Ive Seen The Three Monkeys Theory Going Around, But What If It Could Also Predict The Nextdark Sides

I’ve seen the Three Monkeys Theory going around, but what if it could also predict the next ‘dark side’s’ power?

Theory: The next ‘dark side’ introduced will either be able to freeze the others in place or stop them from using their hands entirely.

Virgil- See No Evil- can summon shadows and make the room go dark.

Deceit- Speak No Evil- can cover other's mouths and keep them from saying something.

Remus- Hear No Evil- can make other sounds muted so his voice is singled out.

Next Dark Side- Orange?- Do No Evil

You got any E.V.O.L sander sides au headcanons for each ship? Keep it up I love it!

I do actually! Here’s a few without giving too much away lol:

Analogical- Logan is the one Virgil first shares his poems and drawings with. Logan and Virgil like doing quieter activities together such as reading, going to museums, bird and star watching, etc. Logan’s familiars adore Virgil almost as much as he does.

Moxiety- Patton is the one he’s most comfortable around physically. They can share seats, foods, drinks, etc. Sometimes Patton even kisses Virgil’s cheek, holds his hand, or slings an arm over his shoulder to annoy the others. They like doing calming activities together like crafts and hanging out with friends.

Prinxiety- Roman is the one he first dances in front of. Roman’s used to more provocative dancing, but is willing to tone that down for Virgil’s comfort. Roman also loves Virgil’s scent, like a lot. They like doing a bit more adventurous things together like exploring abandoned or haunted places and even the occasional  graffiti. 

Anxceit- Deceit is the first one to hear him sing. Sad songs somehow turn bittersweet to him when Virgil sings them, almost cathartic in a way.  Deceit is also the one most likely to steal and wear Virgil’s jacket. They like doing beach related activities, such as shell collecting and playing with the little sea creatures. 

And thank you so much! : D I’ll try to be a bit more productive when it comes to this lmao. ^ ^ “””

The Sides’ Zodiac Signs!

Based on these Fanon Birthdays(They're first appearances):

Patton- January 15, 2014

Roman- June 4, 2014

Logan- November 3, 2014

Virgil- December 19, 2016

Deceit- February 3, 2018

Remus- June 24, 2019

Star Sign Zodiac:

Patton- Capricorn

Roman- Gemini 

Logan- Scorpio 

Virgil- Sagittarius

Deceit- Aquarius

Remus- Cancer

Chinese Zodiac:

Patton, Roman, and Logan- Horse 

Virgil- Monkey 

Deceit- Dog

Remus- Pig

Yo what if Santa not only gave coal to the naughty kids, but also just gave straight up diamonds to the nice kids?! Like can you ImAgInE-

Nice Kid: Wow, I got diamonds! Thank you Santa!

Santa: Of course. I know your family’s been having a tough time here lately, but you’ve continued to be so good for your parents-

Naughty Kid: * cutting him off * Wait! This is just coal! Where are MY diamonds??

Santa: Make them yourself.

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Deceit’s Next Impersonation Speculation

The order Deceit will impersonate the sides next is probably Roman, Remus, then Virgil. Or maybe Roman then Virgil if he won't impersonate someone he's possibly currently allied with.

I have a feeling he's saving Virgil for last either because it would hurt too much to impersonate him or it's a last resort impersonation that would hit the other sides the hardest. Or some angsty combination of both.

Also Roman and Remus are probably both emotionally vulnerable right now due to their 'brotherly reunion' and would be easy to impersonate if they're spending more alone time in their respective room(s) to recuperate.

And if there is an orange side he might be introduced too late to have a chance to impersonate. Or maybe he'll do both him and Remus as a joke once all the dark sides have been actually accepted. 

Though who knows maybe the Thomas and Friends team will come out swinging the hardest right off the bat and have him impersonate Virgil next. It would especially be damaging right now with where we left off in the main series timeline(Virgil revealing to Thomas he was a 'dark side').