Tequila Shots

tequila shots

jean x drunk! reader

tags: alcohol use // swearing // smut // jean takes care of you // dub con// let me know if i missed anything x

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fuck

you always knew Jean was a giving person with how he was always such a good friend to you, randomly bringing you coffee to your job & picking you up on the nights when you’re too drunk to catch the train home, that’s just the kind of friend Jean is.

he proved just how good of a friend he is once again tonight when you all were at the bar celebrating sasha’s birthday.

“happy birthday bitch!” you said to sasha sitting across from you.

“fuck! bro who ordered tequila?” connie asked in an amused tone when the shots arrived at the table.

jean sitting to your left, chucked at connie’s comment while passing shots to everyone.

eren reached over from your right side grabbing a shot.

“what the fuck jean you gave me the smallest one”

“because your a fucking light weight” he said laughing through his words.

how the hell did i get sandwiched between these two? you thought.

many rounds later you found yourself at the bar singing over the speakers in the most crude way possible attempting to serenade jean.

jean wasn’t too impressed with your singing but he loved drinking with his best friend, he knew he could always have fun with you.

Jean felt his heart clench at the sight of you making a giant fool of yourself just to make him laugh.

even in your drunken state, jean looked at you like you were the only person in the room.

fuck the tequila shots were starting to hit you hard now.

“gonna go pee” you slurred to jean

“you sure you can make it there by yourself?” he teased.

“yup fine” you said with half closed eyes.

you made your way through the crowded bar into the hallway where the bathrooms were when you felt a large hand grab your wrist, spinning you around. through blurred vision you see your are now face to face with eren.

“damn drunky why are you holding my wrist so tight? shit” you say as you try to pull away.

“drunk or not i've been wanting to do this” eren said.

your eyes go wide as he wraps his other hand around your waist in an attempt to kiss you.

you try to push him back “i’m drunk but i’m not that drunk” you say.

eren didn’t heed your words as his grip tightened, leaning in once again.

in one swift motion you saw jean grab eren by his hair making him fall onto the wall and sinking to the floor

jean looks down upon eren in his pitiful state, “your drunk eren stay down.”

fuck all this commotion is about to make you sick.

jean picked up on that thought as he turned to face you.

“i need to get you out of here.”

you nodded letting him wrap an arm around you to lead you out of the bar.

jean didn’t let go of you until you reached his car.

jean turned, looking down on you with a worried face.

“are you okay? did eren fucking hurt you?”

“no his dumbass was just horny and drunk” you said, still holding on to your best friend.

jeans gaze softened a little

“that’s no excuse”

“yeah well…” you said as you let him guide you into the passenger seat.

such a good friend you thought as you watched jean drive.

“can i stay with you” you hiccuped

with one hand on the wheel jean looked over at you, “of course” he smiled sweetly.

he looked so good while he was driving

damn am i getting wet at the sight of my best friend right now? you thought clenching your thighs together trying to quell the needy pain growing between your legs.

you felt yourself sober up by the time you reached jeans place, but he still helped walk you inside.

he told himself he was doing it to be a good friend like always, but he knew this time was different.. this time he was helping you because he wanted any excuse to be close to you.

once inside he led you to the couch, setting you down lightly immediately kneeling down to your feet to help remove your shoes.

you reach down placing your hand over his, “i’m not drunk anymore jean really.. i can remove my own shoes.”

jean didn’t respond, he was too caught up in your gaze.

not even thinking of your next words you broke the silence “unless.. you want too”

jean took a hard breath, continuing his work on your shoes.

fuck it you thought.

you couldn’t wait anymore.

you grabbed jean by his shirt pulling him up to your eye level. a knowing look settled on jean’s face before grabbing your face and initiating a devastating kiss.

your hands immediately reach for the base of jeans skull raking your fingers through his hair while his hands heavily massage your hips.

you instinctively wrap your legs around jean’s waist as he stood to lead the two of you to his bedroom.

your kiss finally broke as the two of you landed on the bed.

jeans frame loomed over yours, breathing heavily.

