Ray: Emma, Can I Talk To You For A Second?Emma: Yeah, Whats Up? Lemme Guess. You And Norman Are Having

Ray: Emma, can I talk to you for a second? Emma: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Norman are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Ray: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Bakugou: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

*Kaminari is cooking* Shinsou: Any chance that’s for me? Kaminari: It’s for Midoriya. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side. Monoma: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Midoriya, setting down a card: Ace of spades Shinsou, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Kaminari, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Monoma, trembling: What are we playing

Kaminari: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Shinsou: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

The squad is trying to con some random guy Midoriya: Um, Denki, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family? Denki: We need money! Midoriya: You're scamming him? Denki: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him? Midoriya: What?! No way! Denki: Why not? We already stole Shinsou! Shinsou: Hey guys Midoriya: No, we didn't. Shinsou can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants! Shinsou: I wanna steal