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The Rose Reaper And Her Shining Dork Knight: Ruby's Birthday Present (NSFW)
The Rose reaper and her shining dork knight: Ruby's birthday present (NSFW)
(Another name is also. "Jaune loses his rights to his butt cheeks and pelvis")
(this is it. This is where y'all get what I've been leading to. I hope you perverts enjoy. But seriously I'm going to regret making this but damnit I've hinted they'll fuck might aswell keep letting the venom bite into me.)
Jaune gulped softly as he was arguing with himself on whether this was really a good idea. He found himself wrapped in gift wrapping paper as a large orange bow. He was bound and completely helpless and for some reason.. BOY WAS HE TURNED ALL THE WAY ON! He waited in his and ruby bedroom as he waited for his rose reaper to appear and probably do some very... Inappropriate and VERY provocative things to his man buns.
Suddenly the door opened as Ruby looked around the house in a panic.
Ruby: jaune! Jaune where are you?! I got your texts-
Jaune: i-i'm in the room rubes!
Ruby walked in and saw him as he had a nervous grin on his face.
Jaune: h-happy 20th birthday rubes.. i-i hope you like your present-
Ruby: jaune.. this is sweet and all but um... I was expecting something like a new type of dust ammo. But-
Jaune: you hate it don't you. Ah you hate it
Jaune sat down on the bed and looked down ashamed.
Jaune: I should have just gotten that new dust ammo.. maybe even a ticket to the hall of huntsmen-
Ruby: jaune!
Jaune looked at Ruby as he finally noticed the rather red face she had as she began taking off her gear before only being in her dress and cloak. She walked up to him and sat on his lap as she looked him in the eyes.
Ruby: I don't hate the gift. Infact I love it, it's just in most of the.... Filth I MAY have borrowed from Blake. All of the guys were the ones to pick up the female leads and well...
Jaune: proceed to rock their world? Wait did you just admit you read Blake stash of por-
Ruby: ah stop stop! Let's not bring up my degeneracy.. I don't need yang giving me "the talk" after so long.. point Is, I was expecting something a little more rough and gruff out of you-
Jaune: ruby you know Im not like that-
Ruby: I KNOW! I know.. and I'll be honest, Im glad you aren't a jerk whose obsessed with being ontop.. makes things more... Soft. Now as to what I wanna do with this new gift~
Jaunes face went red as he gulped before ruby grabbed the wrapping paper before petal Bursting around him ripping the paper off before jaune was bare and ruby sat on his lap again as she looked at him with a stare of lust only Nora could match when her and Ren did it.
Ruby kissed him deeply and held him close as jaune was trying to kiss back but felt overwhelmed as his "little mors" rose..
(ok can we just say dick?! It's not a Christian site just say dick and pussy! .... Because we'll get strike down? Fine we'll go to censorship!)
Ruby just smiled as she snake her hand to beneath her and soon she raised her self up and sat on his little mors. Jaune immediately let out a soft moan as Ruby began bouncing on him as she panted softly. She began speeding up as she kissed him deeply forcing open his mouth and wrapping her tongue around hers before jaune put his hands on her hips before flipping them over as jaune began thrusting as both him and Ruby moaned into the kiss as ruby wrap her legs around his hips as he goes faster.
Ruby pulled away and looked at him as she whispered into his ear.
Ruby: I thought you weren't rough and gruff?~
Jaune: i-i'm not- WOAH!
Suddenly ruby flipped them over and was now riding him rapidly as rose petals began to fall from her cloak as she went even faster as jaune moaned more as he already felt his body began tingling as his climax was reaching.
Jaune: r-ruby, i-i'm-
Ruby: good! Now give me it jaune!~ give me my big white sticky present!~
Jaune: r-ruby?!-
Ruby: GIVE ME THAT FAT ARC LOAD HONEY~
Suddenly ruby stopped as jaune threw his head back and MOANED out Ruby's name as he began pumping his "fertilizer" into Ruby as she shivered vigorously with her clutching her shoulders and grinning as she did.
Ruby: o-oh that's it~ h-happy b-birthday to me~
Jaune soon stood pumping his fertilizer as he panted heavily before ruby slumped onto his chest as the twos exhausted pants synchronized as they just looked at each other.
Jaune: it's... It's gonna be a while before I might have that amount again... S-so.. how was your first time?
Ruby: it felt good~ but I know this'll only get better.. but now it's cuddle time.
Jaune: agreed..
Jaune wrapped his arms around her waist and soon the two fell asleep as they would later discover they both sprained their pelvis. So having to explain that to Ruby's family was... "Fun"
(and I think that's where I want to call this story in. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed writing this series but I think I'm kind of done. I was originally planning the surprise to be a final battle between ruby and jaune vs a new Grimm that was made to specifically fuck with their heads. But eh. Hope you all enjoyed this run I've had. Now to vanish into the night! mwahahahahaha!)
(but seriously I need to shower because I feel like FILTH)
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