Hi *drops My DSaF Ship Opinions*

Hi *drops my DSaF ship opinions*

Jack x DSaF 3 phones isn't slaves x owner. Jack tells them they can leave whenever they want, and actually treats them like fucking humans. I can understand not liking legacy/neutral route Jack x phones (even I myself hate it) but good ending Jack actually cares for them.

Reality davesport is toxic as fuck. Not sorry about this one. Dave literally STALKS jack. He has cameras IN HIS HOME. "It's just toxic love!" Except it's not. It's psychopath behavior. That's not something to romanticize. It's not romantic and cute, it's obsessive and mentally unstable. It's unhealthy, plain and simple.

Steven x Peter is less toxic than reality davesport. They never say anything outright hostile to each other in game (minus maybe a few times) and Steven APOLOGIZES to Peter about the factory. "But Steven ruined Peter's life!" If you think about it, Dave ruined Jack's life too.

henrysport, Dave x Henry, Jack x Peter, etc. is disgusting. This is probably one of the only one of these that's a popular opinion.

Steven x Matt, Peter x Matt, Harry x Steven, etc. are actually really cool rarepairs :]

please keep in mind these are my opinions and you don't have to agree. just don't harass me for them. this fandom has a really bad habit of harassing people for shipping things they don't like

(also if it wasn't clear I'm a multishipper. and btw I don't have anything against peterline they're cute too!!)

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

in pe we played this horrid creature called fitness kickball and it fucking SUCKED. #1 on top of my worst pe games/tests it took that spot from the pacer test.

basically you have the same setup as regular kickball but there's 5 balls. and they're all being thrown rapidly at ppl. and you have to kick it and just fucking run. once everyone has started to run the field team has to hurry try to get all the balls in the basket. and u get verbally attacked and glared at if u dont make it before they do.

rip to all the kids who got made into pulled pork and fed to us for lunch after dying from fitness kickball you will be missed /hj

IF YOU NEED MOVIE RECCOMENDATIONS!!!!! i highly suggest in the tall grass on netflix! it's based on a stephen king book :] it's a little corny and predictable but it's also deeply disturbing and poetic???? i posted abt it a little while ago (yesterday) so

also majors tws for it: mentioned/sorta implied incest, sexual harassment (sorta), disturbing imagery, literal cannibalism, gore, and a lot more

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

i both love and hate in the tall grass because you get poetic lines like "blood is nice, but tears are better" and then u realize it's following a married man sexually harassing a pregnant woman