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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

 Hey btw, another worldbuilding thing: You can, and actually should have weird and impractical cultural things. They’re not inherently unrealistic, for as long as you address the realistic consequences as well.

 Let’s say you’ve got a city where there’s tame white doves everywhere. They’re not pests, they’re regarded as sacred, holy protectors of the city, and the whole city cares for them and feeds them like they’re pets. They’re so tame because it’s a social taboo to hurt or scare one. Nice pretty doves :)

 Then someone points out that even if they’re not seen as pests, doesn’t having a completely unchecked feral pigeon population - that not only isn’t being culled, but actively fed and cared for - mean that there would be bird shit absolutely all over the place?

 A part of you wants to say no, because these are your nice, pretty doves. To explain that there’s a reason why they’re not shitting all over the place, maybe they’re super-intelligent and specifically bred and trained to not shit all over the place. The logistics of how, exactly, could anyone breed and train a flock of feral birds go unaddressed.

 An even worse solution would be to not have those birds, editing them out of the world. No, they spark joy, you can’t just toss them out!

 Now, consider: Yes, yes they would, but the city also has an extensive public sanitation service that’s occupied 90% of the time by cleaning bird shit off of everything. One of the most common last names in the area actually translates to “one who scrapes off dove shit”, and it’s a highly respected occupation. And thanks to the sheer necessity of constantly regularly cleaning everything, the city enjoys a much higher standard of cleanliness, and less public health issues caused by poor public sanitation.

 The doves do protect the city. By shitting fucking everywhere.

Goncharov (1973)

You see it, don’t you? 

You’ve become a monster too.

what if that one iconic backstory scene in goncharov (1973) after he makes his first kill but as a movie poster

everything should just get better immediately and forever

When Katya said “Of course we’re in love. That’s why i tried to shoot you.” And Goncharov said “If we really were in love you wouldn’t have missed.” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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i looked through some of the catholic blogs that have been in my notes and who all they reblog from. do y'all want to see the worst opinions in the world

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Drew this c!Tubbo art months ago and I still like it a lot!!! :^)))

a collection of motivational insights regarding content creation and creative hobbies

and of course the classic

tumblr citizenship test (uquiz)

he makes me so happy and so profoundly sad at the same time

i am a passerine sapnap apologist what about it

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help ive watched the animatic like 6 times

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my gmail impression

some dirty BITCH touchd your account and got their GREASE all over it ew!!!!! eew gross!!! oh wait thay was you… oh erm. this is awkward uh. hm.

you were in the US military once right? how believable would this be?

That's exactly what you should expect from the average motivated American warfighter

💥KABOOM!💥The DreamSMP Superhero/ Vigilante AU stickers are HERE !

fucked up that theyre advertising ball shaving kits on a website where a lot of the users dont grow body hair and have purple eyes

ppl be like “i need to watch a based streamer who calls out their chat whenever theyre dumb and doesnt have an audience of eleven year olds” like sneegsnag isnt right there