Its So Inconvenient When Theres A Nuke In My Sandwich

its so inconvenient when theres a nuke in my sandwich

I find it funny the way Jon blames himself for the apocalypse. Cause essentially what happened is that Jonah put a nuke in his lunch and he blames himself for it.

Like, imagine you got a sandwich for lunch. You’ve been looking forward to eating this sandwich for so long, you haven’t had one in weeks. Your friend got it for you from a restaurant and you are so so excited.

It looks amazing, it smells amazing, you are so excited. Then, you go to take a bite and there’s a fucking nuke in it. It explodes and kills everyone around you, except for you. Then you blame yourself.

You didn’t put that nuke in it. You didn’t know there was one there. You were just trying to eat lunch.

It was the guy from that restaurant, he put a nuke in your sandwich! And it wasn’t even like he put it in a random sandwich and you just happened to get it. No, he put it specifically in your sandwich so when you try to eat your lunch it will explode.

And you know that he put the nuke in your sandwich. Cause he wrote you a note explaining to you exactly why and how he did it. He told you it was so it would explode and kill everyone, and he told you that he put it specifically in your sandwich. And he hid the note so you would only see it after you started eating, at which point it was already too late.

And you still blame yourself. Even though you had no idea. How does that make sense?

Jon, it is not your fault there was a nuke in your sandwich

Statement of Bernard Dowd Regarding the Strange Happenings of His Partner and Partners Family.

by EJ_Rambles Statement begins; Listen, I love my boyfriend- like a lot. It’s just that sometimes…he can be a bit odd. ------- Or; I'm obsessed with both Batman and Magnus Archives and I combined the two. You don't really need the knowledge of both to read this (though it would help lol)- basically the batfam are creatures based off of fears and Bernard comes to meet the family! Words: 1356, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Bernard Dowd, Tim Drake (DCU), Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Barbara Gordon Relationships: Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake, Batfamily Members & Bernard Dowd Additional Tags: Statement Fic (The Magnus Archives), Avatar of the Dark!Bruce Wayne, Avatar of the Vast!Dick Grayson, Avatar of the Buried!Jason Todd, Avatar of the Flesh!Cassandra Cain, Avatar of the Desolation!Duke Thomas, Avatar of Death!Damian Wayne, Avatar of the Eye!Tim Drake, Avatar of the Web!Barbara Gordon, Cryptid Batfamily (DCU), Creepy Batfamily (DCU), Meet the Family, Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Tim Drake Loves Bernard Dowd, Bernard Dowd-centric, Conspiracy Theorist Bernard Dowd, Bernard Dowd Loves Tim Drake, Bernard gives the Magnus Archives a statement, In a loving yet concerned way via https://ift.tt/4n2g5sZ

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A funny fact abt me is that I'm terrified of drawing headshots, just bc if I make something wrong there's nothing else to distract the attention.

Ggrrggr Idk if its just me that the more I see them the more I find mistakes

btw if u feel like using them just a "pfp made by mercy" is well appreciated!! (≧∇≦)/

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

That one fucking tiktok trend but with Pete and Ted