Damn It, Answer! You Yell As They Dont Answer /again/. Sixth Times The Charm?

“damn it, answer!” you yell as they don’t answer /again/. sixth times the charm?

they pick up on the last ring.

“thank god, are you okay?” your voice is trembling.

“i just killed the great hero. what do you think?”

You just watched the news and saw your city’s beloved superhero publicly killed. And now your partner won’t answer the damn phone.

does Mahito have a dick?? can he create one if he doesn’t?? can he turn his fingers into dicks?? dick fingers??? idk!

hi Carl

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in eighth grade, my best friend wrote an essay about how badass barbie is and how no one should shit on her because she’s amazing and like did all these amazing careers, multiple of which required several years of schooling

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

just a couple of guys. skating. i love them sm

they sk8 not because its cool but because its fun™

09 - cool

literally me