Get In Loser Were Gonna Admire Moss And Mushrooms In The Forest

get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest

anyone know any quick and easy ways to turn myself into a hauntingly beautiful marble statue that’s been left in a forest and overgrown by ivy

trees are more dangerous than people bc sometimes they used to be people, but then figured out how to be very still & ever-growing & functionally immortal. anyway Don’t Challenge The Trees bc sometimes trees are haunted. this has been a PSA.

it seems like the best option right now is to build a liddol rock hut around myself and let the moss Finally 𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓶 𝓶𝓮

hmmmm this quarantine is really making me realize my dependency on hugs....... interesting

goblins be like

“lmao i have dirt on me shoes”

“oh my god i need those fingerless gloves”

“every time i go to the beach i collect as many shells as i can carry and before i leave i bury them in a hole i made for ~safe keeping~”

“nO DONT KICK THE SHINY I WANT IT”

“abolish capitalism lmao”

“who wants to make a dirt cake?”

*sees slug on the ground* “oh FUCK IVE FOUND MY FIRST BORN CHILD”

“no u don’t understand, i need this leaf. it’s gonna go in my leaf journal”

someone: “go to bed” goblin: “time isn’t real. string cheese is. just let me eat”

“mmmmMMMM wötre”

“yes, linda, i do need twelve different small spoons. kindly fuck off”

“did u know that soda can tabs are worth a penny a piece? that’s why i have fucking thousands of them. what do u mean ‘so why haven’t u cashed them in yet?’ i’m keeping them forever”

“knives good, basically”

*goes into a depression* “hozier is my only solace”

“no i will not fix my dresser drawers, i like to see them all wonky like that”

“embrace the moss or it will embrace you”

“worm??? good??????”

“can u have a pet bee without having to worry abt being stung? i don’t like those suits that beekeepers wear”

“backpacks and pants with many and/or large pockets?? sign me the fuck up!!!!!!!”

“acorns and mushrooms are valid bc it looks like they have hats on”

referring to a cactus: “i love my spiky son”

“isn’t it cool how i intentionally misspell words to convey the gobliney emotion behind the text?? isn’t that groovy???”

“:>”

“i have achieved 2 (two) things in my life. both involve obtaining many, many bottle caps”

“cosmo sheldrake is the only person who Truly Gets Me”

“i have a pair of ceramic teeth that i keep in my room”

“ooh a pebble!”

“i always kinda wanted to break all my earrings n keep the stones in my hoard”

“companionship? never heard of her. gonna fuck off into the woods one day” someone: shows them even the slightest affection goblin: “companionship good. gonna fuck off into the woods with the One I Love”