i-eat-onions-in-shower - wish my name was ophilia
wish my name was ophilia

umm hey guys *waves awkwardly* ~specie : Human (carbon and stardust ) 16 |Anxious | Pansexual Ghost | Gemini | cats| aesthetic | she / her ~ I have so many ship that at this point I basically feel like a fucking pirate ☠️

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NOT ME (Six Of Crows Ver.)

NOT ME (Six Of Crows Ver.)
NOT ME (Six Of Crows Ver.)
NOT ME (Six Of Crows Ver.)
NOT ME (Six Of Crows Ver.)
NOT ME (Six Of Crows Ver.)
NOT ME (Six Of Crows Ver.)

NOT ME (Six of Crows ver.)

Kaz leaned back. “What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?” “Knife to the throat?” asked Inej. “Gun to the back?” said Jesper. “Poison in his cup?” suggested Nina. “You’re all horrible,” said Matthias. Kaz rolled his eyes. “The easiest way to steal a man’s wallet is to tell him you’re going to steal his watch. You take his attention and direct it where you want it to go.”

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