He About To Hit You With The Meanest Of Oblivion Blaze.

He about to hit you with the meanest of oblivion blaze.

The Rose reaper and her shining dork knight: the big question.

(so before we begin I want your guys opinion on this. I'm thinking that since I've done everything I wanted to do this for this "series" well except one but that's a secret 🤫. Regardless I have a question. Would you all like to see the potential story of rouge aka my idea for ruby and jaune. I completely understand if not.)

Jaune stood infront of the lodge he and ruby lived in. The lanterns had a hum as jaune contemplated his next actions. He knew what he was going to say but just didn't know how to put it. This being-

The door opened revealing a exhausted ruby as she just stared at jaune before grabbing him and petal Bursting to their shared bed.

Ruby: tired. Time for cuddles.

She pushed jaune on the bed as she crawled on top of him before hugging him as she had a soft smile as she was holding her dork.

Jaune: well hey to you too crater face. How was work at signal?

Jaune hugged her as Ruby just groaned before placing her chin on his chest as her silver irises stared at his azure eyes.

Ruby: I'll be honest I don't know how my uncle did it. The kids are just so... Lively and hyper.. I just can't keep up. Maybe it is a good idea to get into bo-

Jaune: ruby no. We discussed this before. No alcohol, it fucks with your head.

Ruby: i know, I know. But if booze is off the table..~

Ruby sat on his lap as she stared at him her eyes touched by a hint of lust.

Ruby: I'll need something else to mess with my head. Perhaps a strong~, brave~, handsome knight can fulfill that need~

Ruby stared at him as he gulped softly as he had a slight change to a more serious face. Ruby frowned Abit as she pulled him up so the two were face to face.

Ruby: what do you want to talk about jaune. Just say it out right.

Jaune: ruby. We've been together for awhile and I wanna believe we are close enough to where I can ask this so.. would you-

Ruby: no.

(The end)

(no no I'm kidding.)

Jaune felt his world shatter as he was left at a lose of words before ruby just giggled and kissed him softly allowing jaune a moment to snap back to reality.

Jaune: n-no? Why?

Ruby: jaune. I've been desiring you after the fall. Obviously not in this way at first more of just wanting a sense of comfort. and now here I am with a lot more frustrations. The only thing I need right now is hugs, and LOTS of cookies. So for right now I don't feel like being married. But a mother however~

Ruby leaned in to his ear as she whispered into his ear.

Ruby: I wouldn't mind it~

Jaunes face burned red as he soon fainted as Ruby just smiled softly.

(now as for the question here's the poll.)

(I give you all a week to decide.)

My cat ash making marshmallows.

(First off thank you @reashot ! Second off now I need to think of a good continuation. Dammit.)

Jaune found himself in a wheelchair the very next day as he was covered In black lipstick marks. Ren had already finished making pancakes as Nora looked at their "fearless leader" and ruby alittle confused.

Nora: what's up with fearless leader. He looks he got the soul sucked out of him.

Ren: uh well you see-

Ruby: I found jaunes weakness! Some consistent amount of affection can make him go weak at the knees and VERY submissive. Ain't that right mein liebchen?

Jaune just sat in his wheelchair still dazed as he meekly nodded. Nora just looked at Ruby and smiled.. for some reason. Wait.. oh no-

Nora: THAT'S GREAT RUBY! Now that I have rens weaknesses we can do whatever!

Ren: my weakness? And what exactly is-

Nora proceed to pull a water melon out of fucking nowhere! And proceed to put it between her thighs and CRUSH it as it splattered EVERYWHERE as ren has a DEEP blush and even a nose bleed.

Ren: I wish that was me-

And so Jaune and ren got smothered in the weaknesses. Now what did they learn?

Absolutely fucking nothing. Because their too busy getting spoiled rotten by their SO's to learn anything now.

The Rose reaper and her shining dork knight: jaunes (and the authors) very obvious weaknesses.

Was bored so I decided to take inspiration (really just plagiarize) from @reashot . The link to the much better version is here

Jaune and ruby were sitting on a bed in the lodge they had bought as jaune hugged ruby.

Jaune: hug time. Now.

Ruby just smiled softly and hugged him back before jaune laid both of them down on the bed as jaune held ruby close.

They two stayed in each others embrace as ruby giggled softly.

Ruby: hey jaune I just realized something~

Jaune lifted one of his eyebrows as he nodded for her to continue.

Ruby: well we technically never found makes the other go weak at the knees and well-

Jaune: we still aren't fucking ruby. Not until your birthday.

Ruby: oh COME ON! It's boring now that all the Grimm are gone. I wanna experience something new. And I want it to be with my strong, hunky, dork~

Jaune: rubes buttering me up isn't gonna help your case.

Ruby: I know... But I will admit I do wish you were still the rusted knight. Without all the... Baggage.... That was probably really insensitive wasn't it.

Jaune: it's fine rubes and I get it. Part of me does miss my more knightly look. Ofcourse I do wish I didn't have to get that with the well.. insanity.

Ruby: well still I atleast wanna experiment. Even if we don't fuck so how about something vanilla to start with. Like making out?

Jaune just thought about it and sighed before nodding. Ruby pulled him in and kissed him as jaune kissed back open his mouth waiting for her to accept the invitation. Ruby Opens her mouth and shoot her tongue into his mouth and wrapped her tongue around his as jaune felt his heart race. He tried to pull his tongue out of hers vice grip but she wouldn't budge as the rose reaper slid her hands down his body before grabbing his and pinned them to the bed. Ruby felt her mind turn off as she was enjoying this rather simple sensation a bit TOO much.

Jaune felt his body go limp as he was at his limit. He felt himself about to faint from both the lack of oxygen and how good the mouth of his rose felt. Ruby would keep kissing him until jaune pull away and laid down his eyes basically spirals as he was dazed and giggling softly. Ruby just had a smile.

Ruby: Weakness discovered.

I have the kitty.

(His name is ash one of three chaos demons)

(i may be taking a break from writing but fuck you I'm still posting something)