Immortal-catastrophe - Dr. Jack Bright - Tumblr Blog

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i'm a decent cook.

Go yell at clef for eating his string cheese wrong, I beg of you, he's disrespecting the CHEESE- 😭

I regret to inform you that I can't yell at him for that without offending more people due to my opinions on cheese and cheese like products.

literally love your cosplay

((THANK YOU SO MUCH! I'm glad you like it because there are going to be more relatively soon!))

*appears in a cloud of smoke dressed in full wizard garb and hands you a freshly cooked belgian waffle drizzeld with caramel sauce*

for your troubles, good ma’am/sir

*disappears*

- The Waffle Man

My first thought is to assume you are a reality bender but since you have gifted me food I will let you run free and get away with whatever it is you do in your free time.

Only as thanks for the food and not because I have a soft spot for reality benders and other whimsical and magical being.

Thanks, Waffle Man

Mind the mild blood.

sorry you're dealing with harassment still. I hope things get better. I love your posts, and I understand.

((Thanks I really appreciate it. Honestly, it wasn't much of a bother because as I said I got shit going on irl so chronically online bs was more just annoying). I really appreciate your and everyones support though!))

((this hasn't been an issue with anyone but I forgot to put this on intro post so wanted to mention that the list is not canon for this account. Not because of the situation that happened or because it was deleted. Just because I personally don't enjoy it much. Also sorry I've been dead to the world I really needed a break from this fandom and it's constant bs. I have some domestic issues going on at moment which has taken a lot out of me so I really didn't have the time energy or sanity to deal with chronically online bs and I honestly still don't. (I'm not talking about the bright situation as a whole when I say chronically online bs I'm referring to the harassment issues.))

You wouldn't try to figure out a way to wear the engagement ring if you were turned into a cat? 🥺

uhhh science/magic/weed anon Clef has been cat'd

I'm going put him in one of those little cat sweaters! And then I'm going to get a purse to put him in! He's going to be so cute!

Aww you've already learned to type as a cat! That's impressive! You're so cute 🥰

uhhh science/magic/weed anon Clef has been cat'd

I'm going put him in one of those little cat sweaters! And then I'm going to get a purse to put him in! He's going to be so cute!

Bright, what is an 'anon'? -🦋

It's short for anonymous. Because you're anonymous.

If you are reading this, uhh I figured out how cell phones work -🦋

How long did that take? Hopefully longer than it took me so I don't have to be embarrassed.

uhhh science/magic/weed anon Clef has been cat'd

I'm going put him in one of those little cat sweaters! And then I'm going to get a purse to put him in! He's going to be so cute!

((The introductory post has been updated. I might mess around with it some in the future again if the files are updated. I hope this works as a happy medium. I just know when introductory posts are very wordy they end up not getting read. So I wanted to make it more engaging.

I changed some of the fonts in the character file I wanted to keep some of it a script font. But if that is hard to read please let me know and I will change it.

Once again if something is hard to follow or anything please let me know. I won't get annoyed or anything. I want this account to be fun and enjoyable for all. Some of the stuff in here also mentions stuff that I have been working on but haven't made public yet but I am happy to answer questions. I honestly love it when people are interested enough to ask questions about the stuff I'm working on even if I haven't posted it anywhere yet.))

Clef is already more cat like than human like. We would be restoring the natural order.

Im weird. I let the other universes talk to each other. Wound up having a brawl between one Kondraki, 4 Clefs and Cat!Bright. It was crazzzzy maannn

Reading this makes me automatically assume that you're a reality that got high and broke reality... Turn Clef into a cat!

you sent the creature a package? He's just been staring at it gayly for the past 2 hours and not opening it.

He's scared of commitment 🙄

Im weird. I let the other universes talk to each other. Wound up having a brawl between one Kondraki, 4 Clefs and Cat!Bright. It was crazzzzy maannn

Reading this makes me automatically assume that you're a reality that got high and broke reality... Turn Clef into a cat!

Tips-from-the-immortal; If someone said that a prank you did hurt them, the appropriate reaction is not "Awww, it was supposed to kill you!" Or ".... Well that sucks". They will punch you. And it will hurt. (-Another Immortal)

I regret to inform you that it is too late to notify me of this... Although in my defense the intent was to kill that one time... 😇

I'll have your head for this...

jasperole, jasserole. i am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with them. my monkey man, my fiance, my jackaroni and cheese. yes i am posting this to torture them for torturing the both of us with twilight. still love them though.

I'm not playing Tetris I was checking my email before checking Tumblr! So again I say to you

my casserole is playing so much tetris. they're such a gaymer.

my casserole is playing so much tetris. they're such a gaymer.

Bite me.

my casserole is playing so much tetris. they're such a gaymer.

No they're not.

i'm having my peach root beer with bacon ice cubes today.

just to let you know a fun thing you can say: I ask my dad if he wants to eat the tea bag when I make tea

I don't... I don't think I even need to ask if that thing would eat the tea bag I'm sure it would.. 😔

That's fine 💕

HE'S FROM FUCKING CORNWALL, MY DAD IS FROM CORNWALL please tell my you bully him about this, God knows I bully my dad for being British

Unfortunately not as much as I should. But the asks I have gotten in regards to this has inspired me to do more evil.