Been Waiting For Another One Of These!

been waiting for another one of these!

the addition of howzer, mayday, and gregor was absolutely perfect!!

gregor is TOTALLY a handy man, i can feel it in my bones

and mayday’s little tool belt, that was so cute 🫠

Bad Batch + Home Improvement

This one includes out beloved batch, Howser, Gregor and Mayday

there is also a bonus at the end

and I was totally giggling at the cuteness of it

Echo is stated again, but it works as a continuation of his 501st version, of sorts. While some things are the same, others are not. His is also shorter because of this

The Batch

I firmly beleive these guys would work best together buuuut...

Echo

is still good at electrical work, but is a bit more wary of it and will double check things

doesn't wanna accidentally mess with some mechanical parts of himself cuz he wasn't paying attention

still hates the staple/nail guns but is more comfortable with more of the power tools than he was when he was in the 501st

likes having a good plan of action so things can get done quickly, there's always something he needs to help work with elsewhere

will work through his breaks and be more insistant that he doesn't need them

lots of research before he goes near anything but is definitely more confident about figuring things out than he used to be

measures several times, glares at where the piece is gonna go then will cut it

will have a plan meeting with you before starting the project and there will be another sorta-meeting in bed later to talk about what you still need to do and what needed to be adjusted from today

gets frustrated easier because he has a harder time working on these sorts of things

will hover when you're doing something because he can't

he feels so redundant and wants to do it for you but he can't do the thing

there might be some mini-rain cloud moments that will drag the project on because of these 'can't do it' moments

Wrecker

the biggest help and the biggest hinderance

Wrecker is the kinda guy that ought to be doing the heavy lifting but not the fine details

do not let this man do wiring or trim, he'll snap them on accident then want to cry because he made more trouble for you

will throw you up on his shoulders at any point in time

will move furniture and whole beams, etc on his own and will shoo you off to the side

is super proud of any little thing he manages to do

he did the hammering for the flooring? he's gonna sound like a 5 yr old

the whole 'did you see it? did you see it? look what i did. i did that. did you see?!'

you're probably gonna get a stress headache from him narrowly missing destroying your puttywork or painting

if he has nothing to do he'll just watch you in awe

if you're doing something on the floor expect to be snatched into his lap so he can hold you and watch you work

snack this man or the world might implode

nobody wants to see him without snackies

is freaked out by anything that uses air pressure

he hates the sound it makes

will start a paint/putty fight in 0.003 seconds if you so much as try to go to the bathroom and leave him in the project room

you're gonna have to have like caution tape or the door locked because big guy is ginna accidentally ruin half the project by leaning on wet, half screwed or 'just sitting together' items

he'll be uber upset over it though

Tech

good luck getting anything done

he's gonna want a proper plan, blueprints and a solidified project outline

you cannot and will not deter from this agreed plan

you also can't do this without him

he gets super upset the one day you thought you could do some sanding without him to just keep it moving along

he's got so many projects...but this one he gets to do with you

so it's special but he's still gonna focus on his stuff too

is a pro at electrical, like a god

is pretty good at everything else as well

doesn't care for painting as he finds it a waste of his time compared to the other parts of the project

perfectionist to the max

its never gonna be good enough cuz he's gonna think of a way to make it better or get the task done more efficently

you'll probably bicker over this because of his constant 'improvements'

funny cuz you had to agree that you wouldn't alter the plan

is more function than fashion so he won't care if it's not pretty if it does its job

hence why the paint is the worst part for him

might tech-plain things to you

he's not doing so maliciously, he really thinks he knows it better and has to help you out

will get really upset if Crosshair shows up and moves any of his perfectly organized mess

you are also not an exception to that rule

gonna be a lot of watching him work

not a big praiser if you do something well on your own

Crosshair

He's not a handy man

he hates every second of every minute that you're forcing him to work

forcing is a strong word but its the one he chooses

will broodily do what you ask but in the most slow, annoying and procrastinating way possible

his goal is to get you mad enough that you'll just take over the task and let him leave

unwanted 2 cents will be weighed in on every single thing you do

"you're not angled enough for that drill"

