Deuce Rn: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

Deuce rn: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

october writing prompt #6 - blood

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character: deuce spade, twisted wonderland

contains: yandere themes, blood, implied murder, ace mentioned (not murdered), reader referred to in second person pov, gender neutral reader

Blood.

It was all you could see, all that was around you, all that stained his clothes.

How had it come to this?

Deuce had always been a little rough, a little wild no matter how much he tried to hold it back, and at one point you would've said that you loved him for it. Even yesterday, if someone would've asked, you would've said with confidence that you loved your boyfriend for it and how safe it made you feel to have him with you.

That... you couldn't say that was the case. Not anymore.

You had come back to Ramshackle early, a bit unusual for your schedule, but a welcome change. You had expected to see Deuce there, of course, as you had given him a key quite a while ago.

What you didn't expect, was to see him covered in blood and grime, the room around him in a similar state. It wasn't the time, but you couldn't help but wonder how you'd be able to get all of that out of the carpet.

"Hm? Oh, love! You're home early!" He laughed nervously, bringing a hand to the back of his neck only to jolt away from it when he realized there was still blood covering it.

"Ahahaha... this... isn't what it looks like...?" He tries, anxiety written on his face as it's clear looking at the scene that something horrible transpired here.

Deuce quickly realizes that no excuse would be able to cover this up, and he visibly deflates as he sighs out a heavy breath, slight flush to his cheeks as it seems that tears come to his eyes.

"Listen, I know what this looks like- I swear, just let me explain and it'll all be fine! It was for you, I promise!"

Though reluctant at the sight of his crazed, desperate look, you end up agreeing after talking in circles for several moments. He wasn't going to let you just leave after stumbling into this, obviously, and it's not like you even had anywhere to go.

Even without that, though, you couldn't deny that his trembling frame and teary face made you feel slightly guilty at the thought of leaving. It wouldn't hurt to just let him say his piece, right...?

He thanks you, profusely, when you say that you'll hear him out.

"Oh, you have no idea how grateful I am to hear that! Of course, you're perfect, of course you would say yes. This is why I love you, you know?" He sniffles, moving ever-closer to you. "Really, it's not even a big deal, it was just someone getting in the way, you know? Ace even agreed with me, hahaha!"

"I just had to teach 'em a lesson, y'know?"

When you ask what he meant by that, he looked even more uncomfortable than when you first wandered in - a sharp and sudden contrast to the almost reverent look he had when he was praising you. Even if it was sweet, you knew that you had to push, just a little further...

"What's it matter?" Is what he decides on replying, scowl tugging at his features as he assesses you carefully. "It's not like they were anyone who mattered."

"It's better if you just stay by my side and let me take care of it anyways, darling. It's pretty lonely here at Ramshackle all alone, huh? Why don't you let me keep better watch of ya?"

"'Sides, I love you. It just makes sense for us to stay together, doesn't it? You've never had a problem with me being wild before, what's the difference now?"

If this overgrown kitty cat don’t leave the premises eisis I’m calling animal control 🥰

october writing prompt #5 - obsession + cuddling

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character: leona kingscholar, twisted wonderland

contains: yandere themes, reader referred to in second person pov, gender neutral reader

Cuddling with Leona was as natural to you as breathing, at this point.

He was constantly whining and nagging about needing you, his little herbivore, to come and help him have a good nap. If you liked him any less, you would be annoyed.

But, unfortunately, you didn't have it in yourself to be truly irritated with the man. A terrible decision, on your part.

Why?

Well, simply put, because he always took advantage of it.

Dragging you out from classes whenever he pleased, making Ruggie fetch you whenever he liked, and worst of all - greeting you in Ramshackle as if you didn't distinctly remember locking the door only a couple hours ago. As if you had given him a key, or permission to come and go as he wished.

Sighing, you greeted him, a frown tugging at your features as you saw how the lion was sprawled out on your couch.

"Herbivore," He greeted back, a purr rumbling through him as he sent you a lazy, self-satisfied smile. "What're you doin' back so early? Ya miss me?"

"You wish." Is the huffed out reply as you put your things from throughout the day down, begrudgingly joining him and falling into his warm embrace. "Crowley pulled me out of class early for more chores. Got 'em done fast cause I wanted to rest before Grim got home."

"Perfect." Leona hums in contentment, burying his head into the crook of your neck and rubbing his face against you - you had heard that it was a beastman scenting thing, but you still hadn't asked about it before.

