Alastor Textposts Pt 7

Alastor textposts pt 7

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Behold!

A Cursed Image!

(I had to see this with mine own eyes and I feel compelled to inflict it upon all of you)

Ollie, I think you elaborated XD

In another life Willy Wonka would have been a Batman villain, no I will not be elaborating

Logan buying Wade small things that makes logan think of him through out the day.

Going to the corner store for some milk and seeing some cheap, cheesy, little unicorn Keychain and grabbing it because he's? Pretty sure? Wade likes them. He has the plush and all so. Yeah, no, he totally likes them... so he'll like this silly thing too. Obviously.

Except he doesn't hand it to Wade directly, he's dropping it unceremoniously onto the mess that is his nightstand for him to find later. God knows if it'll ever be seen again.

there's no possible way Wade would be able to resist making a "they don't call me the merc with the mouth for nothing" joke almost every time he gives Logan head

and there's no way Logan wouldn't develop a pavlovian response to that, eventually

and there's nO way Wade wouldn't think that was the funniest thing ever and use it to fuck with Logan at the worst possible time