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hualian-lian
Coco

🏳️‍🌈 she/they | bi 🏳️‍🌈 danmei: tgcf, mdzs, erha, fgep, dzyb

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hualian-lian
11 months ago

Thinking about that time Xie Lian asked Rouye to grab something solid so it grabbed San Lang. Little guy knows what’s up.


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hualian-lian
11 months ago

I deserve financial compensation for ao3 logging me out mid fic and changing my dark mode site skin to the default, blasting my eyes with the full unadulterated power of my screen light at 3:19am


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hualian-lian
11 months ago

send me a reason to keep going


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hualian-lian
11 months ago

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

hualian-lian
11 months ago
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hualian-lian
11 months ago

oh thanks for the compliment unfortunately i don’t believe you

hualian-lian
11 months ago

ao3: what do you do when i'm down? me: wait for you to come back online…

hualian-lian
11 months ago

born to be a bitchy gay forced to lie at night convinced im a horrible person because i said something that came off as kind of rude that one time

hualian-lian
11 months ago

actually don’t perceive me but i guess if you insist, do it only semi-respectfully pls

hualian-lian
11 months ago

deep down i always wanna know how i'm perceived or if i'm perceived at all


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hualian-lian
11 months ago

being alive is a little out of my price range rn

hualian-lian
11 months ago
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hualian-lian
11 months ago

I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

hualian-lian
11 months ago
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hualian-lian
11 months ago

I think when you apply to be the guy that designs university websites you have to verify that you have never studied web design

hualian-lian
11 months ago
hualian-lian
11 months ago

ovulation horny is not safe for anyone

hualian-lian
11 months ago

The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think


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hualian-lian
11 months ago

how to serve cunt in a god honoring way


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hualian-lian
11 months ago

you are still young and you don't have to have your whole life figured out. don't stress so much, everything will be fine.

hualian-lian
11 months ago

sorry if it seems like i want attention i just want attention

hualian-lian
11 months ago
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hualian-lian
11 months ago
I'm Done

I'm done

hualian-lian
11 months ago

im very glad that women