“you know this will ruin our friendship right?” you said laughing as you spoke.

jean looked at you with lust filled eyes “fuck friendship, i’ve been waiting too long for this”

your legs wrapped around his waist once more.

jean leaned down, placing sloppy open mouth kisses all over your neck.

your dress rode up past your panties as you were rocking your hips against the front of jeans pants feeling the outline of his hard cock.

you let out a light moan into his ear as jean rutted his fully clothed cock against your soaking panties.

jean’s head came up from the crook of your neck, his gaze not leaving yours as his hand reached down to play with your clit over the thin cloth.

“say the word and i’ll stop” he said as his lips were a hair's length away from yours.

“don’t you dare stop”

“then tell me what you want” he said as the pads of his finger played with your cloth covered pussy.

“i want you to fuck me the way you have always imagined fucking me”

that was all jean needed.

in one swift motion your panties were gone. the next thing you knew jean had your hands pinned over your head.

his hand finally returned to your needy clit, fingers working in a swift up and down motion while jeans face was still hovering right over yours watching your face contorted in pleasure with breathless moans leaving your mouth.

he spoke directly into your mouth

“mmmm gonna make you feel so good perfect girl”

this roused another moan from your lips, as your hips rocked against jean’s hand.

it was all too much and not enough at the same time.

jeans free hand pulled the top part of your dress down revealing your breast. he immediately started rolling one nipple between his fingers and sucking on the other making your back arch off the mattress.

all of the stimulation made your orgasm come crashing down on you.

you moaned as the warm rolling sensation flowed through you.

jean’s name rolled off your tongue over and over as you came on his hand.

“mmm good fucking girl” jean said as he let you ride out your orgasm on his hand.

jean ignored how painfully hard he had grown inside his pants and placed a tender kiss to your forehead knowing you had an exhausting night.

he knew he could make up for lost time tomorrow.

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exhaustion hit you hard after jean gave you some of his clothes to change into.

you wrapped your body around his and let yourself succumb to your exhaustion in jean’s arms, knowing that your friendship might be gone but something better will replace it.

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i request a threesome

(willy tybur aot s4) (alucard castlevania)

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levi x reader

tags: canon universe // well established relationship // canon typical violence // swearing // sweet boy levi // sad boy levi // levi loves the shit out of you // star crossed lovers type beat

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you and levi were drinking tea in his quarters when the news hit.

“wall rose has been breached!” a cadet yelled through the door.

levi was the first to his feet, stalking over to you grabbing your hands with a desperate look in his eyes.

“this is going to be bad okay” his grip tightened on your hands.

“no matter what, i need you to stay close. keeping you alive is my number one priority next to killing those giant fuckers where they stand.”

———

shit

they were everywhere.

titans poured in through the gaping hole in wall rose.

all of levi squad watched the carnage taking place from a rooftop above the streets waiting on the captain's orders.

levi’s cloak flapped in the wind as he mentally strategized what to do next.

all you could do is watch the wheels turning in his head.

the captain finally turned to address you all, his face was unreadable as ever.

“eren i need you to use your titan’s hardening ability to plug that hole, just like the trost mission. the rest of us will make sure you make it there unscathed. this is your one job eren don’t fuck it up.”

eren nodded in response.

levi squad saluted their captain, “yes sir!”

the soldiers took to the streets below using their ODM gear, leaving you and levi standing alone on the rooftop.

your captain’s face grew softer now that it was just the two of you.

levi reached around you, grabbing you by the small of your back pulling you into his embrace.

“remember what i said” a concerned look fell upon his face as he looked into your eyes earnestly. “stay close no matter what. i can’t lose you.. not yet… not here”

levi didn’t allow you to respond, his grip tightened around your waist as the hook shot out of his gear propelling both of you through the street.

the two of you quickly separated, taking out the first titan you came into contact with.

your gear now being put to use, you sent your hook into the next titan’s shoulder blade as you flung by slicing its nape.

levi called to you from atop a nearby titans head,

“he’s on the move!” pointing to eren now in his titan form.

“let’s go!” he shouted as he initiated his gear.

you quickly followed suit and propelled yourself forward, falling in line next to levi.

from your birds eye view you both noticed the hoards of titans flowing in through the breached wall.

fuccccck this is all going to shit real quick

the whole first line of defense was taken out, eren was now going toe to toe with the swarm of titans.

“goddamn it” levi said as you both propelled through the air.

