I Adore Fics Where Palpatine's Plans Go Wrong Because Anakin Keeps Fucking Up In Silly Failguy Ways.

I adore fics where Palpatine's plans go wrong because Anakin keeps fucking up in Silly Failguy Ways.

Is leading Palps through the forest and whaps him in the face with a branch by letting go too early.

Induces an allergic reaction by bringing cookies that, Whoops, Sheev didn't know he was allergic to.

Brought a gift box to make him feel better about the allergies but the Space Bonsai Tree has a small wasp nest and now the hospital is full of Stinging Insects.

Gestures widely while telling a story to some senators Palps is friends with and smacks ol' Sheev in the face.

Nudged a carpet wrong and now Palps tripped over the bump and knocked out a tooth.

Eagerly tried to help take some notes and somehow blasted an entire Illegal Conversation With Dooku to the entire holonet.

All this to say, does anyone have any recs in the vein of Senator Obi-Wan AU? (I don't know AO3 BeanieBaby's Tumblr or I'd tag then)

Only one and a half of the specific incidents up there happen in that fic, but worry not! Anakin gives Palpatine a wig made of Swamp Muck in good faith. He means well. He's not good at it. I adore him.

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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

i like to think theyd get their happy ending, too