When you brought it up now, though, tired and curious, you weren't entirely sure it was right to ask.

The lion's voice sent shivers through you when he let out a dark, cocky laugh, letting you just hear his smirk. "Silly herbivore... it means you're mine." He hums as if it's that simple, as if there weren't goosebumps on your skin from his tone of voice alone.

"Anyone who knows anything, knows not to touch you. Tells 'em that they're in for hell if they do. Let's 'em know how obsessed I am with you."

I want him dead but I also want Itadori alive and

shitpost era

I’m willing to bet my left ball sack that Y/N only came cuz Rook is terrifying

october writing prompt #12 - lovely

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character: vil schoenheit, twisted wonderland

contains: yandere themes, reader referred to in second person pov, gender neutral reader

Oh, how absolutely lovely you were.

Catching Vil's attention was no easy feat, of course, but you had managed it. And yet... it seemed you were oblivious.

That made you all the more refreshing, but truly... He wished that you would just catch on already.

If it was anyone else, Vil would've lost interest already - but you weren't anyone else.

You were his darling.

Messy and undisciplined, sure, but he could fix that. Besides... if you didn't realize even his advances, then he was sure that no one else would be able to steal you away from him. His clueless little darling, weren't you?

As busy as you were running around NRC's campus, and taking care of that cat monster you ever so graciously took in, he was sure no one else would be able to get close enough to you to try, anyways. He was special - the only one you made time for with your hectic schedule, even if it took a bit of pushing.

He was sure that you weren't taking as many breaks as you should anyways - getting Rook and Epel to coerce you into coming over was surely the right move to both check up on you and force you to relax while getting closer to you.

He'd worm his way into your heart, slowly but surely.

It would be in poor taste to rush you, his love, and it wasn't like there was anyone at NRC that could compete with him. There was no way you would pick anyone above him.

He couldn't wait to see what face you'd make once you realized he had been pursuing you this entire time.

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“I can deny it no longer… I am ✨smol✨”

-Yuuji, basically

october writing prompt #14 - clothing swap

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character: floyd and jade leech, twisted wonderland

(floyd focused but both appear)

contains: oc used as main character - not an x reader, slight yandere themes, male main character, azul mentioned

view the oc here. for basics, he's more or less a black panther beastman (referred to as hybrid, as they are different things, but similar) named yuujirou. you can read the fanfic i'm writing for him here (quotev) or here (ao3).

Yuujirou let out a rather... undignified yelp as Floyd tugged him into the water, hissing slightly at the feeling of his uniform getting drenched, resisting the urge to shake out like a dog as he instead glared at the eel.

"Whaaat? You weren't comin' in!" Floyd whined, wrapping around the panther with his mer-form, petulantly pouting. "I can squeeze ya so much better in here!"

Sighing, he rolled his eyes and pushed him away with ease, a soft growl rumbling through. He wasn't truly irritated - Floyd would have been out of his life much sooner, if he was - but that didn't mean that he enjoyed the feeling of rough fabric sticking to his skin.

"Yes, but... I was trying to ask you if you had swimming clothes of any sort that I could borrow. It's a bit late for that now, though..."

"Huh? Silly Yuuji, why would I need swim clothes?" The eel was rightfully confused, gesturing down at his form as he continued to circle around the hybrid playfully, still keeping his proper distance after being pushed away.

"Oh... yeah."

His tone was apparently sad enough to make Floyd to burst into laughter, shaking his head and darting around as he watched the panther flatten his ears with the hint of a flush high on his cheeks, adjusting the collar of his shirt uncomfortably.

"Eheh! You totally didn't realize, did you~?" He teased, inching closer once more, watching how Yuujirou reacted with a smirk on his face. "Silly kitty cat! Come on, let's play tag~! If you win, I'll let you borrow some of my clothes, m'kay? I'll even let you be it!"

The scene flips within mere seconds at that, Yuujirou's pupils suddenly shrinking into slits as a feral grin started to sneak onto his expression, the idea of the thrill of the hunt coaxing him into acting on the instincts that he suppressed most of the time.

Floyd giggled at his expression before quickly racing underwater, starting the chase.

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The duo was always like this - causing trouble by feeding off of each other's more animalistic instincts, play fighting like this wherever they went.

Typically, the panther tried to be more aware of where this happened, but there had been more than one occasion where Jade had to break them apart in the middle of the hallways.