“we have to make sure eren makes it to the wall”

levi cocked his head in your direction, locking eyes with you, “remember what i said…you know what to do.”

you nodded. without a word you used your gear to skip from roof to roof in the direction of where the front line was just wiped out.

levi took the quicker route in the street below using the buildings stone walls to swing himself forward at a fierce speed.

levi made it to the pack of titans surrounding eren before you, slicing through nape after nape while you were not far behind.

you were one rooftop away from the carnage when the reinforcement team arrived.

thank the gods

you heard the whizzing noise of odm gear as you entered the fold with a flock of soldiers at your flank.

you quickly shot your spear grip through eren’s giant bicep, slicing through the muscle like a sword slicing through flesh.

using his massive form as leverage to fling yourself forward, flying feet first into a titans massive eyeball almost completely crippling its vision.

i’ll apologize to eren for that later. you thought laughing as you tried to pull your foot from the titans eye.

shit shit i’m in deep you quickly realized.

you hastily jabbed at the sludge beneath your feet with both swords not gaining an inch of leeway. you knew you were seconds away from the titan plucking you out of its eye.

sweat formed on your forehead as panic set in.

moments before the titan plucked you from its eye, memories you shared with levi started to flash before your eyes. you thought of all of the calm mornings you spent together, how the sun would pour through his window and how he would kiss your forehead when your eyes fluttered open, awakening from your blissful slumber.

“mmmm.. good morning sweet girl” he would say.

a single tear fell from your eye as the titan pulled you free from its eye. time moved so slow as it smashed your body under its fierce grip and lifted you high in the air.

you thought of levi’s words to you

“i can’t lose you.. not yet… not here”

not yet… not here… you thought as you became completely weightless.

the giant titan flung your lifeless bloodied form far and high like it was swatting a fly.

you didn’t feel the impact when your body landed on a nearby roof, your mind was already halfway to the other side, your soul was almost ready to cross over.

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after tearing down dozens of titans, levi and the reinforcements were able to give eren an opening to plug the hole in wall rose using his hardening ability.

everyone took an exhausted sigh of relief, at the end of the hard fought mission.

levi turned in circles in search of you. you were nowhere to be found.

bodies of steaming dead titans surrounded him

no, no where is she?! he thought in a panic.

without notifying anyone, levi quickly leaped into action initiating his ODM gear, launching himself upwards above the rooftops.

levi saw a body atop of a roof a single block away.

no it can’t be. please don’t be her. he thought as he neared the sight of your bloody body.

levi disengaged his gear landing hard on the roof; he had never ran faster in his life.

finally reaching your lifeless body levi sank to his knees next to you. in complete delirium levi grabbed at your limp body pulling your lifeless form too his chest.

“no no no please no” he chanted as his body shook against yours.

tears fell freely from levi’s eyes as he lifted your head up, placing a kiss to your lips.

this wasn’t supposed to happen. no. you were supposed to survive this together. you were supposed to tell your children and grandchildren all the stories about how the two of you survived a world full of shit and destruction together.

“i told you to stay close! you weren’t supposed to go yet!” he screamed.

“no..no.. not you. not you sweet girl” levi said as he wept into your neck.

you were nowhere, floating in the cold dark lifeless void when you saw a faint light.

well this must be it. i hope levi’s okay. you thought as warmth washed over you.

for a split second you thought you could hear levi’s voice calling out to you like a sweet siren song luring you to shore.

i hope he knows how much i loved him.

blinking away tears levi placed two fingers on your neck desperately feeling for a pulse.

eyes wide, levi shouted. “MEDIC MEDIC I NEED A MEDIC NOW!” he gripped your limp body tighter waiting for help.

you had a pulse, it was faint but it filled levi with hope nonetheless.

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levi held your hand the whole wagon ride back to the castle while you were unconscious, and sat by your bed for days waiting… hoping for you to wake.

it had been three days and you still hadn’t come conscious yet.

levi couldn’t sleep a wink as the days passed, he grew more and more worried as he held your hand waiting for you to show any sign of life.

your body felt so heavy as your eyes fluttered open instantly finding levi’s gaze.

tears welled in levi’s eyes once again as he cupped your cheek.

“hey sweet girl, i’ve been waiting for you”

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Promise - Levi x Reader Fluff

This story contains season 4 spoilers!

