dusty purple

currently watching: gravity fallsssss (again) and The Magnus Archives (that one is listening rather than watching, but i'm counting it, shush)

last movie: beetlejuice beetlejuice, i dont watch movies often lol

sweet/savoury/spicy: probably savoury, but i like all of them a lot in the right contexts. sweet would be my next choice

current obsessions: oh this one's hard. minecraft, hermitcraft, dsmp (im still in the Fucking Building), and i've been back into poetry/writing/roleplay

relationship status: two long-term partners of several years each <3

last thing i googled: um. it was "IDKHOW" because i was trying to make sure that was actually what people call that band. before that was "slow blood" (was trying to remember the name for hypotension)

no pressure tags! @pixel-mess @man-of-many-moths @nidd5555 @all-lars-bars @corvids-calling have to edit the tags ugh sorry if theres a double @ @gaylordthethird @mayvora

people i want to get to know better 🥰

tagged by @mcavoyjames, @henrywinteris, and @swkywalker 💖💖💖

last song: lonely is the muse, halsey

favorite color: turquoise/blue and pink 💗

currently watching: house md!!! obsessed

last movie: i think it was beetlejuice beetlejuice! saw it in theaters, was a lovely time.

sweet/savoury/spicy: i love these 3 equally as if they're my children. but my weakest spot is spicy!! i always want that spicy option

current obsessions: house md lol. ummm.. sabrina carpenter. oh! i'm obsessed with those pop the balloon and find love videos on youtube 😂 especially with arlette, her vids are best

relationship status: boyfriend of over 4 years

last thing i googled: what degree you need to be a pharmacist. i was just curious, not gonna do that lmao

tagging (if you want to ofc): @vampirewillows , @heartwasglass , @joequinns , @munsonseds , @hellshee , @widowkills , @waxladrian , @pleasepleaseeplease, @bruceewayne, @saintirulan, @teamred, @obsessedx, @emmaestrella, @lookforanewangle, @tornadocowboy, @winterflell, @stevebcks .

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

Charlie Slimecicle is my favourite anime girl

you know what? fuck you *does this to your horror podcast men*:

soon the hermitstats will begin

i think i'm going to start by stat blocking/graphing out average episode length in S9 for a few of my main POVs. probably going to end up working through S9 then working backwards, as i wont be doing stats for S10 until it's done! (by the time i finish one graph more things will have been posted that skew the data. i know how this goes. grian 1hr video i am LOOKING AT YOU-)

Word of mouth really kept me away from Scott Pilgrim for like a decade cause I was told it's this shitty book aimed at incels and he's a pedo and then I read it recently cause of the netflix anime and it's like "this guy sucks and all his friends barely tolerate him and he's trying to feel like a big man by leading on a 17 year old girl he's not actually interested in and everyone including the narrative acknowledges that that's pathetic and he should grow up. anyway let's explore how men see women as a means to their own self actualization but fail to acknowledge that they have lives of their own" like wow this is the book yall were talking about?

what if i beat you to death with my bare hands in the desert

(hopefully ill color this later)

Are we snallies or snenemies?

GET PERCIEVED YOU CFOOL IM SEEING YOU PERCIEVING YOU MUSHAHA EVIL LAUGHTER Jesus fuck I need to go to bed huh

FUCK, MAN

holy HELL. w h y

DONT LOOK AT ME

CEASELESS WATCHER LOOK THE FUCK AWAY

i've dumped ice water over characters heads during breakdowns. i also wouldnt stop yelling YOU. at a guy while he was building up to a panic attack like yesterday

its fun please interact its so so so funny all of us love it

I’m always too scared to interact with roleplay accounts…. just feels like they’ve got some unspoken lore and I don’t really wanna like just be like “hey y’all wassup” while they’re like being kidnapped

it's happened!

at long last (literal months of my trying to do this) i am... entirely caught up on my Hermitcraft POVs! up to Mumbo's video from today, i'm fully caught up. it's a bit strange but i've done it!!!

no more hermitstats from me, hopefully, in the sense of my tallying up my catching up! soon we will be moving to bigger and better things! (graphs. its graphs.)

joe of the hills variety you are a national fucking treasure never change please