AHHH Im So Sorryyy For The Misunderstanding Yknow I Thought That That Might Be What The Post Means, But

AHHH I’m so sorryyy for the misunderstanding 😭 yknow I thought that that might be what the post means, but idk I was in a ranting mood ig 😭

Ignore the post lmaooo. And yes, Talia and Damian are the silliest <33

Batfamily

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BATFAMILY

Bullshit :) Jason would not have died from the joker, he might have become ‘morally grey’ but that’s where he stands currently in cannon anyway.

The literal reason Stephanie died was because Batman treated her like shit. She would have been fine without Robin, I’d even dare to say she’d be better off without it.

Damian is a bit more confusing, but I don’t think Talia or Ra’s would want him dead. Ra’s would wither want him as a body vessel, or as a tool. Talia is a more confusing character, and I’d rather stay out of her character lmao, don’t wanna anger anyone.

Batman is a shitty father, and if the Dc universe was good and fair, children really wouldn’t be child soldiers. I think what ur trying to say is that Robin made them ‘better’ people, but that wasn’t true for Steph. Jason didn’t need Robin, he just needed to chanel his anger somewhere good, his death was a bit of everyone’s fault, especially his mothers. Damian just needed to feel like he was doing good, so I suppose Robin was important for him, but his death was completely Talia and Bruce’s fault.

WITHOUT ROBIN IN THEIR LIVES? JASON, STEPH, AND DAMIAN WOULD HAVE PROBABLY DIED MUCH SOONER. ROBIN SAVED THEM, ROBIN SAVED EVERYONE IN SOME WAY.

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1- The top voted person went to jail for a crime they did not commit.

2- Second most voted person actually committed the crime.

3- Third most voted person dared person 2 to commit said crime.

4- Fourth most voted person was person 1’s lawyer, who was actually on person 2’s side all along.

5- Fifth most voted person is 🤌🏻 close to saying ‘FUCK YOU!’ and going to live with Barbara. And become batgirl. For some reason. (They were the second suspect of said crime, though they had nothing to do with the crime)

6- Sixth most voted person is the only one on Person 1’s side and is trying to get them out of jail

7- Seventh most voted person is Person 2’s lawyer who ?somehow? won, though it was clear they weren’t even trying.

8- Eighth most voted person is secretly the one who bribed Commissioner Gordon to put Person 1 in jail for a week, because Commissioner Gordon was too smart and knew it wasn’t actually person 1 (whether he knew it was person two or not, depends on the answer)

9- Ninth most voted person is also for some reason in jail, for reasons Unkown. They are glaring at all the criminals menacingly, and person 1 is too annoyed to ask why they’re there.

10- Tenth most voted person was called by person 1 to bail them out, but was ‘cut off’ because of ‘bad signal, sorry’

11- Eleventh most voted person tried framing person three for the crime, and is now in Kent Farm for some reason???

So. Damian has outstanding mimicking abilities.

I KNOW FOR A FACT, that that little gremlin child is not above calling Jason from Bruce’s phone and using HIS voice to tell him that he loves Jason after Jason pisses him off.

This can be Jason angst, or just Damian crack, either way, THINK ABOUT IT!

(I love Damian too much for it to be a angst fic but it’s fineeee)

Recently read Gotham War (I regret it) so in my mourning,

All the reblogs and comments on this post should be acting like toxic Batman-Stans defending all the toxic crap that Batman has done to his family/children/not-officially-family-but-still-family

Go crazy, Make Crack, And have fun >:)

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Plz reblog so more people see this :DD

Okay, this was pretty fun to read! I think the idea you have is pretty interesting actually, about Robin being magic, but I don’t really agree with it-?

Ok, so the reason I brought up Bruce and the fault of everyone else os because, if Jason, Stephanie and Damian WERENT Robins, they would have been a LOT better. Hear me out:-

Jason could have a semi-normal life. Raised in crime alley is pretty shitty, but in a vision/dream that Bruce had, hen started a successful TIRE COMPANY. If that exactly does not happen, then something similar might! OR Bruce still could have adopted him, and NOT made him Robin. Just a normal CHILD. that would be something.

Stephanie could have stayed as Spoilor, and after her dad went to prison, she, instead of becoming Robin, could have either lead a normal life with her mom, or sometimes help out AS SPOILOR, and not having to deal with Bruce’s parenting.

After Damian came to Gotham, they should have tried to let him live a normal life! Send him to school, etc etc. It’s even cannon and Damian has started blaming his parents for the terrible life he’s living. He says that if it wasn’t for Talia, he would not have become a assassin, and if nots for Bruce, he might have lived a normal life. But now it’s too late because now he feels responsible for helping people.

I love all the Robins. If I could change a few things in Dc, there would be many, but not removing them from the Robin alias. I’m just saying, that it’s not really a good parenting style on Bruce’s part. Yeah, I hear you, they would have become Robin FORCEFULLY then, but they’re kids, and Bruce is Batman, he could have DOEN something.

Them as Robins/other super heroes, it gives interesting dynamics, and while they DESERVE to rest out of the hero business, I wouldn’t want that Lmao. But the hero business definitely doesn’t do THEM any favours.

WITHOUT ROBIN IN THEIR LIVES? JASON, STEPH, AND DAMIAN WOULD HAVE PROBABLY DIED MUCH SOONER. ROBIN SAVED THEM, ROBIN SAVED EVERYONE IN SOME WAY.