Yk What You Shouldn't Need To Explain To Someone? I Just Had To Tell My Nan That Cats Are Not Physically

Yk what you shouldn't need to explain to someone? I just had to tell my nan that cats are not physically able to kidnap other cats. And she does not believe me.

Barbeque sauce's tumblr debut! Key information about him is:

- not sure who put the makeup on him, it's pretty new though

- his arm fell off a while ago, sometimes we balance it on him for pictures/aesthetics

- our drama teacher hates him so much but can't get rid of him (because the class won't let him)

- I'm using him in a play and said teacher looks so disappointed every time we get him out of the cupboard

You ever just dress up a model skeleton in a lab suit, red tie, devil horns, give him some flowers, hand him an umbrella, pass him a cigarette, casually pass him a stethoscope, gift him a rose for his mouth and make him feel like the most special person in the world! I’m talking about you Boney Tony <333

I wasn't on my own when I posted it but yeah I'm fine now, thanks for asking 💗 sometimes moving my mouth feels difficult if that makes sense? It's pretty normal for me I just got a bit overwhelmed bc I had to talk ab stuff

I hate it when autism actually affects me in a negative way. I don't want to eat, talk or smile rn and if one more person talks to me I'm going to cry.

So i was asked to make a fic about this au and apparently it's really easy to make me do stuff so it's on ao3. It's rlly short atm, I will make more chapters at some point though

This is the link if you want to read it! If it doesn't work search "an open birdcage" and you'll find it

I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters Headcanon A: what I think realistically Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious