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[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page
peasant: can we listen to something else
me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.
Cops say that they live in constant fear of having to defend themselves and being wrongly seen as murderers.
If that were true, they'd be demanding that all of their interactions be filmed from multiple angles in order to make it very clear that using deadly force was the only reasonable option available.
Instead, they complain about being filmed.
Cops say that their job is very dangerous and that every interaction they have could be their last.
If that were true, they'd be grateful that people want to repeal laws against victimless actions, use social workers instead of police to deal with mental illness, and reduce crime by making sure everyone has what they need to survive.
Instead, they complain whenever those policy changes are proposed.
They're not trying to protect their safety. They're trying to protect their power.
google maps walking directions should have an option that allows you to choose the loveliest path
thinking about this today
in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay
deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing
Fermenting in a butch honoring way
Shirt that says "My ancestors hunted so that I could get overstimulated at Walmart"
My oven beeping is a tender cry of attention like that of a wanting child. The machine spirit is being both mischievous, and desirous of comfort.
I love how different forms of art are all obsessed with each other. A book tries to capture the feeling of music, a painting tries to depict a scene in a book, a song tries to paint a picture. And it's always insufficient. No single form of art can encapsulate another form of art and capture the essence of it – but it tries, and its attempts are impossibly compelling. All the forms of art are in love with each other and spend so much time trying to express what makes the other kinds of art so lovely.
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Me every time my stomach hurts
If only I could live along the seafloor, tending a garden of delicate flora in the gentle sway of the tides until a a whale carcass falls and crushes me instantly so that my body could be decomposed and born anew as its nutrients feed the gentle garden
my dads recently been jokin a lot about “mystic runes” like i asked what we were gonna do when we took a rest stop in santa barbara and he said “look for mystic runes” and then i asked if we were gonna eat or just walk around while my mom shopped and he said “the runes will tell us”
Im in the freezer slapping your donated blood
hey buddy i'd love to get back to you but i am knee deep in a cup of water right now and i dont see myself being finished anytime soon. goodbye.