One Of The Most Cursed Things I've Ever Seen

one of the most cursed things i've ever seen

Hey how are you✨️Dean...my name is 💙Castiel🌈I'm the one who gripped you tight🌟💚And raised you from perdition🐝☁️right now🫢🥵And hoping you to💞 be the Michael Sword❤️😍[HYPERLINK]🔥 please be✨️ fast🍕 I'm 😉waiting for you💫 here🌸

#just crowley things (aziraphale)

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

I wish that book reviews were presented the same way as fanfiction reviews:

“AFHAKFHDKFHAKHFADSKFHKDFDKJHFKJAD” –The New York Times

“OMG I CANT EVEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM” –The Wall Street Journal

“you asshole im crying now” –NPR

“AHH THAT WAS SO CUTE THANK YOU! I’ll publish that book I said I’d write for you like next week, I’m a little busy right now but I LOVE THIS” –Sarah Dessen

Here, no, clearly y’all are missing the point. as an ace person, when I say “oh dang he’s hot” I mean it in a “I wanna patch him up when he’s injured and buy him a coffee” way. When I say that man’s a dilf, I’m saying I’d really appreciate a long hug and a comforting conversation from the guy. When I say a woman is sexy…. I’m saying she’s sexy. I’ve got eyes y’all, doesn’t mean I desire anyone carnally. BUT, when I say “I’d let her step on me” I mean it in a “I’d follow her into battle to free our homeland. I’d walk through hell and high water to stand by her side.” way, obviously.

something about the way Aziraphale was always wearing period-appropriate clothing until after the night in 1941. something about the way he found that moment in love, and thought oh, and thought, this must be how the humans say time stops in love, and decided to keep stopping time, even just a little, ever since that moment