i-eat-onions-in-shower - wish my name was ophilia
wish my name was ophilia

umm hey guys *waves awkwardly* ~specie : Human (carbon and stardust ) 16 |Anxious | Pansexual Ghost | Gemini | cats| aesthetic | she / her ~ I have so many ship that at this point I basically feel like a fucking pirate ☠️

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YO I JUST FOUND OUT MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS AN OWL !

YO I JUST FOUND OUT MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS AN OWL !

Those motherfuckers can be Lazy ass and Smart asses at the time !!

YO I JUST FOUND OUT MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS AN OWL !

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Smutty One-Liners Part III

“Your eyes are already saying yes, now I just need your mouth to tell me the same.”

“I can never seem to get enough of you.”

“How about we continue this somewhere more private?”

“Oh, can you feel this?”

“We won’t be missed for a couple hours, we should take advantage of that.”

“I went to the gym, so I will be able to hold you up even longer.”

“How about we get really dirty before we shower, so that it’s actually worth the effort?”

“Reality is even better than my dreams.”

“I told you, you would eventually start begging.”

“You always know so well what I like.”

“Oh, you’re such a tease!”

“I’m not necessarily hungry for food right now.”

“You’re so tense, do you want me to make you more relaxed?”

“Hmm, is that a threat or a promise?”

“Who would have thought that this is something that you’re into?”

Part I | Part II

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