Not Slowregard

Not slowregard

This isnt at all done but i have no more motivation to work on it right now, maybe ill post a finished version later?

Decided to try for a pretty cool effect (jk i couldnt shade the mask right)

With the last rouge character I played, a chaotic neutral human with a penchant for stealing pretty things (basic, i know) I made a point of collecting as many knives as possible. Knives were cool, because I could use them alongside my light weapons, but I had an ulterior motive. Now, I had been careful, and kept a detailed list of every weapon I bought or stole and where I could reasonably hide them on my body. For a long time, nothing much came of this. But finally, after months, we were asked to deposit all weapons, and my time had come. We went around the party, depositing staffs and greatswords, nothing too special. Then it came around to me. I cant remember exactly how long it took, but I made a point of describing my character placing every weapon on the table and the increasingly ridiculous places my rouge was pulling them from. I had something like 20 weapons on my person in total. I didnt even give them all up the first time. I put down my crossbow, my rapier, and the knives hidden in my coat, but when asked for the rest of them I happily complied, pulling more knives from pockets sewn into every part of my outfit. After this show, no one suspected that I still had two knives stored in pockets at the bottom of my shoes, and I used them to stab the guy escorting us later. Rouges are great

Imagine being commited to one fandom

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