Damian : Were Going To Die!

Damian : We’re going to die!

Dick : Now, I don’t to hear that negative attitude. Look on the bright side!

Damian : Yay! We’re going to die, woooo!

Dick : …

Tim : He’s got you there.

Jason : *Inelegant snort*

Jason : Damn, who hurt you?

Tim : Want a list?

Jason : Yes, actually.

Tim : You do know you’re apart of it right?

Dick : Why’d you kill him?!

Jason : I didn’t want him alive.

Damian : That is reasonable. *nodding*

Tim : *Also nodding*

Dick : How is that reasonable???

*Breakfast the day after Dick made Joker kick the bucket*

Dick : Is it considered murder if you say sorry after?

Alfred : Not if you don’t get caught.

Bruce : Do you really have to discuss this over breakfast?!

*In a do or die situation*

Damian : Do you trust me?

Tim : No?

Damian :

Damian : Smart man *Proceeds to kick Tim down the cliff*

Tim : daaaaaMMMMMMMIIIIIIANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Damian : Names!

Tim : Can’t you just hit him with your knife?

Dick : I believe the term is ‘Stab’.

Jason and Damian : *Confused and afraid to know why Tim asked Dick instead of either of them*