Loki: Shapeshifting Is The Best Super Power Because You Can Have Any Haircut Anytime You Want, You Can

loki: shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut anytime you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father's house while chanting ominously about his sins

mobius:

mobius: are you… okay?

mobius: loki and i got married!

b-15: don't share your personal problems with everyone

peter: here’s my award for the most rules broken

ned: that’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from mr. stark

peter, hanging it on his wall: well, it has the word “most” in it so i’m calling it an award!

bucky: *walks in covered in blood*

steve: great costume, buck! happy halloween!

bucky:

bucky: oh, right, it’s halloween. that’s convenient

tony: i’m sorry for all the stuff i said

steve: and for punching me in the face?

tony: no, you definitely deserved that

morgan: *finds a stray cat*

morgan: can we keep it?

pepper: your dad is allergic

morgan:

morgan: dad can stay outside