You Have So Graciously Written Multiple Of My Asks Thank You For Doing Them Justice!!!

You have so graciously written multiple of my asks 🫶🏻🫶🏻 thank you for doing them justice!!! 👁️👅👁️

I’m living for the alastor with cannibal reader!

What about the gang at the hotel sees alastor with a pretty new thing around his arm and she is just !!!!stunning!!! Like dark elegant (yet terrifying) grace. And everyone is like ????how did this old ass radio demon pull someone like you???

But they realize exactly why they fit so perfect when she kills someone (maybe defending the hotel) and just munches down on their corpse crazy style. Turning around, blood on their face, in their teeth with a wide smile like “I helped!!!” And then it clicks that she’s also a cannibal like him.

Everyone is all grossed out by it but Al thinks she has never looked prettier all covered in blood from her kill and meal. He even Wipes her face for her 😗😗😗

IM HAPPY THAT I HAVE DONE SO MANY OF YOUR REQUESTS AND YOU ENJOYED THEM!!!! I hope that i did this one justice.

Truly there was no way.

Their eyes HAD to be deceiving them.

Alastor had left the hotel to go on one of his outings but the gang was just too curious as to where the Overlord was going.

So like the mischievous nosy bunch they were; they followed him.

They followed him to a lovely restaurant and watched in shock as the waiter seated Alastor and the most beautiful demon they had ever seen.

Truly there was no way.

There was no way that ALASTOR was chatting up such a beautiful dame and NOT being creepy.

They watched from afar as Alastor pulled out a small box, presumingly a gift, and give you a genuine smile as you gawked and playfully glared at him before accepting it with a soft smile.

You were stunning!

 You must have died from an earlier time period as you were dressed in very modest attire.

A puffy white blouse tucked into a long black skirt, waist tapered by a corset to show off your curves. 

Your neck and ears wore pearls and your hair was curled and pinned up.

The epitome of grace and elegance. 

How the hell did that old fossil bag you???

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”Oh Alastor! You didn’t have to!” You gasped as he presented a small gift box to you.

The red charmer demon smiled as you opened the box to see he had got you some customized jewelry.

The Radio Demon had been courting you for a while.

Sending you flowers and taking you out on several outings throughout the Pride Ring.

It took you a while to warm up to him, but he did have a way with persuasion Rosie told you he was a great guy and your bestie would never lie. Plus Alastor had been asking her about you

“Oh it was nothing my dear! A beautiful lady should have beautiful things. I thought it would compliment that new dress you got” Ah what a charmer.

As the two of you chatted and enjoyed each other's company, you had an eerie feeling you were being watched.

You shook off the feeling, it wasn’t too off putting as many people often staring as you accompanied the demon.

Besides, no one dared to approach the two of you anyway.

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Alastor had asked you to come to the hotel so he could show you around.

He really only wanted you to meet the Princess, but the whole hotel was in attendance when Alastor opened the door to reveal you.

“No way Freaky Face bagged a broad like this?” Angel commented, causing Nifty giggled while the rest of the gang watched as Alastor showed you around.

All was going well…until there was a loud banging at the door.

rude much?

“Angel we know you’re here!” A voice shouted as the banging got louder.

You turned to see the tall spider start to shake a bit. 

You patted his arm and motioned him to take a seat and reassured him that all will be well.

Vaggie hissed as a window was knocked out.

”Oi come on out! Valentino wants to see you! We don’t mind using force whorebug!”

You felt your eye twitch.

the gang was trying to think of a way to get rid of them.

They were going to tear the hotel apart at this rate.

Charlie protested as you made your way to the lobby double doors and swung them open.

”Why hello gentlemen, is there a reason for such distasteful actions?” You smiled, but it was anything but friendly.

You took a step forward, a dark aura manifested around you as your eyes glows and teeth sharpened.

”Take her out boys! I’m sure the boss man would like a new toy!”

oh poor things.

You launched at the unexpected demon, sharp teeth at his neck and with a quick yank, his head was gone.

You heard horrified gasps as you moved to dispatch each disgusting creature.

”Ooh my dear you shouldn’t have” you heard Alastor say.

The gang had poked their heads out the front door and was shocked. There were dead bodies everywhere on the front lawn, bodies parts littering the ground. 

Angel and Vaggie gagged as they saw you, teeth deep,in a poor demon. You were shaking it like a dog would with a toy, until it flung out of your mouth, leaving your mouth bloody.

”OOH that’s sick so fucking sick!”

You grinned at Alastor, sharp teeth white a pale contrast to the bright blood smeared on your face .

You shyly tucked a strand of loose hair, standing to dust yourself off. “Ooh i do apologize Alastor. They were just being rude and ruining the exterior! Such disgusting things! They didn’t even deserve the grace to be eaten! How dare they try to-”

You were pulled from your murderous ramble by a soft cloth on your face. You blinked, eyes focusing on Alastor’s smiling face.

