This Is Actually Quite Reasonable Compared To Being Put In A Post Aged Care Residence With Musty Martha

This is actually quite reasonable compared to being put in a post aged care residence with Musty Martha Worm Lady Extraordinaire as your neighbour for the rest of your not yet decomposed existence, or going into the great pizza oven of life and beyond only to NOT have your returned ashes used as Halloween confetti, not even a sprinkle, not even once.

The original is Schrodinger's item, even when you do find it again, um no you haven't. The replacement is laughing at you every time you use it.

Neurodivergent Magic To Make An Item Disappear:

Pick up the item

Hold the item securely in your hands

Get distracted by something

The item is no longer detectable on this plane of existence

There is no reversal spell. The item will never be seen again.

"Growing Around Grief"

Lois Tonkin, 1996

frankly I think a lot more people would be open to postmodern art if we all stopped pretending you had to be very smart to understand it and start acknowledging that the starting point for deriving meaning from it is frequently ‘this is stupid bullshit’

listen. i honestly do try my best to not be bitchy about stuff. but if you not-joking-joked that you wanted to watch a video essay from hbomb on the kendrick-drake rap beef. i think that you are obligated to watch fd signifier's 3 hour video essay. i KNOW the watch time is not the issue.