Regulus Is A Short Little Man But When He And Sirius Both Stop Growing He Is A Singular Inch Taller Than

regulus is a short little man but when he and sirius both stop growing he is a singular inch taller than sirius and they'll fight about it for the rest of their lives that is my truth

Can anyone annotate the anatomy of this for me pls and thx 🙏

Don’t you just hate it when you discover something interesting so you take to google, who is useless, so now you just have a picture of what you assume to be slug guts, but you can’t confirm anything because the diagrams from google are outdated and it’s not like you can just contact a limacologist to ask them to identify what is happening in your picture of a slug you accidentally stepped on whilst barefoot at 11pm last year

This is why I’m in love with Two Birds by @padsashtray-ao3 it has all the tropes and angst I need to feel complete <3

I know I've literally tweeted this already but its just on loop in my brain

Kaz Brekker is so so so Regulus Black coded

I’m crying bc there isn’t any yet I need my fix of fics plsss 😭😭

Y'all better expect the artful dodger fanfiction when i finish the season

Everytime this is reblogged, JK Rowling steps on a lego

Oh no this can only go so well knowing myself 😭

Jan - Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve by Taylor Swift (uh that’s not reassuring, not sure who or what this means for me)

Feb - Funeral by Phoebe Bridgers (oh yay depression and grief)

March - The King by Conan Gray (ong friends to lovers but they’re in denial?? At least I’m confident about it)

April - Unknown/Nth by Hozier (ABORT ABORT THEY AINT GOOD)

May - Nothing New (TV) by Taylor Swift ft Phoebe Bridgers (not more change I don’t need it 😭)

June - Last Words of a Shooting Star by Mitski (oh- I mean at least my room is clean?)

July - jealousy, jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo (ok the song is self explanatory)

August- The Exit by Conan Gray (ok reminiscing about the my first relationship now that they’ve moved on)

September - Eat Your Young by Hozier (WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR ME)

October - Body by Mother Mother (uh thanks but no I don’t actually want more of that I’ll save it for never)

November - Yours by Conan Gray (omg not unrequited love I need to pull myself together)

December - labour by Paris Paloma (oh that’s so not what I need to end the year, I guess this is me letting go of my unrequited crush who is apparently the worst)

Uhh to say the very least I’m not manifesting this 😭

i wanna start a tag game so: let your spotify predict your 2024!

shuffle your on repeat playlist, and the first twelve songs represent your 2024

january- guns and ships- hamilton (idek what this could represent but okay)

february- we fell in love in october- girl in red (PLEASE)

march- say no to this- hamilton (…i have nothing to say about this)

april- castles crumbling- taylor swift ft hayley williams (damnit sad month then?)

may- you’re losing me- taylor swift (FUCK TWO SAD MONTHS?? breakup songs are even worse now that im actually in a relationship. please. better not be accurate)

june- astronomy- conan gray (please stop why am i having so many sad songs)

july- stoned- ed sheeran (oh fuck this)

august- new year’s day- taylor swift (hm okay. idk what to say about this)

september- heather- conan gray (i consider heather to be a happy song AND it’s mine and my partners song so i’m taking this as a good one)

october- 18- one direction (yessss we’re going okay now)

november- king of my heart- taylor swift (YESSS)

december- all too well (ten minute version)- taylor swift (i take it back ugh)

no pressure tags!!- @autumnleavesforwinter @weeping-in-the-willows @swiftieannah @felizusnavidad @jittyjames @anixknowsnothin (please help me get this off the ground, but also if this flops you saw nothing)