”Knew you would look good in red” 

You blushed as he wiped the blood from your chin.

”Oh stop it. You know red doesn’t suit me” you playfully hit his chest. He hummed, ignoring your comment as he cleaned your face.

”I think you look ravishing’ he purred as he licked your blood-stained cheek.

You giggled and held up a liver for him to bite.

In the background the gang was flabbergasted.

so that was HOW Alastor bagged a bad bitch?

shes a fucking cannibal…huh who would have knew?

Well you had to be some sort of freaky to be entertaining the Radio Demon.

Beej and his total unfamiliarity with being on the receiving end of voluntary affection.

You reach a point of familiarity where you hug him goodbye before you leave or give him a kiss on the cheek and he's frozen, at first you worry you made him uncomfortable but when you apologise he says don't and asks for more.

Then you realise he's not used to being shown affection without demanding it from someone or tricking them and wants more attention but doesn't know what to do.

Bonus points of you're not great with social cues either, ditto, so when he says he wants more kisses or a longer hug leading into a long cuddle session you just give it to him, why not?

You've inadvertently made a demon at your mercy but unlike others you're not gonna seize that power, he'll just listen when you say "Beej honey, don't light that chair on fire"

Clown Hygiene and Cleaning

A crucial part of raising your own clown is the physical upkeep! Just like dogs or cats, it’s important to know how to wash up your clown and maintain its health. A clean clown is a happy clown!

DISCLAIMER : NEVER TRY TO SCRUB OFF YOUR CLOWN’S FACIAL MARKINGS! IT MAY LOOK LIKE MAKEUP, BUT IT ISN’T.

Once A Day Maintenance

Teeth Brushing — One of the most overlooked parts of clown care is one of the simplest. Brush your clown’s teeth! It improves breath, while also ensuring that your clown won’t have painful cavities.

Face and Hand Wiping — It’s so important to do this, every day. Take a damp, cool hand towel, and gently wipe your clown’s face and hands. Not only is it a bonding experience, similar to how a clown mother will take care of her babies, but the face and hands often get sweaty, which can cause discomfort.

Once A Week Maintenance

Bathtime — Always fun for your clown, make sure you give them a bath at least once a week. Bubble baths are preferred! Keeps them smelling nice and fresh. Be sure to scrub the bottoms of their shoe-like paws, as the rubbery grip can accumulate dirt and grime.

Bell Shining — For breeds without bells, this isn’t necessary of course. But for breeds with bells, especially jesters, cleaning and shining their bells keeps up morale. Remember : NEVER use products intended for use on metal. Your clown’s bells are a natural part of their plumage, and thusly, are NOT metal. Instead, use bell conditioners, found at most pet shops. In a pinch, you can use human hair conditioners. But I would never recommend it over a standard clown brand.

Nail Clipping — If your clown has nails, it’s a good idea to clip them, as to avoid scratches. Always make sure that what they have are nails, though! A vet can tell you whether your clown has nails or not. Sometimes it can be hard to distinguish between the natural glove-like plumage and the real nails.

Once A Month Maintenance

Plumage Trimming — Sometimes, a clown can grow plumage quickly. The fabric-like coverings should be trimmed to the desired length around once a month. This avoids any risk of tripping or painful ripping. Take note of where the costume-looking patterns comfortably rest. Their hair should also be trimmed to stay out of their eyes.

The main takeaway from this is that a clown has a lot of upkeep! If you don’t have the time (or patience) to complete these tasks, consider utilizing a clown wash service. Most pet stores have a directory to local services, or occasionally have the service in the store itself! Your vet can also direct you to grooming services for your specific breed.

Consult your vet about what kinds of soaps and conditioners can be used on your breed. The more specific details, the better. Different clowns require different care! But EVERY clown can benefit from some physical hygiene.

That’s all I have for today. Bye-bye!

Thinking about giving or receiving a hug from behind having a special meaning for Irkens because that's where their PAK is and it's the PAK, rather than the organic body, that contains the true essence of their personality, mind, and spirit. Hugs from the front can be friendly and casual, but hugs from the back come with Connotations™.

Since Alastor doesn't sleep and just stands in a corner of his room

His version of cuddling while sleeping is you standing beside him in a corner of his room

No, you aren't allowed to talk or sit down

He'll make it as awkward as possible.

mdni,,, suggestive content… but like yurk imagine yall having an intense make out session and boothill gets way too excited and accidentally regurgitates a bullet into your mouth.

doesn’t even think anything of it when you almost choke on it. in fact, he hasn’t even noticed. he’s pouting because you’ve pulled away, and it was just getting good. like you’ve got him all hot and bothered, and his hand was up your shirt and now you’re pulling away. what gives?

you hold it out to him. “you… uh… dropped this, i think.”

he’s still way too focused on your lips to realise what’s happened. you hesitantly hold it up to his mouth and, almost instinctively, he pulls it from your fingers with his teeth.

boy dinner or something. super romantic.