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peter: doctor strange more like doctor who?

peter:

peter:

peter: im surrounded by absolute nerds and literally not one of you got the fucking joke-

This part is just soooooooo underrated, I love it and it does wonders for Clarisse’s character.

This is objectively the best thing Rick Riordan has ever written.

What is ur fav Voltron headcannon?

(sorry for not responding to this its been like a week ohmigod)

Ok so I have a lot of Voltron headcanons so I’m not sure which is my favorite so I just put the first one that I could remember

Lance can dish it out but he can’t take it

Lance absolutely loves flirting but the second someone responds in anyway he totally shuts down and becomes a blushing mess for like twenty minutes

The team realizes this at some point and starts to use it against him

Anytime he gets too annoying for everyone they’ll just say a cheesy AF pick up line and he’s out of commission

“Are you a cake, cause I wanna piece of that.”

“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”

“Do your legs hurt from running through my mind all night?”

“Are you a banana cause I find you appealing.”

“If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one.”

The best part is each person’s delivery of said pick-up lines

Allura always says them in the most pissed off voices since she’s usually too frustrated with Lance at that point and it’s somewhat terrifying

Shiro will only say the really sfw ones and even then he’s incredibly awkward and hesitant about it and he just cringes with each word

Hunk is super genuine and sweet about it every time and everyone around him end up blushing too

Both Keith and Pidge will say them with the most monotone and deadpan expressions. They show no emotion and it makes it twenty times better.

they won’t even look away from what their doing Keith will keep polishing his knife and Pidge will just throw a lazy finger gun over her should while working on her computer

Coran is super dramatic even though he doesn’t understand what 90% of the pick-up lines mean and will put random emphasis on the wrong parts of the pick-up line

“Are you from TEN-ESSIE? Are you, Lance? Cause you would be from there.” *winks dramatically while curling his mustache*

Lance is #wrecked every. single. time

It makes for really funny diplomatic missions because they’ll be at the dining table or whatever and Lance will be bragging about how great he is then someone will just angrily yell a compliment at him and its ???

They start competing on who can make him blush the most

It’s a tie between Hunk and Pidge because Hunk is an actual ray of sunshine and Pidge without hesitation smacked Lance on the ass so hard she got her laptop taken away for a week

I’m convinced that, through his entire Elseworlds experience so far, Oliver never asked or found out who Ralph and Sherloque are, and has just embraced that he has no idea. Alternatively, he may believe that Sherloque is Harry who has just decided to make radical and bizarre changes in his life. 

“It’ll only affect the island.”

The Dominators - season 06 - 1968