Love Reveal . Goodbye . LevixReader (no mention of gender)

Summary: The last night before an exhibition always holds some magical tension. This time it got the best of you. Warnings: slight mention of war

It was pitch black. Only the weak lights of the candles surrounding you kept the lurking darkness at bay. It felt like the flames protected you from the ghosts and goblins, hiding in the corners. You knew it was childish, but couldn't help this ancient fear.

For hours you had been stuck in the armory, preparing everything for your captain’s next mission. He and his squad were about to head off with Paradis' biggest enemy, Zeke Yaeger, as soon as dawn arrived. You had to admit that you were beyond hurt when Levi demanded on you to stay here. The raven-haired claimed that Hange needed you for some special experiments and weapon development, but you felt like he simply didn't want you on the mission.

Why? Only Heichou himself would know.

As you prepared the last set of thunder spears you suddenly sensed a presence. The unsettling feeling of being watched tingled down your spine. Was your sleep-driven mind playing jokes on you? "Cadet," a composed voice suddenly called. You spun around, slightly shocked by the sudden noise, and saw no other than your superior bathing in the glimmer of the candles. He looked stern like always.

"Captain," you breathed, mirroring his short salutation. Levi walked steadily until he stood next to your silhouette.

"Are you done, Y/N? It's getting late."

The hint of a smile crept over your lips as he called you by your first name. It was a rarety for Levi to not call you by your soldier title. Even though you became quite close over the years, maybe even being labeled as friends, you always liked to keep things professional. So you continued the captain-cadet-dynamics around others. But when you two shared a seldom moment alone, you were free to act more softly.

"Just finished the thunder spears. I need to check on the ODM-Gear and then you are good to go," you answered confidently. Levi smirked and nodded. You never disappointed him. More mellow than usual he said, "You should get some rest. I will inspect the gear." While he talked he made his way over to your silhouette, closing the space between you. Your brows furrowed slightly at your captain's proposal. "Levi, your mission starts in a few hours. With Zeke on your ass, you need to rest well to gain strength." An untypical chuckle was heard from the stoic man. He admired you for your bluntness. Not many dared to speak like that in front of their superior. "I'm not much of a sleeper anyway," the raven responded. You remembered the time he opened up about his insomnia during a military party when he had one glass of red wine too much. “Me neither,” you lied. “So we can do it together and get this over with.” You didn’t wait for a reaction, sat on a wooden box, and grabbed the first set of metal. Levi grew irritated and blew air out of his nostrils. Couldn’t you lay off your stubbornness for once? But he knew better than to argue with you and just joined the activity. He wanted to spend this precious time with you in serenity and not in a senseless argument after all.

Seconds, minutes, and finally an hour passed. The two of you bathed in each other's presence like it was the most natural thing. You sat there, next to each other, talking about important and not so important topics. In between, you just enjoyed the soothing silence.

“Are you scared?” you suddenly ripped the comforting chatter with your gritty question. Levi eyed you furtively, hiding his slightly widened gaze. “Scared of what?” he asked casually as his fingers danced over the icy surface of a gas tank he held. “Zeke, Marley, the war itself.” Your voice turned into a mere whisper as if those words were forbidden. There was always an unspoken rule between you and Levi, to not talk about your next missions. You provided a safe space where Titans and humanity’s massacres wouldn’t exist.

But this time you couldn’t help yourself but voice your concerns.

As the pause grew longer you forced yourself to look at the captain. He was focusing on the dancing flames in front of him, clearly in his thoughts. “Yes, of course, I am scared,” Levi finally said. His tone didn’t match the message, since it was too calm. You smiled fondly when you grabbed the last set of ODM-Gear and placed it on your lap. “Good, only lunatics fear nothing,” you answered. “That’s what my father always used to tell me.” Heichou huffed in amusement. From the corner of your eye, you saw him turning towards you, slightly leaning over. When Levi spoke, you almost jerked, because suddenly his presence was so close.

“Are you scared, Cadet?” He sounded so raspy when he whispered. The way he said it almost made it seem like something sexual. Your mouth formed a surprised circle and you felt a good amount of blood rush to your head. You must have screwed on the same bolt for a solid minute now, due to your shock. “I just fear one thing.” Finally, you managed to get a grip on yourself, although your voice still sounded wretched. Levi hummed in return and signaled to you that he was interested in what was to follow.

“I am afraid that the person I love won’t come home one day.”

