Osamu: Is 4 A Lot?

Osamu: Is 4 a lot?

Suna: Depends on the context.

Suna: 4 onigiris? No.

Suna: 4 murders? Yes.

Hi guys! Seems like Discord is adding stupid stuff in beta again. Go to your settings and then go to "Clips". This is already going to be toggled to be "on" automatically. Turn it off for your own sake

Dazai: B-7

Atsushi: *dejected* hit. Why are we even playing? You win every time.

Akutagawa: we all told you it was hopeless jinko.

Atsushi: yeah but I thought you were exaggerating. C-6?

Dazai: miss. You should know better than to think Akutagawa exaggerates anything.

Chuuya: alright this is painful. *walks over* move weretiger.

Atsushi: good luck. I’m not sure how much better off you’ll be…

Chuuya: oh ye of little faith

Dazai: just like old times, slug?

*5 minutes later*

Chuuya: D-8.

Dazai: hit. F-1

Chuuya: hit. B-5

Dazai: hit. A-2

Chuuya: well that’s the game. Tie again.

Atsushi: *baffled* h-how????

Akutagawa: *unamused* I don’t question these things anymore

Buh-Biker Blade?11!!

this is very self-ship coded (and dreamed up under the assumption that he's very rich) but whenever you're doing some online shopping and you refuse to buy something either bc of the price or bc it's something you just can't justify in the moment, keigo will make note of it from his spot beside you and it'll be in front of your door within the week.

he loves the way your eyes shine and you hide your grin as you half-heartedly scold him for spending money on you again. both of you know he's never gonna stop, anyway, and it's not like you ever expect him to do it, so why fight him on it?

(you try to make it up to him but he refuses).