Hate When Im Braiding My Hair And I Get One Of This Fucking. Random Loops Of Hair That Sticks Out Of

hate when i’m braiding my hair and i get one of this fucking. random loops of hair that sticks out of the braid. ykwim???

real omg. i observe tznius loosely (just cover my chest, knees, and shoulders) and dress vintage and it’s often a fine line between fashionably modest and mormon 😔😔

the worst part about tzniut is you cannot make up fun terms to describe ways you make your life more modest because you will end up sounding like a mormon talking about soaking. like I add little chains to the collars of my shirts when the buttons don't go all the way up because I don't want to sew on more buttons. I cant call that a modesty chain. that sounds like a sex thing that people forced into celibacy do. I feel like such a silly little man sometimes.

before i realized it was a fake author, i was genuinely so mad at him for cutting out the wedding planning chapter. i also broke my brain trying to figure out what era it was supposed to be in lmao

The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.

Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.

And it slaps

me when i find bed bugs at my clients apt and find out the building is infested <3 and has been for years <3 but my boss neglected to mention these things to me <3 tee hee just caregiver things <3

depop sellers are the devil i stg