You could feel your captain’s body heat, mingling with yours, but you didn’t dare to shoot him a glance at that point. It was clear to you that this statement was bold or maybe just plain stupid. The energy changed drastically after what you’ve said and it was hard for you to read the situation. Out of nowhere, you felt Levi’s hand touching your thigh. It was a cautious caress. Nothing like you were used from past lovers.

“I will always come back to you.”

Your digits bore into the metallic surface of the gear like they were able to tear it apart. Your ears must have played tricks on you. There was no way that Levi Ackerman, the most feared soldier, just said something so vulnerable. A tiny bead of sweat grew on your temple, due to your nervousness. What were you supposed to do now? Of course, you daydreamed about something like this, but you always labeled it as such – Just a dream.

“You know, this is the part where I imagined us kissing. You kind of ruined it,” Levi said amused. Slowly you titled your head to acknowledge that his face was just a few inches away. Steel eyes bore into e/c ones. Your sanity melted under his gaze. Finally, you stammered some incoherent words that somehow formed into a sentence over time. “You…imagined this?” Levi rolled his eyes. You really were an oblivious little thing. He thought he made it clear that he was very fond of you, by spending time with you, showing off his favorite tea blends, and opening up about his past.

“If you make this any more awkward, I will ask Zeke if he can just kill me right away,” the captain scoffed. Finally, the rush of adrenaline hit your brain and you practically attacked Levi, as you slung your arms around his neck. You pulled the raven-haired in and let your lips fall onto his. Levi placed his hands on your hips in return, while he deepened the kiss. This wasn’t romantic, nor well planned, like you always imagined, but you wouldn’t want it any other way. This imperfect revelation matched your imperfect life after all. Your lips caressed one another and poured the gooey sensation of fresh love over your nerves. You could have stayed in this sweet bubble of pheromones for every, but you knew that time was against you.

As you peeled yourself from him, you reached for his cheek to gently cup it. “Is this a promise? That you’ll always come back to me?” you whispered. Levi also reached for your face, tracing his thumb over your soft skin.

“I promise.”

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levi x reader drabble

word count: 503 short n sweet <3

the train was packed today, every seat had a passenger, and standing space was very limited. you felt like a canned sardine being stuffed body to body in the train car. you tried to grip onto the overhead handrail when the train lurched forward, you lost your balance causing you to fall into the person behind you.

thankfully the person caught you before you hit the ground, you knew it would’ve been a hard fall.

strong arms wrapped around your waist, “don’t worry, i got you” you took a sharp breath in, feeling dazed by the masculine voice speaking lowly into your ear. the man helped you right yourself, still keeping a steady hand on your waist as you got readjusted.

feeling completely mortified, you turned to face the man to apologize for your clumsiness. all coherent thoughts came to a complete halt when your gaze finally met his. you were in absolute awe of the beautiful stranger that kept a protective hand over your waist. the man had sharp masculine features while carrying an air of elegance at the same time, the combination created an intoxicating aura that made your head spin.

the man raised a brow, staring at you quizzically as he tried to read your face. you stared into his grey eyes still not being able to form words, time seemed to slow around the two of you.

the train reached its next stop, many passengers shuffled out of the sliding doors allowing you more space to breathe.

his words broke you out of your daze, “hey, are you okay?”

you tried to laugh off your embarrassment, “oh! ha, yeah i’m okay, sorry for falling all over you. i’m usually more careful than that.”

a smile tugged at the corner of the man's lips, “no apologies necessary, it was so trouble at all.” his hand left your side as he reached for his discarded book on the ground. “though, you did make me lose my place, and it was just getting good” he said teasingly, as he flipped through the pages.

you laughed at his jest, “well in that case i can assure you, an apology is definitely necessary. let me buy you a coffee, that would surely make up for it.”

the man looked at you thoughtfully, as you prayed that he would take you up on your offer.

time seemed to slow once again as you waited for his response.

the train jutted forward again, on its way to the next stop. the man instinctively grabbed onto your waist afraid that you would lose your balance. you eyes went wide as you fell into his embrace, his lips hovered just above yours.

“i’m not big on coffee, can we do tea instead?”

you let out a sigh of relief, “tea works for me.”

the man hummed at your response.

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the man guided you off the train at the next stop, “before we share a cup of tea, i suppose i should introduce myself properly, i’m levi. and you are?”

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