"that's not gonna stay on the wall"

"you think that's hammering?"

he will not take over if you sass him back about your 'incompetence'

will sand the putty to perfection if you're not there to witness him actually helping

will argue you on anything just because he can

will hold things up for you because he doesn't want you to get hurt

but he ain't gonna admit it damn it!

will promptly call one of his brothers if he thinks they can do a better job than either of you and that it will get him outta helping

wants this shit over with because then you'll stop paying attention to it instead of him

will go in and clean up if you fall asleep exhausted from working on said project

will move your tools around so they're not where you left them

he's just being an ass because he can

he also finds it hilarious to watch you have a crisis becuase you remember leaving it 'right there'

Hunter

is mildly handy

as in he knows a pretty decent amount of things and is good at it, but that knowledge is very surface level

like yeah he can wire a socket but the breaker?

yeah he has no idea how that works

he'll call his brothers for help / advice before anyone else

if his brothers can't help then it'll be research time

whatever it is you need done, will be figured out

doesn't like paying people to do the work because 1) they ask too much money and 2) he can just learn to do it

woodwork is his greatest skill

gets pretty into the process but you're gonna have to go over the plan with him first

otherwise how is he gonna know what you're trying to get accomplished?

really enjoys the project because he can just have quiet time with you and you're making something together

isn't a fan of the power tools because they hurt his ears so he'll opt for the manual-tools at any chance

sometimes he'll just let you handle those pieces and excuse himself until you're done with the noisey ass machinery

other times he'll bring in super headphones to cancel out as much noise as possible

is really proud of any and all progress you make

he's proud of his own work, but he's prouder of yours

will not hesitate to praise but it won't be excessive

will carve little words or messages that are hidden as things get built

you dont need to know about them, it's enough for him to know he's left them for you across all your projects and tasks

Howser

isn't much of a handy man

like he'll do whatever you ask and the task you give him will be done...even if it ends in him failing it miserably

is not above asking for help

does not want Cham finding out though, he's sure Cham'll tease the shit outta him

goes above and beyond for his friend-boss to never know about the projects

you will eventually end up with a beaming and excited Hera at your door because she tailed her favourite captain

she is sworn to secrecy, but her presance ends up forcing Howser to loosen up

he will full blown panic if she goes near any power tool though

like runs across the room and scoops her up to remove her from said tool

he's a bit hesitant with the power tools himself and is totally in awe watching you handle them

you'll catch him humming / softly singing while he dances along, if there's music playing

if Hera's still around he'll be more goofy and dance with her as they work together to help your project

it is now your and Howser's baby but Hera's totally in on all of the decisions - not that you mind

Hera is better at keeping the snack breaks happening than you or Howzer are

when the project is finished, she'll show you the pictures she secretly took of the two of you working together

there will be a small putty war between the three of you

Howzer is uber proud of the project regardless to how it looks

will have the three of you make little finger prints in a putty spot or write your names hidden in the build, things like that to keep this moment forever

Gregor

is a big goofball but is really handy

don't ask me why, idk, brain says he a handy man

like Jesse level handy

enjoys most of the project process but you better have music playing or he's gonna get bored

is the kind to loudly sing as he works but the songs will be broken by swearing if something irks him only to continue singing like nothing happened

very much wants this to be something you do together

gets upset if you end up doing some of it on your own but not vocally

just like sad Gregor eyes and pouting

you're in charge of breaks, he's going to get carried away and forget

has so many ideas he can barely contain himself

let's you plan it out but will be constantly asking you about changing something cuz he has an aformentioned idea

is super interested in all the tools

you monitor him the first few times cuz his eagerness might end up being dangerous

staple/ nail gun rights are revoked after one "little" accident

he complains loudly about it and whines for a good several days in hopes you'll give in and let him have it back

makes funny details on things

writes stupid notes on his measurments so you can see them when it's handed to you for your part of the project

is very much excited for all of the process

takes pictures every so often so that you can watch it magically get made as you flip through them later on

gloats to anyone who will listen about your and his shared skills in making the thing

