I Have A Friend Who Lives Far Away And Cause Of That Our Energies Clash Perfectly Cause My Normal Energy

I have a friend who lives far away and cause of that our energies clash perfectly cause my normal energy is her 12 am manic energy

I found a drop of red liquid on my desk and was like "hmm what is this???" I thought it was either blood or soda so I licked it and it was cough syrup, so yeah hows you guys doing

My school let me in on a random Tuesday with blood on my face and didn't even question it

Okay some background info, I have very frequent nosebleeds and I rode a bus to school. This plus the fact that I don't like to talk to authority figures and get nervous around them led to a funny situation. So one day I was riding to my school when I got a nosebleed, not one of my worst but it bled quite a bit. When I got of my bus my bus driver looked at my bloody face and how heavily I was breathing, you wanna know what they did? Nothing. They just let a bloody teenager who looked like they just murdered someone into a school. And my school also had someone who greets the bus riders at the door. He just looked at me (again bloody face, heavy breathing, & I looked very nervous to see him) do you wanna know what he did? He even got a better look at me and then just... said "Hola!!!" Like... dude??? I look like I just killed someone with my fucking pencil and dude just let me in. What's hilarious is that not 1 but 2 people (three if you count a girl who saw me washing up in the restrooms) saw me looking like an teenage axe murderer and said "yeah, looks pretty safe for a school"

Anyway it took a third person (a really sweet lunchlady) to look at me and actually ask what was going on and sent me to the nurses lol

Omg!!!!!! I made a calico one based of my cat :D (thanks @zoomclown !!!!)

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING I FOUND AN ISOPOD PICREW

make you as an isopod and tag some mutuals!

here’s mine:

tagging @justbugsnstuff @willdisappearintothelonely @futuristicreviewdelusion @humanteethmarksonhumanbone @bat-luun @iwanttorundirectlyintothesun @onequeermushroom @oxthemoron @thesnailtraveler @depresseddm-thedndkind @spunxter + anyone else who wants to join!

Challenge: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters, and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite. (five OF, not top-5-of-all-time)

tagged by: @raceispunk (thanks for the tag!)

no pressure tags: @mossy-stormcloud, @rustyelias, @ambiently-80s-gay, @vvanillavveins, @atrashmammall