More Jokes With Cyno

More Jokes With Cyno

idk if I read this for tsukki or kuroo but ❤️❤️

<omg they were roommates

< pairing. tsukishima kei x reader

< synopsis. when tsukishima’s best friend yamaguchi moves out of his way too expensive apartment, tsukki finds himself in need of a new roomie. when he replies to your tweet, he expects a quiet girl who keeps to herself but instead he gets you. will you be able to break down tsukishima’s walls or will you be forced to stand on the outside, looking in?

< genre. college!au, strangers to lovers, CRACK, angst, fLUFF, humor (i try), roommates!au (duh), slowww b u r n

< warnings. swearing, angst, d irty language (?????), drinking, smut*

< taglist. closed babey ;)

< status. completed!!

< table of contents.

00. profiles

01. being poor sucks

02. brand new roomie

03. a crush??

04. it’s party time

05. throw it back

06. simpin for yn [trigger warning]

07. let’s cuddle

08. somebody has a boner

09. the hot list

10. baby card revoked

11. kei has a little dick

12. oh fuck

13. making amends

14. dahlias

15. whore talk

16. cuddle pile

17. extortion buddies

18. broken

19. they love you

20. explanations

21. buckle up, we’re going to therapy

22. sugar daddy kuroo

23. exactly where you are* [smut!!]

24. saps <3

my sweet little guess monster ❤️

Masterlist: Sugar Sweet Lies

synopsis: When famous model Y/N L/N transfers to Shiratorizawa, the news of her arrival spreads like wildfire. Nearly everyone expects her to get with Ushijima and become Shiratorizawa’s celebrity power couple. However, when she walks into school clinging to Tendou Satori’s arm…everyone can’t help but wonder what she saw in their resident weirdo. (smau tendou x model reader)

status: completed!!

tag list: closed

Y/N’s Squad || Tendou’s Squad

01 || Traitor

02 || Stop Flirting

03 || Shiver Me Timbers

04 || Bachelor Tendou

05 || Nice Kakashi Cosplay

06 || Fanfic Recommendations

07 || Virgin Lips

08 || Detective Tendou

09 || Trouble in Hell

10 || Dashing Monster

11 || Volleyball Anime

12 || Anime and Chill

13 || Yellow Angry Bird

14 || Oikawa Hate Club

15 || Inter-High Finals

16 || Stockholm Syndrome

17 || Barbie

18 || Officially Nervous

19 || Body Pillow

Side Story: The Times He Wished it Wasn’t Fake

LMAO

Y/N: Not everything in life is positive

Y/N: But that test for a heart condition was

Y/N: *passes out*

Mina:

Bakugo:

Kirishima:

Deku:

Momo:

Denki: Okay but like who ate my ice cream last night you guys it wasn’t cool-

' TYPOS AND AUTOCORRECT ' | l. chan

synopsis : a series of texts and tweets between you and your best friend chan who is not so obviously (very obviously) in love with you, but is also the first to deny it genre/s : one-shot smau, non-idol au, pure fluff

from reese, with love <3

just something quick and sweet for today because can't help but swoon over the idea of besties to lovers chan >_< tysm for reading ! as always i'd love to know what you think, thoughts/asks/rbs appreciated hehe hope you're all doing well and taking care :>

im actually crying 😭❤️

dangerously yours !

— genshin men as the villain, you're the hero and throw some love in the mix

sacrifices the world to save you— ALHAITHAM, scaramouche, diluc, THOMA, childe, chongyun

He knew you planned to sacrifice yourself. He saw it coming. And he was ready to prevent every bit of it. He loved you. Once from afar, once from a different identity, a falsehood, a lie. He did all of that to see you, to know you and he fell. Hard.

You were a saint, the embodiment of good morality. A hope for the future. The opposite of him. And as you brace yourself for the moment your soul leaves for a new world, all for his arms to be wrapped in your body. You open your eyes and found a new world, the sound of bombs from where you once were. But that didn't matter. Not when his eyes sparkle more than crystals.

let's you defeat them— kaveh, VENTI, arataki itto, AYATO, albedo, xingqiu, cyno, aether, zhongli, tartaglia, heizou

As your blade came so close to slashing his neck you were finally hailed as a hero. A champion, a winner. But that void in your heart, a trophy can't fill that piece of your heart. He told you it was okay, as both of you staged a fight. Now he was tortured, punished for his crimes. He made you defeat him so you'll be once again called a hero.

You visit him almost everyday, always with an anonymous identity. He still smiled even with his tortured frame, one from lashes, some from his couple inmates. How can he sacrifice all his of career for you? It was easy really. No amount of punishment could exceed your cries, and that beautiful pained face he can't bear to see.

you join the darkside— kaeya, AYATO, albedo, pantalone, scaramouche, pierro, dainsleif, tartaglia

He lured you right to his trap. It all started when you met him, it was like Eve drawing closer to the sneaky snake. But just like it, your first meeting was destiny. Your family always wanted you to be a kind loving child. And you grew up as one. But as you learned more about the other side, you realized how wrong the "morally right" actually is.

It started off with a petty theft, to some injuries and then violence. With him at your side, it felt like pure adrenaline rushed to your veins. He taught you reality, away from the fairy tale built by the stupid legends of heroes. He made you feel that pain and hatred all came from love. You made him feel that loving was never enough to show just how much he adores you. Bang.

he becomes good— scaramouche, THOMA kazuha, VENTI, kaveh, tighnari, zhongli, bennett, xiao

He was never really evil. He was hurt. And when you feel him, and touch and be with him you learn how he actually is. How he was supposed to be. He used his power to see you often, maybe battle with you, but with the many chances to defeat you he chose not to. The many chances to destroy your plans, he left.

On quiet nights, away from the prying eyes and evil plans. There lies both of you, one asleep, one awake. He looks at the person lying on the grass and stares at the peaceful sky and saw no difference. You were the shooting star. His wish. He can't be evil, and he never was. And just for you, he never will. He can't stand to lose you, and he would give everything he built for that.

BONUS: he sacrifices himself— thoma, KAZUHA, alhaitham, childe, albedo, diluc, KAEYA

No... it can't be. He cant die like that. Not for you. It wasn't how it was supposed to be. Pleas of you wanting to wake him up. He was supposed to be a foe. But how he loved you so. He made you feel like you had a purpose, that you were more than just a weapon of justice. He made you feel alive and in doing so it killed him.

The war was over. But was it worth it? It wasn't. Killing him, destroyed you, tore you to pieces. He planned all of this. He knew he was... and in the palm of his hand lie the letter. A plan? A story? No.. it only stated three words you were so scared told him. A feeling you now regret.

"I love you."