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oh that gap in my resume is cuz i was out killing people

how to care for ur godkid 101

Daletober day 5

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

wario is such a violent name. if they had named him peaceio maybe he wouldnt be prone too such malicious activity

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

Can you explain to me the dfab, fmab and any others I have missed. I have been seeing them around later but do not understand their meanings. Thank you

dfab means designated female at birth. fmab means Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me

That's it I'm gonna try my best to commit

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

[Insert Nothing Even Matters by Big Time Rush] I heavily associate that band with them btw

Dave finally snapped-

my hands are killing me this took hours to make and its only 8 seconds

am i late

Drew that bastard Toppat leader Terrence Suave!!!

Henry gijinka(?) thing idk whatever he is

Triple threat gijinkas! !!! Finally !!!!

the wells

THEM !!!!!!

let me spoil you bbg *pulls out these*

TF you mean this file was created 11 days ago and i remembered and finished this only now-

Thank god designers didnt went with the hoodie outfit

Or Dev and Dale wouldve been EVEN MORE LIKE FREAKING CLONES I SWEAR IAM MIXING THEM UP SO MICH-