Sam: Cass You Mouth Stinks.

Sam: Cass you mouth stinks.

Y/n: Here's some toothpaste *Gives Cass toothpaste*

Cass: You know your brother calls me toothpaste too because I make his teeth white.

Dean: *chokes on his beer*

Sam:...

Y/n:...

Crowley:...

Mary:...

Hell:...

Jack:...

Claire:...

Jimmy watching this:...

Adam from cage:...

Heaven:...

Jhon:...

Purgatory:...

Amara:...

Lucifer:...

Bobby from heaven:...

Michale:...

Au!Michael:...

Au!Sam & Au!Dean:...

Even Metatron:...

Angels:...

Demons:...

Gabriel:...

Rowena:...

Monsters:...

Chuck:...Damn son!

Micheal: *points at an ugly picture* Hey Luci, look, it’s you.

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Gabriel: WHO THE FUCK ATE MY FOOD? ILL FUCKING K-

Castiel: I did.

Gabriel: -ISS You on the cheek.

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Raphael: I’ve connected the two dots.

Lucifer: You didn’t connect shit.

Rapheal: I’ve connected them.

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Micheal: THAT LITTLE GIRL KICKED YOUR ASS!

Gabriel: AHHH!

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Gabriel: Hi, welcome to Applebee’s. Would you like the apple or the bees?

Castiel: b-bees?

Gabriel: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Lucifer: [walks in with a jar of bees]

Castiel: Wait-

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Raphael: HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE!

Gabriel: *throws water bottles aggressively*

Lucifer: Uh-

Micheal: They are trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.

Raphael and Gabriel: I APPRECIATE BOTH OF YOU!

Lucifer: *crying* it’s working

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Rapheal: How do Lucifer and Gabriel get out of these problems?

Micheal: They don’t. They cause bigger problems that cancels the first one out.

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Gabriel: *breaths*

Raphael: *smacks him* bitch.

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Rapheal: Doth father know you wearth his draps?

Lucifer: *throws fire at Raphael’s wings* EAT SHIT

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Micheal: oh- oh my dad- Is Lucifer wearing pink?

Gabriel: Holy crap. This is scary.

Raphael: Wait. Why aren’t you making fun of him? Once I wore a splash of purple on my robes and you guys called me “grapes” for like, two years.

Micheal: because Lucifer is scary.

Gabriel: *laughing* grapes!

Lucifer: What are you guys talking about?

Micheal: Just remembering how we called Raph “grapes” for like two years.

Rapheal: *walking away* I hate you all.

👬

Blue and green...?

You understand it?

Cass and Dean...anyone?

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See? GREEN AND BLUE!!!!

WHOEVER MADE THAT EMOJI UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT

Y/n: You three explain this now.

Sylvie: it was loki.

Mobius: it was loki.

Hunter B-15: it was loki.

Loki: it was loki--Wait

spn + whose line is it anyways prompts

— IN MY ROOM.

pairing: suguru geto x fem!reader

summary: you had excused your artist boyfriend’s absence until you’re given reason to believe that he may be cheating on you. blatant disrespect is something you won’t take, so you set off to off confront him. turns out, suguru is actually a murderer. all that matters is that he isn’t cheating ♡

tags: established relationship, brief descriptions of murder, blood, brief alcohol consumption, knife play, voyeurism (sort of), dom/sub dynamics, slapping, subspace, blood play, come eating, tw gojo

notes: late halloween post! this might sound like it has dark themes but suguru and reader are both lowkey unhinged so this reads more as a relationship problem with murder on the side<3 reader is a baddie with her hot artistic serial killer boyfriend. this is my first time completely writing smut, be nice. word count: 8k

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playlist (the last song is 100% for gojo)

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