Mayday

is very handy

will ask you to explain what it is you want to do and will have a whole in depth conversation with you over it

he's kinda taking over the majority of the work

he really enjoys it but he also wants to do this for you

prefers the manual tools but will use the power ones

straight up has a tool belt that he wears with pride

doesn't matter how ugly it is, he's ready for anything

legit anything you want, he's gonna make happen

prefers to make the thing rather than buy it...but he's not going to fight you if you really want the bought item

will give you points and ideas as the project comes along but leaves the big decisions up to you

whatever parts that you contribute to, he'll praise you for

if it ends up shitty looking or non-functional he's going to gingerly take it apart and fix it for you

likes the whole 'i make, you decorate' idea

dreads any pipe work and will leave it aside for as long as he can

once he's forced to, he's grumbling quietly to himself as he fights it

he's enforcing the breaks like clockwork and will not hesitate to toss you onto his shoulder and forcibly remove you from your project so you can rest

doesn't care if the music is on, but he wants chill stuff - no dance parties for this man

once it's done, he'll just stand in front of / in the middle of your project with you and smothering you in affection and praise over how proud he is for you

Bonus: Omega!!

she tries so hard

she just wants to help you with whatever it is that you're doing

it doesn't matter how slow you go or what you allow her to do or not do, Hunter is going to be hovering and watching her like a hawk

you won't let her use the power tools but you'll let her use the manuals

she's very excited to learn / do anything

a million questions and ideas

she'll rush off in .05 seconds to get one of the others if she thinks they're better at the task

will tend to ferry you items as you work and crowd you because she needs to know everything you're doing

when you let her putty and paint she's having an absolute ball of a time

you'll have to sand like crazy and do another coat of paint...but she's happy

dance parties will take up a lot of time

you don't even mind

there will also be dramatic lipsyncing and singing as you two work together

she measures everything a hundred times before she gives it to yo to cut

then just before you bring the saw down, she'll snatch it and run to measure one last time

is so proud of it when its done she's absolutely buzzing in excitement and will happily yack the ear off of anyone who'll let her

SOOOO GOOOD 😩

Kira, I come to humbly ask for spice prompts 66 and 68 with your man Wolffe please 💝

TY FOR THE REQUEST BETH!!!! i had so much fun writing this 🤭

follow the rules

Pairing: Wolffe x f!reader, reader insert

Rating: Explicit (FILTH!!!!) Minors DNI

Word Count: 1k

Content Warnings: choking, fingering, dirty talk, dom/sub dynamics, cum eating

Read on AO3: here

Prompt(s): “Do you really think behaving like that is going to get you what you want?” & “God, you’re filthy, you know that? So fucking wet from my hand around your throat.”

Suggested playlist for reading:

I Wanna Be Yours by The Arctic Monkeys

You Get Me So High by The Neighbourhood

Love is a Bitch by Two Feet

Note: I HC that in a relationship, Wolffe needs to make his partner come before he even touches himself.

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A tangle of mouths and lips and teeth overwhelmed all sense as the two of you crashed through the doorway of your apartment.

“This way,” you managed, as he stole the breath from between your kisses. Wolffe hummed in response, still lost in an exploration of your mouth. Moving down to caress your neck — first with loving licks, then sharp nips — Wolffe tutted disapprovingly.

“That’s not where this happens,” he scolded, “You know that mesh’la.”

“I-I don’t wanna wait,” you whined, trying to pull him towards the couch. Your attempt was useless, his broad shoulders immovable. He continued his work at your neck, teeth drawing exquisite and heady pleasure. An unexpected gasp left your mouth. His hands cradled your head, fingers tangled through your hair, gripping firm and steady. Whispering against your pulse point, Wolffe was adamant.

“Do you really think behaving like that is going to get you what you want? You know how we do this.”