At least now, it was in a pretty okay location - the pool that also served as an aquarium in the Monstro Lounge. There would be some stares, but nothing that Azul and Jade wouldn't deal with.

He was sure it would be more amusing than anything else, anyways, watching someone with Floyd's reputation get chased by someone most didn't quite perceive as a threat yet. A mistake on their parts, not that they would know that.

It took only minutes for Yuujirou to catch the eel, much to both of their delights, and they both surfaced to get out with a giddy energy about them. If it wasn't for the lack of proper clothing, he thought that he might've been able to play like that all day - it was rather refreshing.

Jade was there waiting with an expression somewhere between fond and exasperated, poorly disguising a laugh when he saw just how soaked the hybrid was. "It's impressive that you caught Floyd that fast underwater, you know." He tries to compliment, seeing how he received a glare for his laughing.

"Panthers are known to drag out crocodiles out of the water whole when they're hunting." Yuujirou replied bluntly, satisfied to see the way that both of the eels shiver at the fact. "Dragging out a little eel was nothing."

"Ehhh? But you're smaller than me, Yuuji!" Floyd reminded, wrapping his arms around the panther with a grin despite his slight nerves with the fact brought up. "Look! Ya fit in my arms so cute, ehe~!"

Huffing, he rolled his eyes and shrugged the eel off of him, getting out of the water without another thought and taking the towel that Jade was offering out.

"Floyd, here." The more responsible twin handed off a potion to relieve the other of his mer-form, making it so he could continue with his day. The only reason that he let it wear off was because he wanted Yuujirou to see, and so they could play together. With that done, he didn't raise a fuss and took the potion without issue.

Besides, how would he be able to see how cute his Yuuji was in his clothes if he was still stuck in the water? That wouldn't be fun at all.

The hybrid had dried off his clothes as much as possible with the towel, now focusing on his hair and ears. He was gentle, with furrowed brows and a scrunched nose, trying his best to make sure there wouldn't be any water stuck in his ears before moving on to gingerly drying his tail.

"Okay, kitty, deal's a deal!" Floyd hummed, wrapping one arm around Yuujirou's shoulders, grinning happily when he heard the little grumbling chuff he gave at the nickname - anyone else would have been dead for the familiar term, and he knew it. "Wet clothes must feel reeeal nasty, huh? Lucky you, ya have me to let ya borrow some~!"

"You're the reason he has to change in the first place." Jade chided, keeping his twin from getting too overexcited, a familiar glint in his eyes as he observed the two of them. "If Floyd's clothes aren't to your taste, you can always borrow mine, Yuuji."

He took the other side of the panther, slithering his arm around his waist with a mischievous air, truly living up to his eel-mer origins.

Floyd tightened his grip slightly and leaned down to nudge his head against Yuujirou's neck, sending a pointed look Jade's way as he seemed to try and stake some sort of claim over him - not that the hybrid noticed, instead sighing and shaking his head.

"It's just something to wear back to Ramshackle, don't make such a big deal of it, you two." He hummed, a rumbling making it's way through his frame and calming the two eels clinging onto him.

"The Lounge is still open, isn't it?" He brought his gaze to Jade, regarding him attentively and smiling slightly when he noticed how he had been brought back to himself. "You should go back to help before the little octopus gets overwhelmed. You are his most competent worker, aren't you?"

It was almost funny how oblivious Yuujirou was, the full focus of Jade's intense gaze on him and he still didn't even realize how enamored the two eels were with him.

Of course, it brought back a new round of complaints from Floyd, whining and saying that he could be the best employee at Monstro Lounge if he wanted to, but that was silenced soon enough by reminding him of his wet clothes.

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It wasn't long after when Yuujirou was situated in Floyd's room, studying the clothes he was given with a wrinkle to his expression. He hadn't expected them to be so... large.

Sure, it made sense, seeing how much of a height difference him and the eel had, but for some reason he hadn't even thought of it.

A long sigh drug it's way out of his lungs before he recollected himself, shrugging off his drenched clothes onto the towel from earlier so they wouldn't get wet, and getting into the eel's clothes that draped down and made him feel... unordinarily small.

The panther huffed a little, lightly rubbing his face against one of the sleeves to get rid of excess moisture from before, frown tugging down further when he realized just how much they smelled like Floyd.

Not to say that they smelled unpleasant, they actually smelled quite like the sea with something distinctly like the mer in question, but they weren't his.

