Remus Lupin Is So Fucking Extra Though? Like, Everyone Calls Sirius Dramatic But Remus Has Like Two Settings:

Remus Lupin is so fucking extra though? Like, everyone calls Sirius dramatic but Remus has like two settings: 0 and 100. Like in Snape’s Worst Memory he’s all: hexing is bad and I want no part in this, but then he sees Peter and is like: hey friend time to die He’s on Sirius’s back all the time like ‘chill man we need to think things through’ but then he’s like ‘so I married Tonks but in hindsight nah I’ll ruin her life so I’m coming on an adventure k?’ He’s super chill paring off Snape: ‘marauders map? Nah mate no idea I guess I’ll just take it off yours hands goodnight’ then at the mention of Sirius Black’s name he throws his suitcase half way across the room ‘how dare you? accuse me? Sirius Black?!?’ He’s just either so chill or so over the top like oh my god

I trust you to end good omens’s story well but why must you torture us in the meantime?

Love.

Sometimes fanfiction is a love letter to canon, and sometimes fanfiction is pounding on canon's door and yelling for it to get out here so you can kick its ass.

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