“But… But you teased me all night.” His lips on your neck made it damn near impossible to keep a train of thought. “Made me want you. I want to see you, feel you.” You palmed over the crotch of his pants, eager to free his hardening cock.

Pulling away with a dark chuckle, Wolffe moved to caress your chin between his fingers, removing your touch with his other hand.

“That’s very sweet of you.” He whispered, kissing your forehead. “But all I want,” lips trailing down to your nose, “Is to see you, laid out, with your perfect tits and pretty pussy exposed for me.” He returned to your mouth, tongue swiping past your lips as you whimpered with anticipation. “You know how much I need to taste your sweet cunt.”

“Mmm.” You were floating in a cloud of desire, oblivious to everything, until you felt his lips depart. His strong hands twisted your body where you stood, still in the foyer. Pressing up against your back, his hands swept your hair away to expose your neck. Stunned into silence again by his meticulous kissing and sucking and biting all across your neck and shoulders, you moved to run one hand through his short curls. “Th-thank you. You take good care of me.”

Spurred on by your sweet affirmation, Wolffe showed his thanks with a low rumble as his hands rushed from your waist up to knead your breasts through the fabric of your dress. “It’s what I’m here for,” he rasped, desperately peeling your straps down and freeing your chest. Warm, calloused palms squeezed and pinched your sensitive tits, the sensation flooding you with mind-numbing lust. Still, you knew what more you wanted; how he would react. Your one hand with fingers still tightened in his curls, you moved the other back around to palm his cock again.

Wolffe’s response was instant: he captured both your wrists, pinning them behind you.

“Naughty little thing. Can’t keep her hands to herself.”

“Sorry,” you squeaked.

“Oh, I don’t think you are, darling.” He shifted so your wrists were tucked within the grip of one of his hands. Wolffe’s free hand snaked up to find its place at the front of your throat. It was barely a grasp, his fingers just taught enough so you could feel your heartbeat pulse against his touch. “Tell me the truth.” His breath danced across the sensitive spot behind your ear.

You gulped, “I-I’m breaking the rules.”

The hold of his fingers tightened, sending an ever so slight pressure down on your throat. “And what are the rules, mesh’la?”

“You… You make me come first. And then I get to see you, touch your cock.” It didn’t matter that it was just you and him; didn’t matter that Wolffe was the single person in the galaxy you loved and felt most comfortable around. The shame of that dirty confession burned across your cheeks immediately.

“That’s right. Good girl,” his hand released your wrists, kneading your exposed breast before moving down underneath the hem of your dress. His practiced fingers slipped into your panties where they were met with waiting arousal. The slickness of your cunt let the pads of his fingers circle with ease. “God, you’re filthy, you know that?” He purred, “So fucking wet from my hand around your throat.”

Wolffe continued his work, deftly drawing pleasure from your core. With care, yet urgency, his fingers continued their ministrations at your clit. Stars formed across the lids of your closed eyes as your body writhed beneath his embrace. Forgetting all former intentions, and most other thoughts, you were happy here under his command. Wolffe’s knowledge of your body was absolute.

“Be good, now. Come for me, mesh’la, come on my fingers.”

With a soft cry, your body obeyed, muscles clenching and toes curling and wave after wave of pleasure pulsing beneath his fingers on your cunt. You knew how much Wolffe took pleasure in seeing you fall apart like this.

“So good. So good, darling.” Hands retreated from their place and your neck and beneath your dress. Once more, he maneuvered you around, this time facing back at him. You looked up into his face, his gold and white eyes narrowed with lust. “Open.” Fingers caressed your chin.

Your mouth dropped open slowly for him, tongue extended. Wolffe’s fingers, the two still drenched with your arousal, slid into your mouth and you sucked eagerly.

“Thank you,” He nodded. You hummed around his fingers.

Withdrawing his hand from your face, he wiped the remaining dampness across the backside of dress as he pulled you towards him. With a firm squeeze, he graced you with that sly smirk of his. “Was that so bad?”

You bit your lip to stifle a giggle, “I guess not.”

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request from @saradika's sw spice prompt list!

okay um this is so fun?!

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