Jason Trying To Explain Poly To Bruce

Jason trying to explain poly to Bruce

Jason, at a whiteboard: you see, you and Selina are these two dots, and you are dating *draws a line from one dot to the other*

Bruce: Why are we dots?

Jason: uh, it's just really zoomed out, okay back to this- Roy, Kori, and I are these three dots, and see, there is a line from Kori to me cause we're dating, there is a line from Roy to me cause we're dating, and there is a line between them cause they are dating. We are all dating one another but even then, it is separate relationships coming together to make something else- in this case, a triangle-

Tim, in the background eating popcorn: illuminati confirmed

Jason: Anyway, so even though we all are dating each other separately, just like how you and Selina are dating, our relationships with one another come together to form something new, called a poly relationship-

Dick, still bitter his friend, ex girlfriend, and brother are all dating: no it's called I introduce you all and then you cut me out of the mix to have your own exclusive relationships going on

Bruce: wait, I'm confused, so you are a triangle?

Jason, slapping his forehead: no, the triangle is a metaphor for my poly relationship with Kori and Roy to help you understand what a polyamorous relationship is

Bruce: Jason, I know what a polyamorous relationship is. My parents were in one with Alfred when I was growing up. I just don't understand what that has to do with geometry

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

There's a Mr Wight Hood to see you? (DC x DP)

Sorry my hyperfixation du jour switched for a week there. Hope my dc x dp homies are still here.

Anyways, hope other people are also interested in thinking about Jason Todd arriving in Gotham to do his big, convoluted "see if Daddy still loves me" plan. Then nearly immediately stumbling across baby Danny. How or why he was de-aged isn't super important but he's BABY and he's injured. Maybe he has that all-important fanon vivisection scar.

Danny calms the pit with his loving baby heart, Jason decides the pit has been calmed by the Power of Fatherhood. He adopts Danny, ghosts Talia and sets up a new life. He gets a job as a barista - his thorough training meaning he's flawless under pressure and he remembers every order.

He's raising Danny himself when Talia catches up to them. Whether she means them harm or not, she freaks out Jason. Danny transforms as a defence mechanism and blasts her with his powers. Jason is flipping out but determined to still care for Danny as best as he can.

And it all goes alright until someone who wants to hurt Danny picks up on his now 'unlocked' ectoplasmic signature. They snatch him from the babysitters while Jason is at work. (Freakshow, Vlad, GIW, The Fentons, someone else)

The babysitter calls him at work crying hysterically.

Jason doesn't feel frantic, he feels calm. He takes out the unfinished Red Hood uniform - still devoid of colour or a bat symbol. He puts it on. He walks to the nearest zeta beam and puts himself on the watchtower. In space. During a debrief being held for another case.

"I know the names, and weaknesses of every hero on this space station. My son was kidnapped. You're going to help me find him or I will burn all your worlds to the ground."

shoutout to bruce wayne bc despite him having two very clear rules for his kids, “1) don’t kill, 2) don’t die” his kids are incredibly skilled at breaking both of those rules

Undiagnosed chronic illness will make you excited about like. Your body self imploding. Because it means you might actually get a test to come back positive for a diagnosis for once