This Is Your Daily, Friendly Reminder To Use Commas Instead Of Periods During The Dialogue Of Your Story,

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

“do it for the vine” = allow yourself to live life in the moment instead of maintaining a facade of normalcy for the enjoyment of not only yourself but of those around you

“commit to the bit” = adhere to the guidelines of an event that will in retrospect be nothing but a minuscule footnote, but continue to execute it for the complex web of happiness it brings you and your collective now

“fuck it we ball” = get the most you can out of life by putting the very thrill of being alive first and everyday occurrences and responsibilities last

I need y’all Star Wars lover’s opinion on something.

Because I personally think kark sounds better, like as a substitute for fuck but a little bit worse. But I also think that kriff would be more on the level of shit.

I think Julia deserves to know how far this has gotten

"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"

Kill me four times, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

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