I Just Want Someone To Wife Darling Me Up! Like Have You Taken A Look At Yanderes??? They Care For Their

I just want someone to wife darling me up! Like have you taken a look at yanderes??? They care for their darlings more than anyone else would!

Breakfast in bed? Cuddles? Princess treatment? Hate filled sex yet obsession filled aftercare? I get everything I want even without lifting a finger?

You know what- SIGN ME UP RNNN!!

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Uhm... So this is my first time writing a storyline based thing and spare me cause I'm slowly getting the hang of how Tumblr works but i present y'all with....

Storyline: haikyuu... A historical fantasy story about a arch mage, an alchemist and a crowned royal prince. You have been engrossed by the manhwa after your friend recommended this to you. But what happens when you suddenly get isekai'ed into the story as a saintess?

Yandere sakusa (our cleanliness loving arch mage):

You were the saintess.. and he was the mage... Ofcourse you guys were meant to be! It was a match made in heaven sweetheart! You are meant to be together forever! The things you touch... The path you walk on... Everything around you is soo pure so innocent and so so so desperate to be ruined..ruined by him!

(he's an arch mage honey, he's gonna arch your back( ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠))

The moment he realises that the crowned prince and that bastard of an alchemist are in love with you... He loses it! He has to keep you safe! No one is allowed to taint your pure soul! No one but him!

Don't be surprised when you find yourself locked in a temple with high level magic spells around you.. he just did it for your protection sweetheart.. So what if you are the saintess and have to bless people? You should only use your blessings on him and him alone! Don't worry love... He'll make sure to remove any peck of impurity around both of you<3

Even if he has to get his hands dirty just for you<3

Yandere akaashi (royal crowned prince)

You're a saintess... That means you are his bride! His soon to be wife and the empire's mother! What do you mean that's not how it works? Isn't it how it goes in the stories? The saintess marries the crowned prince who turns into the emperor and they live happily forever ever after?

Aw.. ofcourse you don't know about it.. you're a pure soul afterall! Silly him! He needs to protect you then! Since, he can't have someone else taking his salvation away!

...WHAT!? THAT LOUSY MAGE AND PESKY ALCHEMIST DARE HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU!? This can't be! no nO NO NO! This is treason! Treason against the royal family! So what if they are powerful? They need to be executed immediately!

Only he has the rights to claim you as his wife! Even if he has to bend a few royal orders here and there....

Yandere kita ( perfectionist alchemist )

Playing with spells and magic circles was his thing! The moment he laid his eyes on you.. he was enchanted! Obsessed! Desperate!. He needed to have you one way or the other.

You bless people, save them from misery by your holy powers, the epitome of mercy whereas he was deemed as evil, scary and an outcast.. but you.. you were the only one who treated him like a human.. no, no he doesn't care if you're the saintess, a maid or even a witch... He loves you! No matter what you are and what you want to be!

He's got to cage you keep you safe from prying eyes! Darling, he has seen how other stare at you... It makes him want to claw their eyes out!

How about going far far away from humanity where only the two of you are present? Doesn't it sound so romantic?♡

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Just a Lil heads up guys!

I'll be taking a few weeks off off Tumblr..

So yeah.. I won't be posting but yeah I'll keep my asks open for anyone who wants to drop something..

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See you all soon pookies🎀✨

Random thought,

Since mc turned in to a sheep (seriously a sheep?) When mc entered the devildom...

Does that mean that If the brothers or the dateables (except Sol ofc) were to enter the human realm they'd also turned into an animal? Maybe a dog? Cat? Or a flipping goat? (Yeah a goat... Mc is sheep, they should be random too)

Guys...

If someone worships an angel, they are termed as worshippers worshipping a shrine of an angel or deity.... Aka holy stuff

BUT

If someone worships a devil, they are termed as cults performing dark magic? *Le gasp*

And even so... What about humans??? What if angels and devils worship a certain human... What is it called!!??

Just another normal day in jjk world.. ft: you.

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You: *innocently scrolling on your phone with a nonchalant expression on your face*

Gojo: watcha doin' love?

You: nothing just learning new things from your fangirls

Gojo: my fangirls?

You: yeah! They are soo resourceful i mean like no lube no protectio-

And the hell broke loose on that oh so normal day