God I Love Watching Long-running, British Sci-fi Shows With A Literally Ancient Main Character That Looks

god i love watching long-running, british sci-fi shows with a literally ancient main character that looks much, much younger than he is, hologram technology, a non-human guy with an odd-shaped head, a species of cat-adjacent people, homosexual friendship, a small(-ish) blue spaceship, parallel/alternate universes, and a guy who is really interested in aliens

Watching your whole family cling to and create endless cope for the cult they're in as it marches ever closer to the Koolaid Moment is like... a slow burn trauma

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

Timepetals

Rose: *Staring deadpan into the camera, microphone in hand* And here, you can see, the endangered Doctor in his natural habitat 10th Doctor: *falls down stairs, spilling cereal everywhere* Rose: Natural selection is coming for this specimen

Do you think The Doctor’s pockets are psychic?

Every time they need something from their pocket they find it almost immediately. No matter the fact that their pockets are as endless as the Tardis is. They find it every time

Harrowing: someone in your Fandom just made an innocuous and harmless post that nonetheless betrays a deep misunderstanding of the character and the character's narrative purpose and you just have to sit there and let them be wrong lest you be an asshole