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Val with some orthodox icon vibes

(decided to finish what started as a shitty whiteboard doodle)

Trying to learn Blender 😭 made a thing (the bg music is forever by the little dippers)

MY LEG

no context behind this painting.

If a Bene Gesserit witch said “CUM” to me with the voice my penis would simply explode like a pipe bomb

disengage, disengage, disengage

It's on the train...

having one final giggle before closing my eyes and yanking the steering wheel to the left

here are my favorite quotes from dune messiah cause frank herbert cooked so hard

“save your praise for those who can be swayed by it”

“beloved,” she whispered. “have i troubled you?” her arms enclosed his future as they enclosed him. “not you,” he said. “oh… not you.”

“paul saw the moon become an elongated sphere. it rolled and twisted, hissing — the terrible hissing of a star being quenched in an infinite sea. it was gone. no moon. the earth quaked like an animal shaking its skin.”

“the flesh surrenders itself. eternity takes back its own.”

“they’ve blinded my body, but not my vision”

“awakening, she’d found paul sitting beside her, his eyeless sockets aimed at some formless place beyond. chani stilled a fit of trembling when he aimed those eyeless sockets at her.”

“i was baptized in sand and it cost me the knack of believing. who trades in faiths anymore? who’ll buy? who’ll sell?”

“we have eternity, beloved.” “you may have eternity. i only have now.” “but this is eternity.”

“he felt his body through her touch: dead flesh carried by time eddies. he reeked of memories that had glimpsed eternity. Past and Future became simultaneous.”

“you cannot see!” “i don’t need eyes to see you.”

“if you need something to worship, then worship life—all life, every last crawling bit of it! we’re all in this beauty together!”

“this myth he’d made out of intricate movements and imagination, out of moonlight and love, out of prayers older than Adam, and gray cliffs and crimson shadows, laments and rivers of martyrs—what had it come to at last? when the waves receded, the shores of Time would spread out there clean, empty, shining with infinite grains of memory and little else. was this the golden genesis of man?”

“there are problems in this universe for which there are no answers.”

“people are subordinate to government, but the ruled influence the rulers.”

“he is the fool saint, the golden stranger living forever on the edge of reason.”

You know they found those flying dinosaur bones and they had feathers. The dinosaurs, not the people, silly

hayward animation i've been working on as part of a larger project :]]!!!!! because of camera movement, the whole thing doesn't appear in the project at once, so i wanted to post it in full :p

cornelius hickey spring breakers (gone wrong) (gone evil)

flash warning, warning for blood, warning for like everything else that happens in the terror

And the more I think of it, the more absurd it is that you could threaten me at all, Sergeant Loughton, when the Last Word tells me that you’ve been fused to that diner chair ever since you turned sixteen.

I saw Natalie Dormer as Moriarty in Elementary and decided that this is what Val looks like. they even sound very similar. now, do the prayer marks on Val's skin look kinda like circular gallifreyan? yes they do because I have no imagination. also as I'm looking at the script now it says "black and delicate marks of ink" but oh well, it's too late now. and anyway I think making them black here would've been too distracting.

I've been trying to fuse that dude with the chair for so long. I intended to make it look more horrifying but ultimately decided against it because there were too many unnecessary and distracting details, also the perspective was wrong (I mean, even more so than it is now. I'm not very good at perspective)

adding a close-up of this too because I'm kinda proud of the way the light on this mug turned out lol.

Rewatching gravity falls rn and this is one of my favorite jokes in the entire show

Vash and Wolfwood as Katya and Trixie because I think they deserve to have some fun after the emotional disaster that was episode 11

The amount of time I spent on this is kind of embarassing

That awkward moment when you share a body with a creature far beyond any human comprehension (close-ups under the cut)

If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore

Raid on Liberio

tips | commissions

this piece took me around 50 hours🤞 hope you enjoy

comedy queen, someone get her a talkshow

RIP Brother Faulkner, you would have loved crab rave. 🦀

welcome to burger king sorry its all so fucking hopeless

It's him and his children