Infoglitch - That One Guy Who Doesn't Know When To SHUT UP.

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Nexus: Ogre slayer. [1/1]

(hey remember that book I told you all about. Yeah it's here and here's the first page. Well technically the first three pages since this comes from the definitive edition of the book which is a way for me to fix the many spelling mistakes I had when I first wrote this plus also allows to add extra content. Because I'm fuckin stupid. anyway enjoy)

[season 1] "new beginnings"

We see a young boy standing in front of a woman. "Where are you going?" The boy asked. "I'll be visiting your uncle. I'll be back in two days. So make sure you and siblings don't bug your father when he's busy with work ok. There's enough food for you three." The woman said. She patted the boys head. "See you later Johnson" the woman said.

Ridge forest. 203X

We see a young blonde male standing in front of a grave wearing a black jacket with a red t-shirt underneath as well as wearing white jeans.

His eyes were a brilliant emerald green and he had a small smile as he knelt towards the grave.

"Hey mom it's... It's me, finally moved out after i turned 17" the male said as he looked at the bouquet of flowers in his hand some being roses and others being poppies.

He placed the bouquet down as he began to speak "it's been what....9 years?" He continued. "9 years without you. Things happened. bros become a dickhead, sis is god knows where and here I am talking.....to a god damn grave...." He spoke in slight Shakey voice.

"I'll be leaving for the big city, like you and I always dreamed" he continued. He then got up and headed to his motorbike and hopped on.

He revved up his bike and was off, he drove through an army of blackwood trees and then some bits of desert and then finally passed a sign saying 'now approaching highway City, NY'.

The male smiled as now he was approaching the one place where he could become the one thing he dreamed of.

After a few miles he started seeing more and more skyscrapers and eventually was riding over the asphalt roads, however though as he was driving his stomach started growling.

"Ugh great, of all the things I thought I didn't need to pack it had to be a lunch" he groaned but then smelled the aroma of cheese burgers, fry's, chicken, and all his other favorite foods.

He started following where the scent led him, to a blue and white building with a neon billboard saying "T'jo's bang shack" it was an odd name but he didn't care he needed to eat.

He parked his bike and enter the restaurant, when he entered the interior as his shoes touched a wooden floor, he saw iron walls as wooden tables were all about the place, god damn this place was fancy. Regardless the boy sat down at a small booth and started looking through his wallet as a waiter walked up to him.

"What may I get you mister? Uh what is your name sir" the waiter asked. "Oh it's Johnson, Johnson red!" The boy, Johnson said.

The waiter noded and took Johnsons order and went to the kitchen. As Johnson sat there he looked around at area and saw some people chatting and flirting with each other, the usual stuff ya see.

Then a boy entered who was probably 15, he looked around and then walked up to Johnson, "hey uh is this table taken?" He asked "well my seat is obviously taken but you can sit here" Johnson responded as he pointed to the other seat of the booth. The boy sat down, his hair messy and colored a nice chocolate brown, his eyes a similar chocolate brown, he wore a white jacket with gray shorts, aswell as wearing a green and mint checkered wrist band.

"So uh..... What's your name anyway?" The boy asked "it's Johnson and your name is?" Johnson responded. "Names Xander, xander oakgreen, I'm Abit of a chick magnet here." he spoke with confidence as he kicked up his feet. Johnson raised a eyebrow as he shoved Xanders feet off the table.

"Oh really?" Johnson asked, "yep, the lady's Loooooove me!" Xander continued, "then flirt with one" Johnson said clearly knowing he's about to have a laugh.

Xander just stared trying to compute, then nods and gets up and walks to a pink haired woman. "hello beautiful~" he said to the woman who appeared in her 20s, she then seemingly groaned and turned "I'm lesbian freak" she said and she sprayed him with pepper spray, Xander started walking around backwards rubbing his eyes and Johnson just laughed.

"God damnit" xander said after that frowning, "well atleast she wasn't straight " Johnson said still chuckling, Xander just glared "I got sprayed in the eyes!" He said while he pointed his eyes which had tear stains below.

"Well regardless your a riot man. Friends?" Johnson said sticking out his hand Xander looked at and shook it. After that Johnson and xander got their orders and they started to chow down.

"So." Xander said while eating, Johnson raised his head and tilted it in confusion "what?" Johnson asked. "Considering how I've never seen your face before now I'm pretty sure you're new." Xander said.

Johnson noded "so?" He asked, "so what lead ya to come into the big city." Xander proposed the question

"Well it's uh...it's complecated" Johnson replied and Xander simply nodded and started sucking on his sodas straw as Johnson went back to eat his chicken sandwiches.

This was rather peaceful. If only she was here with him.

Then there was a loud ROAR as Xanders eyes widen before he shoots up as him and Johnson turn their heads to look out the window.

Through the window there was a giant boar looking beast but it's front hooves turned into hands similar to that of a primate and it's tusk were coated in this pink crystal , same for the end of it's tail which it held in its hand as if it was a mace.

"What the-" Johnson said before a woman shrieked "OGRE BEAST ATTACK" and everyone else except Xander and Johnson booked it out of the restaurant

"This shit again? Ugh I need a break from this job..." Xander groaned as he walk out the restaurant and Johnson was just confused as he immediately followed Xander. "Ok one what the fuck is going on?! two the fuck is that?!" Johnson asked Xander who started unsheathing a sword with a sabers guard but a katana's blade and it had black shine on the edge of the cutting side of the sword, the sheath however was green with a mint green thread teather.

"One I'm an ogre slayer and two that's a ogre Beast, once a animal turned into something like a ogre also I hunt ogre beasts if the name wasn't obvious" Xander explained completely calm.

"Now sit back, relax, and watch me give the ass kicking of a lifetime" he continued confidently as he walked towards the beast as it glared at him with its glowing pink eyes. Xander chuckled as he pointed at the beast with his sword. He seemed to map out a route that began at the beasts hand and then went to tail for some reason and finally stopped at the head.

Xander then smirks as he sheathed his sword. The beast the raised it's claw and slashed down using gravity as a booster, Xander then side stepped backwards and then leaped back as he avoided the beasts hand and he felt the air of the impact enter his lungs as his smirk turned into a wild grin.

"fang 1, navigation" xander said as he land on the hand and started Bolting up the beast arm as if the air he breathed in pushed all his strength into his legs.

The beast slammed it's other hand on its back trying to squash Xander, Xander then ran to its tail and then sprung off the tail and right on to the beasts head.

He took out his sword in the reverse grip and stabbed it into the beast head. As it roared in its fury it's face started to bloat and started to puke out blood, it spilled out of its mouth as it drown on the blood in its lungs.

Johnson just stood there amazed. He couldn't believe what he saw but it was fucking AWESOME.

Xander then removed the sword from the beasts head and stepped down. "Now then I probably have a lot of explaining to do" he said as Johnson nod profusely before Xander sighed, smiling Abit.

The destroyer apprentice vs the oceans exorcist

50 posts!

Meh. 50 posts is 50 posts. Not that big for an achievement ladies and gentlemen. Now if your an artist. Yes it probably is (but I am no because I can not draw) I'm figuring once I make 100 posts thats gonna be another achievement but I don't care.

Ladies an gentleman. Don't fuck with a man who looks like broccoli. You will have your shit knocked in and proceed to be humiliated and laughed at. If you are a man and you fight this motherfucker you are no longer a man you are a woman no, you are a bitch. (Video has been filtered so that no one can be identified and harassed.)