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I need the rainbow trout truck so bad

i keep quoting this theirs actual tears in my eyes

Save me heavy tf2......

And who enforces this? Is it just a few bad apples, or is it all cops?

How hard is it for them to find cops willing to enforce this? Do they have to sift through hundreds of heroic cops who refuse until they find the one cop who's monstrous enough to enforce this, or do they easily find cops willing to enforce this because monstrous cops are everywhere and being a monster is part of the job?

"All cops are bad" is not a stereotype. It's literally a requirement for the job that every single one knew about.

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

(Ofmd criticism ahead) . . . "The death was tragic but you can't say it's all bad now because one bad thing happened"

If a character that's very important to you dies meaninglessly (Ed and Izzy were already progressing fine with leaving BB behind) and cruelly (just finding happiness and not getting a chance to keep living to experience it properly), it will affect how you see the whole show. Everything you loved in it before will have this character's eventual messily written death looming over.

It weights even more in OFMD's case because of the show's nature and how it's been presented in the media by it's creator. Arguing that it's a pirate show or saying character deaths happen is absurd when we are talking about OFMD. It has always steered towards positivity no matter how dark it gets, and hasn't shied away from being unrealistic to the point of silliness in order to reach those happy conclusions. And this is the image that the show has been given.

Despite the flaws I actually like season 2 more than the first. It has my favourite episodes in the series. But I can't see them same way again or enjoy them like before.

Izzy's death definitely doesn't make his development meaningless, but the death meant wasted potential and served no purpose that couldn't have been gained in a different way. His new role in the cast and the changing dynamics with other characters were much more interesting and meaningful than anything his death could offer. Izzy's arc wasn't over, that had been a new chapter in it, and we will never get to see the rest of it.

I’m not ❌ dying 🪦☠️ not for that ponce 😒 and not for you 🫵 😑 so I’m gonna devise a plan 📝📈 and when we once again 🔁 barely 🤏 eke by to fight ⚔️👊🥊 another day 📆 I will VERY. WILLINGLY. OFFER YOU 🤲. THIS ✨🖕🖕✨ ⬅️⬅️ my FOOKING RESIGNATION 🛫✌️ YOU ABSOLUTE 🤬🤬 T W A T 🤬🤬

my brain the past two months has just been *edward Teach born on a Beach* *he doesn't kiss nobody likes him* *he's a visual artist you can't cut the boy's little fingies* *cheers m'dears* *i'm not a Fucking Mermaid* *is that blackbeard // hmm? oh no I'm blackbeard* *m'Noses* *man for sale* *you gotta get rid of that babe I KNOW THAT BABE* *knives are knives meat's meat* *check out this fabulous booty I'm hawkin'* *you came back // never left* on a constant loop

izzy hands moodboard

Forever changed on a spiritual level by Lucius. He's just thotting and sketching across the seas with his neck scarf. He survived Jim's wrath and wound up thirsting in the end. Mans got slutshamed with a dash of homophobia by Blackbeard's first mate and just went "yeah that's my pirate polycule. want in, little man?" Fucking iconic.

And then they did.

team münster — des teufels langer atem.

03 - corruption - 

Neues Jahr, neue Ladung an schlechten, deutschen Valentinskarten!

I’m tired of the myth that Ronald Reagan drove in on an eagle-shaped bulldozer and dismantled the Berlin Wall all by himself. A lot of the credit actually goes to the protestors who vigilantly pressured the government. 

Also, the beginning of the Wall Fall was the result of an incompetent bureaucrat.

“When the wall started to fall on November 9th, it was a mistake. In the face of mass protests against the regime in 1989 and thousands of East Germans seeking refuge at West German embassies in Eastern Europe, East German leaders waived the old visa rules stating that citizens needed a pressing reason for travel, such as a funeral or wedding of a family member. 

East Germans would still have to apply for visas to leave the country, but they would supposedly be granted quickly and without any requirements. Yet the Communist Party official who announced these changes, Guenter Schabowski, missed most of the key meeting about the travel procedures and went unprepared to a news conference. In response to reporters’ questions about when the new law would take effect, he said, “Immediately, without delay.” Schabowski left the impression that people could immediately cross the border, though he meant to say they could apply for visas in an orderly manner. 

Over the next several hours, thousands of East Berliners gathered at the checkpoints along the wall. Since the country’s leaders hadn’t intended to completely open the border, the supervisors at the crossing points had received no new orders. The chief officer on duty at the Bornholmer Street checkpoint, Harald Jaeger, kept calling his superiors for guidance on how to handle the growing mass of increasingly angry East Berliners expecting to be let through. Jaeger finally gave up around 11:30 p.m. and allowed people to pass through en masse. Guards at other crossing points soon followed suit. The East German regime never fully regained control.”

Perhaps instead of Reagan, we should build a statue of Guenter Schabowski worriedly looking at his watch. The plaque can have the caption, “I hope I didn’t miss anything important at that meeting.”

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Hat schon vor der vierten Welle gewarnt, als sie noch gar nicht da war

We rise for our new health minister and Meme Lord, Prof. Dr. Karl Lauterbach, der mir einzig bekannteste seines Namens.

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Quality signs from mannhatten map

Some unfinished heavymedic drawings I did :)

A Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. He then placed a camera in the elevator to record people’s reactions.

I saw an opportunity and I took it