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*Lars voice* What the heck is an E BOY?

By far the best joke this fandom has is what the bad Netflix adaptation would change.

My personal favorites are:

Making Bad edgy because demon.

Awful Puffy X Fem!Skeppy X Bad love triangle

Niki is that female character everyone has a crush on because a pretty girl cannot simply exist without having every male character in love with them.

Tubbo is a naive baby and all his choices are chalked up to that instead of the fact he’s teenager who was put in a ridiculous place of power

Fem!George X Dream

Fem!George doesn’t show up to events because Dream keeps her away from the battles to keep her safe but instead of it being done in a “he cares about her 🥺” way it’s done in a “wow he treats her like a child who cannot defend herself.” way.

Jschlatt is a one sided bad guy who probably is killed by Wilbur before Wilbur dies. Big bad dies in dramatic way and no one faces consequences of committing murder because Wilbur died.

Also (c!)Jschlatt was probably still sexist to (c!)Niki but there was also some weird one sided love interest shit going on

Of course Schlatt is rejected time and time again (of course he doesn’t take no as an answer, he’s the bad guy) because Niki’s in love with Wilbur.

Ranboo’s Anxity and memory issues are demonized to hell and back, painting him as an unstable dangerous shady character.

That or Ranboo it’s completely infantilized because of it.

Karl’s turned into this weird play boy and his relationship (I think they’re married in the smp? Maybe engaged?) with Sapnap is is completely ignored.

I’d make Sapnap Fem!Sapnap to get a Fem!Sapnap x Fem!Quackity X Karl love triangle but we can’t have too many female characters don’t be ridiculous.

Either battered wife fem!Quackity or they get ride of the abuse aspect of his and Schlatt’s relationship and have Quackity betray Schlatt because he wanted the power Schlatt had.

The Bechdel test (A test for fiction on whether a work features at least two women who talk to each other about something other than a man.) is failed.

Lee: Why do so many people wear fishnets??

Shikamaru: It’s chainmail, dumbass

Tenten: Damn I just assumed everyone was a hoe

Tsunade: *walks in on Kakashi & Gai in screwing on the Hokage desk*

Kakashi: Umm, we can explain?

Tsunade: I don’t really care about the explanation. You guys had better have protection, though.

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE-

liking a character for what they have the potential to be even though in canon they’re a lot less faceted that what you want to envision in your head