Do U Ever Read A Friends Fic And Its Like Holy Shit How Do You Consider Me Qualified To Talk To You?

Do u ever read a friend’s fic and it’s like holy shit how do you consider me qualified to talk to you?

I think it would be an incredibly funny idea to give Dickie an existential crisis for a week because he takes a test for the metagene as a joke and it comes back positive. "I FUCKING KNEW IT," says every single Robin that could never do even half of his flippiest flippy flippy bullshit

The punchline is, of course, that after more testing they find out his acrobatic skills have nothing to do with his actual superpower. Which is something that only flew under the radar all his life cause Dick didnt know it wasnt normal. Like... idk, aura reading or better night vision or something. A very "wait, you mean everyone else can't do that?" moment

All the other Robins are once again devastated, Dick is very smug. Do you see my vision

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

logan howlett has always been THAT bitch

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die