Just Saw An Ad For Fucking Kellog's Cornflakes Wherein A Shirtless Blindfolded Man Tied To A Bed Is Like

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

I'm not latine or ace but I'm glad those who are get their time. And I love halloween!

ITS OCTOBER WHICH MEANS ITS MY MONTH CUS ITS LITERALLY MY BDAY, ACE VISIBILITY WEEK, LATINE HERITAGE MONTH AND HALLOWEEN

IM LITERALLY INVINCIBLE THIS MONTH

Can you even believe that we are nearing 11 months of active genocide and the only thing that’s changed is how much people care and are interested in being advocates for Gaza (I am watching you all lose interest in Palestine with my own eyes)

Going to grad school, I see

This is coming from the same people who want the government to force preteens to give birth.

It's also coming from the same people who judge people for being childfree.

"Once we get rid of class the world becomes more fair"

Seen in Sydney