Knocking on the door is the only thing that pulls him out of his thoughts, paired with Floyd's childish whining about him taking too long, and Yuujirou pushes his complaints away as he gathers the soaked clothes in his arms.

Safely protected by the towel covering them, he doesn't risk making Floyd's shirt anything more than damp, and he opens the door with lightly flattened ears - immediately getting bombarded by the eel.

"Yuujiiiii! You took so looong-" He cuts himself off when he sees the hybrid, giggling at the sight. "You look so tiny!"

He starts to form a response, but he's cut off by Floyd scooping him up in his arms, earning himself a short growl for the action. "I knew you were small, but I didn't know you were this itsy-bitsy! And now you smell just like me~!"

There's not even a chance to process that fully before the eel is running with him to the Monstro Lounge, still carrying him bridal style and excitedly showing off the growling disgruntled panther to everyone who so much as glanced at them, making a rather large commotion in a matter of moments.

Jade comes out, at some point, and upon seeing the duo just... walks over and shakes his head.

No words are spoken, but Floyd slowly puts down Yuujirou with a hopeful look in his eyes, remembering now that he probably... shouldn't have run full force into the Lounge and disturbed customers like that. Azul would likely be rather upset.

"But... look?" The hyperactive eel does some weird gesture, as if he's trying to show off Yuujirou, doing his best to convince Jade not to tell on him. "Small!"

It... seems to do something, though the panther can't say that he would describe it as anywhere near convincing.

"Yes, small." Jade sighs affectionately, taking a moment to regard Yuujirou before shaking his head and pulling his attention back to Floyd with a frown tugging at his lips. "Go escort him back to Ramshackle before his cubs come cause more of a fuss - I won't say anything unless Azul brings it up first.”

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Bro how did things catch fire, they’re POLE DANCING 💔

headcanons - how likely is each twst boy to learn how to poledance with you?

heartslabyul edition! (other dorms here)

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riddle rosehearts:

good luck getting riddle to try it.

you might have some luck if you mark it as an exercise and keep him away from researching what it is too much (no, he doesn't know what pole dancing is before you ask. look at him.) but... it's impossible to watch him all the time, you know

it is very funny to see his reaction after he finds out the mainstream way poledancing is used

ESPECIALLY if he's already tried a class or two

so red and so embarrassed absolutely furious with you about it

2/10 he wouldn't be very good at it either. rip riddle

ace trappola:

ok so look at this man. and tell me he wouldn't be down for ANYTHING.

listen he just wants to try everything at least once. pole dancing? sign him up! he doesn't care he's just having a great time

he's so overconfident that you feel like you might cry. he's not embarrassed by the concept at all but the fact that he's so bad at it... very ashamed

still won't stop teasing you anytime you mess up though... bitch

he would try and get the other first years to do it too

4/10 he's trying and he's got the energy but... maybe in a couple years bud

deuce spade:

also embarrassed but at least he knows what it is... he would only agree if either you or ace goad him on and tease him beyond the grave or if you're genuinely nervous and want some moral support

he does his best to motivate you and 'cheers you on' by awkwardly wooing and clapping. please tell him how to how to cheer you on properly. please.

if ace is there with him it's chaos. they're both trying so hard. things are on fire. people are slipping. they fist fight and get kicked out.

he's actually pretty okay at it though! not the best and his energy isn't... great. but he's doing his best and that's all that matters!

just make sure him and ace are practicing separately for the love of all things holy

6/10 because he'll be real encouraging even if he's not great at it

cater diamond:

okay. alright. okay.

so cater... is interesting. he probably wouldn't be great at it but he'd be even more into it than ace and does cheer you on. even if it's in that annoying way of his.

takes way too many photos and videos. he'll keep it private if you ask, but if he's participating he's posting everything he does and making you do all the camerawork

you might be able to get a good friendly rivalry going if you're at similar skill levels but sometimes you feel like he takes it a little too far... you're not sure if it's still friendly by the end of classes most the time

absolutely tries to get everyone else in heartslabyul to join in with you guys

2/10 i guess?? sorry this is cater slander but... look at him.

trey clover:

terrible.

i don't even want to explain.

but i will. because i love sharing unnecessary opinions.

this is the whitest man i've ever seen. he'll be so uncomfortable and straining so hard trying to be supportive

he'll give you nice food after but at what cost?

he just looks like an awkward dad trying to cheer on his estranged child he hasn't seen in ten years and is desperately trying to connect again even though they're already an adult

-100/10 i hate him