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my options on the sdv spouses

bachelors

alex - peaked in high school

elliott - brother eughhhhh (HE GIVES ME THE ICK IDK WHY)

harvey - every time i marry him the daddy issues are hitting stronger than ever (im a lesbian) but he's so bbg

sam - get rid of the bakugo ass hairstyle and then we can talk

sebastian - sam's hair but emo

shane - i can fix him (no really i can) except you can actually fix him

bachelorettes

abigail - she mentions her homework which means i can't stop picturing her as someone in high school so i can't take dating her seriously :(

emily - love her because she's taller than me and i'm looking for a man in finance tall gf

haley - she could run me over with a sixteen wheeler truck and i'd apologise for being in the way of the road

leah - she's such a nice girl but i can never find her so i can never build friendship with her

maru - lowkey forgettable, i'd rather fuck her mother

penny - oh sweetie pie you need a hug and some cake

she had the envelope ✉️ where do you think she got it from

NOW SHE GETS THE 🏡 GETS THE KIDS GETS THE PRIDEEE

👏IF👏IT👏WERE👏NOT👏FOR👏SANTANA👏LOPEZ👏WHERE👏WOULD👏WE👏BE👏AS👏A👏CULTURE👏

— 👑 Renee Rapp

Reblog this if you support LGBTQIA+ rights, unfollow/dni if you can't do it

Edit: I'm sorry for not putting a flash warning before, and not reblogging doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. What I'm saying is to dni/unfollow if you don't support LGBT+ rights

oh holy fucking shit why did it have to be gibby

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

I GOT HIM!!!!!

👋

Fave swift songs from poets department??

hiii ✨✨

from the original album, my top 3 are probably clara bow, fresh out the slammer and florida

from the anthology my favs are the black dog, the bolter and how did it end :))

got mmy GCSE results today!!

A* in chemistry so i'm mega chuffed about that

A in everything else :))

C in Welsh Oracy but who tf needs that

we are never

getting back together

urricnenuntece

reminds me too much of urine for me to make a joke

rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard

rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard

am i living in delusion or is it black...

1938

Snow WWhite came out...

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?

anyone remember the hey diddle diddle song for this or was it a fever drean

Remember mean median and mode... that shit was crazy 🤣🤣

if history does not accommodate you, then you find a loophole and you build up your strength until you can stretch it open and squeeze your name in. some people get so impatient that they get a gun and shoot a hole, and then their name falls through the gap. because they didn't work for it. and those are the people who will wonder how the hell you managed it. the people that will want to be you.

-literally just my mind two minutes ago for no reasom

can we just agree that there's a difference between "relating" to a song and "having an inexplicable but severely, worryingly strong emotional connection" to a song

good day to you kind sir Carl

Your daily dose of cat memes

please be careful! do not follow them back!

reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

tbh I kinda lost interest in the patriarchy when I found out it wasn't really about horses.

IYKYK

barbie- *stands on toes*

everyone- "omg! how is she doing that?"

people who can do ballet-

Um. SO much to tell you. I’m a massive fan of this brilliant artist and after getting to know her I can confirm: she is THE ONE to watch. So delighted to say that Karma Featuring the incredible Ice Spice will be out TOMORROW night at MIDNIGHT ET as a part of the new Midnights (Til Dawn Edition) deluxe album that you can pre-order now at taylor.lnk.to/thetildawnedition!

In addition to Karma Ft Ice Spice… You asked for it, we listened: Lana and I went back into the studio specifically to record more Lana on Snow on the Beach. Love u Lana 🥰😆☺️

But wait there’s more… for those of you going to the East Rutherford shows - we will have a new special edition CD available ONLY on site starting at 12:30pm ET on Friday! This CD will have a never before heard Midnights vault track called “You’re Losing Me”!

let's face it, if Valentine had his way, Clary would be called Jonathina.

VALENTINE: hey minions of darkness, these are my children, Evil Jonathan, Good Jonathan, and Short Jonathina!

cathy criminal case elvis♡

@lonesomeelvis MIKA THIS IS FOR YOU <3